Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.

lol tush push

I’m in love with Mary Jane 💗

Lulzzzz

Almost completed a 1000 piece puzzle during the Chiefs game yesterday cuz my nerves couldn’t take it. 😅

🫶

I’m that person you wish to see 😅

Another one score game 🔪

Well I guess I can relax the rest of the season.

Rice really is a difference maker & I’m thankful for that.

Again, bitch‼️

I’m really thankful for blunts

64 just got embarrassed

Take back the celebration, too.

Booooo. I want the other halftime show.

At least we have more than field goals lmaoo

Jesus fuck I hate penalties

Hope everyone is wearing their “STFU TONY” shirt.

Kelce, bitch‼️🫶

Well I’m having a lot of fun so far lol

Rice, bitch‼️

Chiefs, bitch‼️

My neighbors are smokin some shit outside & it smells like Gates BBQ. KC shit.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Native Americans that survived US genocide and betrayal.

No guests means I got into this shit at midnight. 🍑

When you’ve endured a lot of shit you find a way to be thankful for little things that add up to big things. 🫶

I gotta tell ya guys, I’m thankful for shit everyday.

Chiefs, bitch‼️ 🦃

You really could just put a tight camera on John Candy with nothing but him and the driver's seat of a car in frame and then watch him almost wordlessly do five of the funniest minutes in the history of movies.

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

Just disco danced 🪩 to this song with my poodle 🐩 while smoking a blunt ✨

🤌

Afternooner blunt

How many peanuts should a squirrel eat? Because this one in my backyard is a glutton. 😅

Tell me you’re from Kansas City without telling me you’re from Kansas City.. you still call Bally’s the dirty bird.

In my other life I was a blunt.

when the tryptophan hits

Weed is a lifesaver.

First thanksgiving without my mom. I’m trying to embrace the change of I don’t have to do shit now. My son wanted a Cajun turkey so I ordered it & then he told me yesterday he’s going to Oklahoma. 🥴

The universe speaks love. Look for the signs. 🫶

👇 this line right here

It’s like Death Cab said, there is grace within forgiveness but it’s so hard for me to find.

Here’s Serge, just for kicks. Bronson Pinchot’s master class in on-screen improv.

“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.” @cwarzel.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Ain’t nobody tryna dress up to travel. Because we might get delayed, bitch.

Happy Victory Monday‼️ We’re still here, bitch‼️

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Heart attack game