Put me on your track except it’s just me repeating every word at the end of your sentence.

Just realized this is the first year I can be thankful January is over cuz it’s the first time in 13yrs that K isn’t leaving for spring training. 🤗

😅

At least January is over.

Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t really know shit.

Sometimes I think country girls try to talk like that on purpose. 😅

🥴

Finally some good news

🙏

Thinking about adding my Chiefs comeback blunts to my resume because that was some of my best work. ✨

Forty six & 2 👁️

Humanity is going to win 🫶

Moisturizing is a full time job

The last day in January feels like 72hrs.

Me, blunt time? Him, always. Me, I love you.

Please 🙏

The dreaded sneeze in the middle of doing your mascara… 🔪

Is anyone gonna get charged for Epstein island?

🥩 on a paper plate lol

Idec about watching the Super Bowl but if you’re gonna have a snack stadium at your party please send me an invite.

I’m watching Super Bowl XLIX Beast mode, bitch.

Me, what a beautiful blunt you rolled.

This jackass lost the 2014 Belk Bowl to a 6-6 Virginia Tech team, and then lost to South Florida 65-27 the next season, so he'd absolutely lose the Woke Bowl, too

I still believe in love & all things that are good. 🫶

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Idgaf about Bill getting in the HOF

lol me & my oldest

Judging me 🐩

My poodle watches me cook & I know she’s judging me 🐩

This right here 👇

We don’t need LA in the world series AND the Super Bowl.

Seattle had em stopped. I’d be so pissed if my team made some dumbass penalty after stopping them.

They’ve been getting fucking lucky all year lol

That INT just sucked the life out of that stadium.

7-7 game at half… BORING

They’re in trouble lol

Those Broncos fans are AI 😅

It is profoundly ironic that the whole stated purpose of mass gun ownership in the US - which carries it with the associated cost of frequent mass shootings, including in schools - is to protect against oppressive tyrannical government and yet...

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

Reminder- all the lies, everything they accuse other people of doing, it’s all projection.

Exactly 🤠

RING lol

Me & Yordana just tried out my vintage lip balm. 🐩

Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣

Half the country is snowed in & watching an American city under attack.

Short thread Today in MN is a perfect example of why I ask y'all to subscribe to my human rights advocacy. Corporate media knew MN interfaith leaders were coordinating a historic protest with thousands of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus & non-believers working TOGETHER. And none showed up. 1/3

"The man shot by federal agents this morning has died, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara told the Minnesota Star Tribune."

Fuckers

They all scatter like rats & roaches after they shoot someone.