🏆 me too

Freedom fuel 🥴 FOH

My neighbor’s kid spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes

There’s a tractor at the smoke shop.

Just spent a minute digging through my purse for my phone & it was in my other hand like wtf

There’s a gaggle of pecker gnats in my backyard.

The Royals are trending on here & it ain’t good. 😅

Someone should be fired for this display 😅

I guess the war is back on

Are we still talking about how the president jinxed the USMT with his taint? 😅

I choked on my blunt 😮‍💨🤣🤣🤣

If you think his affect on the Knicks and USMNT is bad, wait until I tell you how much he’s fucked up our whole country

Coco‼️

Waiting on specific old people to die- The state of our country

🥴🤣🤣🤣

Bloop

Another day of the idiot embarrassing us on the world stage.

“Satchel Paige was the best pitcher I ever saw." – Bob Feller "Satchel Paige was the greatest pitcher in baseball." – Ted Williams "The best and fastest pitcher I've ever faced." - Joe DiMaggio Satchel Paige, born 7 July 1906.

So we lost 4-1 thanks a lot, fuck face.

Summer breeze take me away.

😭

Fire everyone who did the vetting on that Graham guy.

Preventable deaths are harder to process.

💔er for Mexico. So many shots.

My football coach says when it’s grim be the grim reaper

😅🥴

I’d be out there talking shit like get up bitch 😅

I don’t like that the clock doesn’t stop in soccer. These guys bleed the clock to death rolling on the ground with “injuries”

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.

Maybe King Charles can make a call about that red card lmaooo

We’re back in this thing, bitches. ✨

Gonna tell my kids this is Taylor & Travis

Maybe I should smoke a blunt for Mexico 🇲🇽

I think it’s very shocking that all of you are accusing no less than the FIFA Peace Prize recipient of corruption.

Suddenly I’m overcome with sadness. My son’s old roommate drowned at the Ozarks last night. He was 25. 😢

Dagger goal

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

I gave Yordana a bite of the chicken & she swallowed it whole. I was like damn bitch you might want to taste it first. 🐩

Yo 🍑

Treating myself to Peachtree Cafe. Fried chicken & cobbler.

A hero’s welcome for the Cabo Verde team arriving home ❤️

Restricting every goddamn MLB game on the Sunday of a holiday weekend to a single streaming service isn't really an optimal way to elicit goodwill toward that streaming service.

Seeing players I watched as a kid go into the HOF just means I’m getting older.

The reflecting pool lie is the dumbest lie ever told. We have eyes, bitch.

After two 10 day road trips this month K comes home tonight after 1 more game in Fargo. Tomorrow is his birthday but no days off until the all star break. Baseball life is a bitch.

Wish I had a brunch date

Gm July 5th

How can there be this many fucking fireworks on earth? And can anyone breathe?

Washington warned us about the exact kind of prick that holds the office of the presidency right now.