That motherfucker should’ve ended his speech with April Fool’s day cuz none of that shit he said is true.

The president needs help.

Full circle moment

If you had told me in the 90’s that the US military would be doing a flyby kid rock’s house in 2026, I would’ve told you to say no to that crack rock.

Schoolhouse Rock of our time

One day he will be dead.. with all those lies in his head

Now the nightcap blunt ✨

Can’t believe I watched the Royals home opener with K today. We made brats, cheeseburgers, & strawberry shortcake. This is the life I’ve always dreamed of.

At least 3x a week I hear a loud boom or some random sound & I ask wtf was that then go on about my life.

I love Maikel Garcia’s yellow gear. He should go all in with yellow shoes. #analysis

“Let’s not use the word dinger anymore” …Me, at the baseball picnic

100 bucks is what you gotta pay to watch baseball.. your local team. Ain’t that some shit. Bring me my transistor radio.

Thrill of victory Agony of defeat

Madness. March.

The Angels are doomed lol

Sometimes I can’t believe I’m watching baseball with K.

If you go 6/30 & 5mins without scoring then your ass is gonna lose.

Even worse than you could imagine 😅

This is sooo Royals lol

Salvy, bitch‼️💪

Someone had a bet on this horn. Polymarket type shit.

In the Summer of 1989, a MUPPET KIDS Happy Meal was tested in Springfield, MO. Each character was on a tricycle, which could snap together with each of the other toys. A very cool and very rare set.

Hoping Alabama loses just because I hate the state so much.

Wake up #baseball fans, it's Opening Day 2026! ⚾️ #MLB #OpeningDay

First time in 13yrs that K has been home for opening day & that makes me emotional.

❤️

My friend’s partner of 20yrs passed away in his sleep. He was only 47. He had recently been having chest pain. Please don’t ignore what your body is telling you.

A lot of Luda commercials lately.

Heartbreaker of a layup

Remember when Obama had MU winning it all & they got upset in the 1st round? I’m high but I think that happened lol good times

As Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death, a reminder of this old chestnut.

Just thinking about what a prick the president is…

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Blunts hit different ✨

Back from her walk 🐩

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

It’s the equivalent of getting into a fistfight then yelling, “Not the face!”

The drunk -17

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If you don’t beat em before the buzzer in regulation then you’re probably not gonna beat em in OT. #analysis

☀️💋ed

Do the Bills fans need an ID to shovel?🤣🤣🤣

The drunk lol

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2 people have sent me a text starting with happy Thursday. Wtf, did I miss something?

Exactly

The drunk Hegseth is on TV spitting out more propaganda.

Someone make me this for me, please.

Me watching this