Why are the birds so loud? Did we get raptured?

Still catching these rays in October ☀️

Hop on the Peace Train Yusuf Islam, AKA Cat Stevens Playing For Change

Smoking a blunt & watching Empire of the Sun at ACL

i went through my childhood for *this*?

Omg 🥴

Is that Bongino fucker mia?

JFC

Umpires have too much power.

When the Padres get beat in the playoffs every year I never feel bad cuz those lemon pitchers they sent us a few years back. Lmaooooo don’t think I forgot. 🤣

Ya know, MFers got a lot of nerve.

When someone says they’re “not political”…

What if I told you I smoked a joint in a parking lot with that catcher & he dropped the roach on my dog’s ass? Lmaooooo

This would be a fun puzzle 🧩

Went down a thread about our team’s hitting coach & holy shit nobody is happy about him coming back. All I’m saying is.. I still know a guy.

Enjoying one of my cherry dilly bars. 🍒

Bases loaded no outs lol Yankees

Dear god help us

Please don’t use the word spicy when you’re giving me a shot in my ass.

Omg Ramirez lol

The vibes with less than 26 hours to a government shutdown

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About to be the family that owns TikTok.

Victory blunt formation‼️

We never get to relax like this for the last few minutes of a Chiefs game. I’m really enjoying it. I love it.

He said Kansas City in full control & that’s not something we hear often lol

Okay, I’ll take 3 points from that cocksucker. 😅

Butker not only missed 3 points but he cost us 3 points. 6 point swing on deez nutz.

Another miss by this dick Butker 🥴

If you’re at the game show us your tits @scribblymoth.bsky.social

Missouri's Governor just signed the GOP's illegal map. It will now be sued.

Chiefs get in the red zone then they start to piss me off.

Someone over here keeps switching from football to golf. I just made an announcement that shit is gonna stop when the Chiefs come on.

A boat drive by shooting last night & another church shooting today. This is America.

My friend sent me a text.. I just got a box of Dilly Bars for $20 I’m ballin’ Then I had to go get a box of cherry Dilly Bars lol

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Amid an ongoing wave of conspiracy theories and bogus claims about Jan 6, I’ll note this from our reporting: Rioters made all kinds of claims and defenses in court … and jurors convicted 100% of the defendants who went to trial 100%

Someone, Carson Wentz ain’t no slouch. Idk why, but I snorted. 😅

Gm ☀️

HBP walkoff clinch for Cleveland lol baseball is crazy.

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A lot of golf drama lol

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It took 4 different therapists to find the right one but I’m very thankful for my therapy. If you’re considering therapy don’t hesitate because you’re only delaying healing. 🫶

I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.

Tariffs for national security purposes my ass.

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Same tbh

I went over to Twitter to check something & I was exposed to a bunch of lies from people I never followed over there.