Always fascinated by people’s inability to factor projection into transfer fees.

Nice.

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Seeing the UEFA Conference League referred to as a “major European trophy” feels wrong.

Oh great, AI banners on The Kop. How do people not realise these look fucking awful? God forbid people put anything effort into anything.

Really is difficult to enjoy weather like this without crippling existential dread.

Tuchel’s talent ID is absolutely bizarre.

Europa League and Champions League draws feel particularly lopsided this year—not that Arsenal can legislate for Barça’s stupidity. There’s a pretty strong argument every side Villa beat would have beaten Freiburg over two legs. And Villa had Porto and Stuttgart on their side of the draw, too!

I know pretty much all sports journalism is client journalism at this point, but Melissa Reddy is just next level shameless with it.

What’s the point of VAR if it just abdicates during a title run-in.

Never really gotten the affinity to Alonso like a lot of our fans. Him going to Chelsea just feels like a proxy of Slot staying. That’s the main problem. Nagelsmann, Hoeneß, Iraola, whoever—I’d actually have something to get behind next season.

Those quotes from Ollie Watkins alone should be enough for Mike Gordon to be on the blower with Alonso’s agent tonight. Fuck me. Opposition analysts must be having a riot dissecting us in the week.

People will look you in the face and talk about xG over-performance whilst we give Premier League level footballers an absolute age to shoot from the edge of the box. Happened all season.

The amount Carragher digs Konaté out is a bit uncomfortable, to be honest. Especially given he’ll be aware of the personal issues he’s add off the pitch.

How anybody watches this and thinks these lads are anywhere near adequately coached is absolutely beyond me. They’ve no clue what they’re doing—you can actually see it.

All of the galaxy brain nonsense the manager has tried at right-back and he can’t even attempt anything better than this up-front. Baffles me.

Get Curtis Jones as far away from our goal as humanly possible.

Great how we’ve just normalised players getting done, dragging the player who’s done them back and not getting booked for it.

Incredibly on-brand for a cheap franchise like the Cardinals to cut corners with AI.

Urgh, they’ve going to forever double up on those Rams games between 14-18 after last season aren’t they.

A ballhawk safety prospect being plugged into a Mike Macdonald defence is definitely worth a dabble for DROY.

No one wants to confront the fact that a swathe of voters are protesting a set of circumstances brought about in no small part due to the last major thing they voted for. No one is allowed to talk about Brexit. No one is allowed to talk about social media. So why talk at all? It's all bollocks.

I’m completely fine with Slot subbing Ngumoha this weekend, he played longer than I expected in all honesty. What I don’t get is why that same long-term vision isn’t taken with the rest of the players he’s ran into the ground because he’s desperate to save his own job.

They do need to sort corners out over the summer. It’s definitely a foul on Raya, but then there’s multiple West Ham players being fouled too. Not that it shouldn’t be ruled out—it’s just the epitome of the clusterfuck that is corners currently, though.

How many times did Cole Palmer just inexplicably drop to the deck and handball today? And people wonder why teams aren’t as aggressive in their press when players have a get out of jail free card whenever they’re caught out.

Johan Manzambi looks a player. Liverpool tend to look at players with a pretty solid European sample; wonder if there’ll be links if we have a bit of midfield turnover in the summer.

Fascinated to see who out of Pacho and Gabriel can out-nonsense eachother in the final.

Surely Bayern have someone better than Stanisić knocking around. Been awful all tie.

How is that not a penalty given the precedent set in the first leg?

Imagine conceding that earlier in a CL semi-final and the only noise to get you back up for it is the drone of a fucking drum and a different variation of “woahhhhh”. Shite.

Griezmann their deepest player for a decent portion of that Arsenal move. What are Atlético doing, man.

Everton fans are so special. Were booing for 3 minutes solid there.

Mad how Pep manages to stumble on one tactical tweak every season that just breaks the game.

Can never get over the distinct lack of the colour blue in Everton’s new ground.

Damn, looks like fun might be over in Scotland.

On the bright side they’re more likely to keep Carrick as a result of that.

If you’re relying on a 17 y/o winger to track runners like an auxiliary wing-back then keep the actual wing-back you have on the pitch on.

Good thing is we gave Robertson another testimonial appearance.

This Fulham side was one of the most on the beach sides I’ve ever seen at Anfield—no idea why people thought Arsenal would drop points today.

The whole club really knocked it out of the park last summer.

Very funny that we willingly sold Luis Díaz, init.

Hard not to look at some of the decisions PSG get in Europe and not don your tinfoil hat.

Just so refreshing to see attackers getting on the ball and, y’know, attacking.

Zaïre-Emery’s athleticism might be the standout thing I’ve seen from an oppo player this season. Covers ground so quickly.

Rams going Max Klare and Seahawks going Bud Clark—McVay and Macdonald going bar for bar in the second.

Hated the Price pick but then just remembered we have a functioning o-line and retained our o-line coach. Also the same guy who hated the Walker pick hates this pick. Vibes are up.

Perfect

Honestly that’s a great result for Arsenal.

Khusanov’s emergence has shown how much City missed that Kyle Walker cheat code on the cover. Feels like he’s been bailing them out multiple times a game since.

Incredible how Yank-ified Burnley’s ground is. Rotating advertising boards showing like 3 different ads simultaneously.