Marcus Gorman (@marcusgorman.bsky.social)

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’... https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=fee69b8cab&mc_eid=398ab80804