There ain’t no striker better.

I believe in Jean-Philippe Mateta.

Palace turned a corner weeks ago and haven’t looked like relegation candidates for a while now. Saints at home today. They’re winless on the road and have just two points from their nine away games this season. You know the rest.

Vintage MOTD 💉

Party time at an empty Amex. Just glorious. 🔴🔵

Looks like he’s resigned to his fate.

That’s another pen?

That’s a pen?

Wolves deserve to go down for having their badge in the centre of the kit and the kit manufacturer up to the left.

There are only four teams in the Premier League unbeaten in four matches. Liverpool (1st), Chelsea (2nd), Arsenal (3rd) and Palace (17th).

Mad how long we’ve been in the Premier League. For so much of my childhood it felt like the unachievable dream.

Can’t help but feel our slow start to the season has absolutely killed us in a season where Europe was very achievable. So many usually dependable teams hit and miss, leaving it wide open below the top four.

The smell of mulled wine is the ultimate catfish.

George Russell woke up and chose violence. 😳

Amazon staggered kick-offs are class because you never have to sit through a HT break.

Southampton fans must be exhausted. Shoot themselves in the foot so often.

“Sit down if you love Norwich, sit down if you love Norwich” 🎶

Three points again ole ole 🦅

Here we go.

Lerma in the @squawka.bsky.social team of the week 💪

What in the GCSE music is this btw?

Good morning Bluesky.

Curtains for Dyche.

ALL ANGLES | Glasner sprints down the touchline as Eagles rescue a draw The content we deserve @officialcpfc.bsky.social

That felt like West Ham at home under Roy in 2017. On that occasion it was Wilf who struck deep into injury time to snatch a thoroughly deserved point which kept us on a positive trajectory at a key point in our survival battle. 📈🦅

YEEEEES!!! What a moment!

Ipswich is just a massive game. Feels important that we go into that riding on the high of a salvaged point rather than having had the points burgled off us.

Daniel Muñoz YOU LITTLE DANCER! 🤪 #CRYNEW #CPFC

No world where Newcastle deserved to win that… Munoz atones for his glaring miss. Glasner joins the celebrations. Onto Ipswich! #CPFC 🦅🔴🔵

A massive four days ahead for #CPFC 🦅

Has the Championship ever Championship’d this hard? That group of 24 clubs is undiluted Sky Bet.

Revealing quotes from Glasner. We do love overhyping young talent and imo JRS still has a lot to prove if he wants to cut it in our first team. Good to see him finding his feet at Blades though.

On this day in 2011. Oh what a night.

This app is really starting to come alive now. Great to see.

#CPFC have scored just three goals at home in the Premier League this season. The worst record in the division. The scorers? ⚽ Jean-Philippe Mateta ⚽ Jean-Philippe Mateta ⚽ Jean-Philippe Mateta

Mums and Dads of young football fans, I'm trying to get an understanding of which is more popular among PL collectors: Adrenalyn XL trading cards or Panini Premier League stickers?

Laughed 😭

So the new Champions League format throws up more big ticket UCL ties in the group phase. Fine, but is anyone actually that arsed? The lack of jeopardy at this stage means Liverpool could be playing literally anyone and it wouldn’t really raise my interest above checking the FT score.

Eight years since #CPFC boss Alan Pardew said a clean sheet was “top of our agenda” ahead of Palace's trip to Swansea. 👀

I don't want to alarm anybody but Ipswich away next week is absolutely monumental.

Personally think the #CPFC turning point was Tottenham at home. We've lost one since -- yes, Fulham was miserable but came amid a significant injury/suspension crisis -- and picked up results at Villa x2, Wolves x1. I'd rather be us than Everton, and I think we can reel in Leicester and West Ham.

Long November nights panicking over other results > getting into Europe

Another goal and assist for Rak-Sakyi today. 🚀

This is great.

Great point which I’d have bitten your arm off for at 3pm. Delighted for Devenny and Henderson. Players due back from injury in the next couple of weeks. Loads of reasons to believe we can start pulling away from trouble now. #CPFC

Here for the Deano knee slide in front of the away end 😍

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Football’s back vs football’s back

Crystal Palace boosted by the return of Jefferson Lerma for tomorrow's trip to Aston Villa. Cheick Doucoure is ready to start for just the second time this season. Talisman Eberechi Eze not ready for Villa Park, but is back in training. #CPFC

Football’s back vs football’s back