A character can turn to the camera and say "I identify as a a woman. I am transgender" and someone will still be in the comments going "clearly, he is just a femboy"

Being polyamorous is amazing. I just heard my gfs talking and one said "It's so pretty today" referring to me. I feel like a precious gemstone

Personally if a heart shaped object possessed me and made me do very specific steps to end up in esoteric liminal spaces to retrieve an egg I would be pretty antagonistic to it too

"Gee, I wonder why [thing or phenomenon that sucks] is a thing?" *looks it up* "Ah, it's just racism again."

When I pretend to be sad about something as a bit I make myself cry. It's like I'm an empath, but I empathize with myself and get sad

Gee I wonder why ai boy

I think the funniest thing that could happen in cyberpunk is for kidz bop to still be a thing

It's funny how everyone, without fail, is surprised I'm not taller than them when I reveal my height. I guess I just have a large, imposing aura. When I am in fact puny

My internet provider waiting until the perfect moment to cut my internet for 10 seconds to make me lose my placement match.

Woke Riddler: "You enter a polycule with 5 other members, but you're the only person there! How can this be?" Bruce Wayne who recently transitioned and is insecure she can't rebrand to batwoman: "The polycule was all pet regressors. Now stop with the games woke riddler!"

Asking "What the dog doin?" at the function and half a dozen trans women look at me like I said her name specifically

Downside of being a fem is all the work to do your hair and makeup and outfit. Upside of being a fem is you pout a little at your butch and she'll do literally anything you want.

I'm listening to a sleep aid where someone reads fairy tales and the three little pigs requested the insurance information of the wolf. Stumbled upon comedy gold

"Damn she's a bad bitch" *Notices 👀 dog ears 🐶* "Damn she's a good bitch"

using a water spray bottle on an it/its is a violation of the geneva convention probably

Honestly, getting boobs makes up for like most of my life up to this point

I think being a DM requires some sadism. You have to enjoy putting the characters through strife, it makes stuff interesting

Alexander hamilton if he was an alcoholic and his friends just told him to pour a shot down the drain symbolically at an intervention but he's proud of being an alcoholic: "AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY- SHOT! I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY- SHOT!"

Zombifying and curing them really does wonders

Being a puppygirl is so cool I do like 3x the amount of cardio just by telling myself it's 'walkies'

A lot would be solved with the world's default went from "Ewww, cooties!" to "Hehehe she said hi to me ☺️"

We can put silksong on the 'So hype it crashed the hosting service' hall of fame along with ultra instinct

I used to be afraid of mirrors. Now I'm always a little excited to see all the work I did making myself pretty

You're either a freak (sexually) or a freak (morally). You get to choose but you have to be one.

Generative AI angers me in a very particular way. Like having someone who tried to murder me being invited to a family get together and everyone acting friendly around them and annoyed that I keep bringing up he was guilty of first degree attempted murder

Genuinely the best way to understand and expand upon your OC is to think about fucking with them. Like would they fall for 'it says gullible on the ceiling'?

So about the slang 'washed' "I'm washed" (bad) therefor? "I'm unwashed" (good?) Is this stinky girl propaganda?

I feel like the fact we've never seen a baby, or a pregnant person, in project moon means there's some test tube shit going one. Because also HOW would an infant ever survive here

I'm the baddest bitch out there and I can't go 4 months without someone confessing their love for me and I'm aro/ace like what

Heartwarming: Food that was a little too hot to eat 2 minutes ago now perfect temperature

Went to my bathroom to grab something, saw myself in the mirror. Admired myself for a bit, then walked away. Went "Oh damnit, the thing!" went back in, did the SAME THING AGAIN!! I'm simply too beautiful for my own good 😭

Getting recruited to an owcs team but they see I brought my girlfriend to support me and ban me for performance enhancing drugs (being gay and taking estrogen)

Venture with self esteem issues be like: "Can I dig that?" Venture with plurality be like: "We can dig that!" Venture falling from a great height be like: "I can dig *splat*"

"Writers block" ISN'T REAL! Go take a nap!! Eat a cookie!

Do you think there's a version of Alpharad out there somewhere that's an alpaca called Alfalfarad

When's Old McDonald going to drop another banger like that one about his farm

I recommended Dungeon Meshi to a friend and when I very excitedly explained it's about eating monsters she said "😨 eating them..?" This must be how Laios feels

My special talent is - y'know those huge wheels of cheese with a slice taken out of them? I can perfectly fit into that slice. Wouldn't even know I'm there

I think it's cool how I say "I intend to be punctual." right next to a sentence including the phrase 'awesomesauce'

(Listening to a new song I really like): "How can I make this about my OC's"

Every ad I'm forced to see is like one more drop in chinese water torture

But if you have time to lean, then why aren't you cleaning that absolutely spotless area that is still slightly wet from the time you washed it 10 seconds before I walked in??

My take on a two sentence horror story: The creator made human versions of your favorite non-human characters... and they're all white.

Eminem and Slim Shady should do a 'we are two different people tour' just like Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez did that one time

Shoutout to prey sonas built like predators and vice versa

Personally I think anyone who asks a trans person "Pre or post op?" should be thrown into one of those mining holes that go down for miles

"Watch me take my steps" Hong lu is a baby so him taking steps is a big moment for him "The journey may be short and sweet" Hong lu is a baby so he will stumbly very soon "Kindness leads my way" Hong lu is a baby so he's being encouraged by his parents since that's where he wants to walk to

Having a magician for a partner is probably like "And for my next trick, I'll make your virginity disappear!"