I miss my lil old man 🥺🥺🥺 my ideal doggy We were both Libras 🥺❤️

I’m so sad, disappointed and a little disgusted

When I don’t give af anymore……

Some neighborhood cat is in heat and I truly feel like

“Yo mama’s so poor your tits are real!”

Rewatching “Malibu’s Most Wanted” 😂😂😂 so fucking stupid

18 years??!?!

I’d like to think so 🙈🥰

See how weight and time makes a difference (10 years between left corner and right side)

MacBook flick from 15 years ago

Sincerely hoping the drunk woman who muttered under her breath that she would fuck the shit out of me is constantly sleeping with a cold pillow ❤️

Omg I love making new baby friends! One girl was crying, until she locked eyes with me. She stopped crying and even smiled at me, and kept eye contact as her mom kept going down the aisle. Why as soon as I was removed from her eyesight did she start crying again 🥺🥺

So my Costco coworker that also writes and records music asked if I would write and sing a hook for his friends’ wedding!! (I removed and blocked the other dude, btw ☺️)

Another reminder that people are disgusting and you need to be cautious reg. hygeine/safety. A coworker told me she witnessed a child of about 12 dig in his ass, smell his finger, then wipe that finger along a display (maintenance was nearby and made sure to wipe the area down, thank god)

I always joke with men when I see them buying flowers (“for ME!? Aww you shouldn’t have!”). Why did I do that earlier today and a few minutes later, that same man is giving me a dozen roses (w/ the receipt!) just because?

When I start my OF for being creative (and nonsexual,) you’ll look into it? 👀👀

May 2020 v July 2026

we are full.

Purchased something and got charged twice for different amounts; assumed it was fraudulent and had to get a new card; got a refund from the company; got the actual product today

I think we were like 22?

Bacon-wrapped hotlinks?

This mascara>

Not even 10 years apart So this is a reminder (to me) how much weight fluctuates 🤦🏾‍♀️

Performance anxiety. It happens.

🤭😂

For the first time ever, I came across a chihuahua-pitbull mix. I’m scared on which mounted which.

Why is it okay for them to do this stupid shit for hours, while my anxiety remains on 10??!

😎😎😎

Men begging without offering $$<< So you’re pathetic for no reason?

Ooh, it’s between these 2 🤭

Not those bastards starting with the fireworks already

👱🏾‍♀️👱🏾‍♀️👱🏾‍♀️

15 years!? Haven’t changed much 🤭

🫘🫘🫘🫘💦💦💦💦

Lmao what

Wait that’s cute of him lol

show me a picture that captures your essence

I’m about to charge folks for suggesting what I should do, for makeup 😂

Cinephiles: What are some of your favorite revenge movies (esp if they have gore)?

Watching “Stepfather” on Tubi with Taye Diggs I know he had a good ol time filming this 😂😂😂😂

“Us [last names] are some good lookin folks”

A baby girl vs a grown ass adult