Now playing “You Want This”

Babies & kids always smile and wave at me. But why did this random little girl just hug me and tell me I smell pretty 🥹🥹🥹

Saw a grown man in a C****** K*** shirt today. And like 5 cybertrucks. Wtf is going on today?

Man #ThePerfectNeighbor hurt me to the core Fuck you, Susan

ummmmmm

25 v 37 ❤️

Last night I dreamed a bunch of members at a golf club made a “charity” anyone was welcome to join where they put out BRICKS of cash for everyone to find (like an adult Easter egg hunt) and I got hundreds of thousands

When a potential date asks me about FUN STUFF for a date and my favorite flowers…🥰🥹

I’m soooo slow omg. It took me this long to realize Amaya was a waitress and not a nurse lmaoooooo (don’t judge me)

What scary movies should I watch at home during the rain?

That massager gun hurts soooo good #DontBeNasty

Bout to turn my read receipts on just so this person knows I’m ignoring them

In this economy…yall folks with multiples gotta chill out lmao

Lmao

……..seriously?!

The tattoo artist told me if I ever need a touch-up, he’ll do it for free, even though it’s normally $50 minimum

My constellation tattoo came out so adorable 🥹 #HappyBirthdayToMe

"go look at the moon" people are my favorite kind of people

$LoLoRose8810 for the birthday girl 🎉

Bruh. I farted myself awake around this man (years ago) and we’re still in contact. He claimed it must not have stank. I know my poots back then! Just admit you still like me

They couldn’t handle me

I feel like if I walk through a room, people will be smelling me like cartoon people sniffing pie

OMG y’all. The “limited edition” YSL smells AMAZING (if you’re into vanilla). Happy early birthday to me, from me!!

2021 Should I try this again?

Y’all

Less than a week, babes

I hope she gets all the love she deserves 😇🥰❤️🥹

Over 20 years of friendship (our birthdays are this month, 2 weeks apart)

I know this young woman is white (American) cuz she tried to call my complexion “dark chocolate,” and this almost white (but non-Black) Latino man milk chocolate Just refrain from using those phrases

Need to run this back

Can’t wait to experience the romance I deserve 🥰🥰

Give them a couple powerful laxatives before this too, so they can feel the insane urgency of period shits.

Literally me to my mom

Again. Why would you claim being conservative and think we have anything to discuss? Our “differences” mean I shouldn’t have rights, as a Black (LGBTQ+) American woman

I can’t wait to make this vanilla bean cheesecake this week

A CONSERVATIVE shouldn’t try to match with me, but a CONSERVATIVE WHITE man with a certain hat!? Are you fucking kidding me!? Leave me the hell alone

Will never get over #that fandom harassing me & a friend one day, in the midst of the lockdown, merely saying we wanted better for her (never mentioned her name or the collaboration) and they insulted us both.

Y’all they’re bringing back Reading Rainbow with Mychal the librarian!!!!

It’ll be my first birthday without grandpa next Wednesday 🥹

When babies try to offer you their snacks 🥹🥹

What celebrities do people claim you look like/remind them of?

I still want Tracee Ellis Ross’ hair, esp during her “Girlfriends” era

“Please don’t give out my (personal) number without telling me first.” “Fine, I won’t give it out anymore [and you won’t be considered a trainer, thus, getting more money!]!”