Thank you MAGFest.

Egg Squeeze booth at magfest

I'm performing at chipspace in 30 minutes so if you want to hear your boy. You know where to be

あけましておめでとうございます🐴 2026年もよろしくお願いします❄️

You're gonna tell me this game doesn't rock

Skyrim is so good when you don't got a milk-drinker in your ear telling you it sucks

Going to use AI technology this christmas to create the world's most computer

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Eating good this Christmas

This time of year, I always remember the time when I was in college and I ate a whole box of lofthouse cookies and ended up peeing the color green. The cookies were not green.

I released "BREAK 10", my Flash and DSiWare inspired platformer where you only have 10 seconds to complete each level.

No Man's Egg

I'm not afraid to say that I squeezed the egg and I enjoyed it

Egg Squeeze is very silly but this is something I'm legitimately proud of. Thank you all for making it so much more special!

Switch 2 the long way

❄️ HOLIDAY ALERT❄️ Because of how much we LOVE you all, out of the goodness of "our hearts", we have put "Egg Squeeze" on sale for 60% OFF for the duration of the holiday season. Squeeze around the Christmas tree. Light the menorah and use the flame to cook an egg. I don't care. #indiedev

watching scorpy sicoena playkng egg squeeze this games style is delightful #art #eggsqueeze

Egg Squeeze ($1.59) - you have only one action: squeeze an egg. you have only one goal: squeeze as long as you can without cracking the egg. the better the squeeze, the more you unlock, an audiovisual assault of info as you squeeze. that. egg. store.steampowered.com/app/3229170/...

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nut gurt

I've been collecting natural honey by hacking my air conditioner with high-voltage like one those possessed skeleton decorations; it sucks up bees from a distance of 4 feet and grinds them into a fine paste. A bit sad the bees have to die but they'll be immortalized in the tummytown museum! #yum

What the hell was I cooking

Can anyone tell if the SNES NSO update for sw2 makes the app >=1080p for the new display?

Man I love this game

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did you,know that the less water. there is, the quicker its heat up? this is. This is due to the laws of temperatures

If you haven't yet noticed the screen response time issue on the Switch 2's LCD panel, I found a pretty good way of isolating it. In Mario Odyssey, all the overworld text is backed by a dark background - moving Mario around really highlights how bad the blur is in motion in high-contrast areas

Spike jumpscare

My copy of mario kart world came

me every time someone mentions that stupid ass horse game

dont buy the Nitnedo Switch 2 from this #scalper

Cool poster I saw

Stop reposting the egg squeeze sale post. The sale is over. Stop spreading lies

"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt"? What the hell? His name is my name too...

egg squeeze is an insane fucking video game i cannot believe such a thing exists. wild concept, very short but fulfilling experience that's more than worth the entry price

egg squeeze is a insane fucking game. i hate it so much. its mechanics are obtuse, obscure, and nonesensical. it's a non-game that is barely comprehensible and i never had fun playing it the entire time. buy it IMMEDIATELY.

this game would be a bargain at 3x the normal price, go buy it NOW

Please try Egg Squeeze

Buy my friend Joe's game for the low, low price of $1.79 (USD)

I streamed this forever ago but please play Egg Squeeze if you haven't done so yet

2024 goty btw

I forgot to mention - Egg Squeeze is 55% off on Steam for the summer sale! It's also the last day of the summer sale so today's your last chance. Buy it now. #eggsqueeze

Little sunbather

What tha hell is this thing. A wireless fart smella

I regret nothing

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Without looking it up I'm going to make a completely out of left-field guess that there is a huge Worms fandom composed of teens and young adults who all make their own Worm OCs and write fanfiction about the Worm characters

Gamedev tip: you could just lie down and stop eating or drinking and eventually you will die

Best controller I've ever used btw