Rangers-Aberdeen game was on alongside Everton today and this kid looks like the kid from Booksmart.

Merlin Röhl - Der Humanvictorycigar

last night i went to a performance in chestnut hill, put on by the philadelphia classical guitar society. was chestnut hill always that far away?

Do you have a vacancy for a

Got to make many maps of where i'm from for this story - with @feargusosull.bsky.social + @tomfevrier.bsky.social (🎁 link) www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

We started with one question: How much wealth is in Congress? After months of reporting we have a new website tracking how members of Congress get, and stay, rich. Check out our latest @notus.com project led by the incredible @taylorgiorno.bsky.social www.notus.org/capitol-gains

guys: frankenstein suuuuuckkkked

It is better to have loved (Richarlison) and lost (Richarlison) than to have never loved (Richarlison) at all.

baseball season already four months too long and sucks the whole time. and then they added more baseball.

today i used regional rail, three buses, the L and the B. generally a disaster of delays and cancellations but i didn’t really have anywhere to be on time. i’ve worked at home for 20 years and sometimes it’s nice to get out of the house.

The role the New York Times is to report the news — and to normalize the horrors of the Trump administration. 2 days ago: the Trump regime vaporizes a poisonous cloud of oil over Tehran. Today: the Times 👇

Welcome to the Safdieverse.

Crazy story about the “legacy of imbeciles” in Corpus Christi: dreams of desalination, Saudi petro developments, lavish taxpayer-funded parties in Israel, and a city on the brink of collapse as the water runs out.

this cat is living the dream

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

I don’t want anyone strumming my face with their fingers

13 years later and the story of Aaron Swartz still fills me with anger and sadness

yesterday someone here mentioned the “game” called Pools. i downloaded it for $8. a unique experience. i think it’s very sophisticated art more than it is a game.

remember those five fuckin minutes when black plastic in kitchen utensils was toxic? lost a ladle. still miss it.

I’m not religious but these guys sound cool as hell. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghori

i guess i won’t miss another curtis institute graduation recital. this is badass.

Holy Shit! Iran renews its bombing of an American base in the Emirates.

Once upon a time I was under the impression that she was one of the good ones.

Went to O’Neals off south street to watch the Everton game. sat next to a mother and daughter - everton fans - in town for the flower show. Mom a real talker. they were going out tonight to an “[Zionist entity] restaurant in Kensington.” I probably would have changed that rezzie like.

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls. But since she asked, "Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States." www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

On a lighter note: there’s discussion of whether Brenden Aaronson will make the world cup but right now he may be the best player for the Great Satan (unironic)

a tale as old as time

tried to watch vanya on 42nd street last night (actually each of the last two nights) and i had to stop when wallace shawn starts putting the moves on julianne moore. i literally covered my eyes. and then turned the tv off.

do you think mj lenderman knows he will be playing the circuit in 2060 for millennial bros in walkers

Do you think Paul Scheer and David Cross have ever made out?

working on my coffee art.

this is something my family uses frequently now. the ends of the bead are “peasant slices”

roasting a chicken. i think spatchcocking the bird really brings you closer to the process. it’s more intense. you’ll be better for it and it will taste better too.

came back here after a few months. one poster was pretty good but represented about half the shit in my timeline. unfollowed but also wanted to send them a note that maybe they should talk to someone.

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

I think this is the likeliest story of what's happening at present: bsky.app/profile/reic...

I found this here and shared on the GC and those people loved it so maybe you will too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anchorite me in the winter but without the religious bits

if you every fantasize about asteroids, this is a good tool to figure out how near/far away you should be to enjoy thermal, seismic or other effects. www.purdue.edu/impactearth/

nice place to visit but i wouldn’t want to live there

When you see that the cheese frozen pizza you bought is actually buffalo chicken. :/

Everyone who has a door camera is - and always has been - a fascist collaborator

Currently there’s a dramatic U.S. arms buildup around Iran. First image represents the situation a couple days ago. Since then, dozens of planes, including AEW&Cs and F-22s have made their way over as well, indicating an imminent strike. The Epstein Class is about to drag us all into a massive war…

I had a chat with the brilliant @davidolusoga.bsky.social

Well now, would you look at that? A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of SEVERE disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.

My doctor said that Skyrizi is not right for me :(

Trying to remember how I made “friends” with people on twitter 15 years ago. I think it was just replying to randos. Feels like that wouldn’t work anymore.

Uncanny resemblance to his ancestors

i log back on here and ppl are watching the olympics. have some self respect.