like when would i have time to be domo if i'm always mommy??!

i appreciate my friends that be like 'ooh, you can bring the kids.. they fine' nooooo, i dont wanna bring the kids. i actually wanna drop them off at they daddy house and have hoodrat fun with my friends.. but i'm married to they daddy & 🗣 i dont wanna bring the kids with me. damn.

i do not wanna be at work right now.

bro. idk why.. but the moment i get a brazilian.. all the farts wanna come thru & they be all loud. like get it together, smh.

the way i wish blogs wouldn't repost chrisean baby >

ugh. it's too late to call out

lmfao i should've did this... its my favorite movie #BlackHalloween

i be watching the sky.

i'm sooo glad yall finally seeing towanda for who she is.. i knew tamar wasn't the problem.

missed homecoming at #bigstate because #adulting buuutttt i'm going to the ren faire

lol i have 2 halloween costumes. 3 if we count ren faire.

Before you cross that line just know, everybody don’t accept apologies

every time i hear "bed" by j holiday, i think of that one episode of "the game" 🤣

one thing my mind finna do, is change. expeditiously.

whew. gotta start saving for Korea.. for 5 people!

ready to start planning our vow renewal for our 10 yr wedding anniversary in 2027 🥰

okay. cuz i am confusion!

at the doctor's office with my kid.. i'm trying g to discretely grab some "good gloves" & she all loud asking why i'm grabbing all the gloves. mmaaaaaammmmm!

my oldest home sick today.. she just ate food from the carry out for the first time.

am i tripping?? why i want this goat milk soap, in a spray ??!!!

im going to that brandy and Monica concert!

still have never watched an episode of love island

on track to be in bed early 😁

high key excited this go 'roun

i need to go ahead and get my ren faire outfit together..

i just be adding stuff the cart.. with the intention of purchasing it all.. but i never do

bats really do fly like a crackhead move.

ordered some press ons and they are extra long.. not long.

...because who invites someone to a birthday party.. shows up late.. doesnt have the party space reserved.. then has guest wait 2 hours before the party begins.. with no drinks or cake.. it was supposed to start at 1p.. its 3:50p

i need a lil hand held recorder/note taker.. get off all my thoughts & do so in a way, i'm not getting social norms misconstrued or offending anyone with my random, yet needed honesty

thats why i'm right here.. talk my shit in peace.

my husband said " dont be making no statuses"... just as i opened fb 🤣🤣😅😅

i dont wanna be here

ugh. i'm just finna stop going to these birthday parties. because 1. why you so late?? 2. why i gotta be left to decide the agenda for YOUR CHILD'S party?? (asking if i wanna eat, when and where and if i wanna change venues) 🗣...its not my kid

my new hairstyle straightener came today & i'm headed home right now to get it out

my mother in law can never let my birthday be about me. she do something annoying and stupid like this every fucking year, without fail.

six. & i want more!

YOU, but no face. (quote this)

🤣🤣😅

everybody talking about jackie & chantel my mama gave my oldest sister a two piece and a biscuit IN THE CLOSET (started in the hallway, ended in the closet) because my sister decided to hit her in the middle of an argument... before school 😬 its 4 of us.. 3 of us never tried her after that.

I've had the meanest headache since 5

trying to keep my eye on the prize. & remain positive.

college friends be wanting me to drive up and hang out with them but i can't/hate driving back home. its too much traffic. too many people and you gotta drive on the highway to get everywhere

it was #memeday at the clinic 🤭🤣

women asking me what i do to get my husband..

said i was gonna wait until january.. but lemme start planning our vowel renewal 🥰 6/2027

my husband & kids just came to see me & gave me chocolate and purple flowers 🥹 i love them!

all the supervisors are in Texas for a conference... & im in charge.. this my first time sitting down since 7:30a.. i'm mf tiieeeedddd

got a seeded watermelon!