Found some black witches butter in the woods today. Quite appropriate for Friday 13th.

I notice a lot of the men in the figure skating appear to be homosexual. I imagine a heterosexual man would become too distracted by the amount of physical contact with an attractive young woman & just fall over.

There's only been a few key decisions in my life that have prevented me from becoming Olympic Figure Skating champion, primarily my decision to not bother learning how to ice skate.

Post a tree you photographed.

I'm just going to assume everything is AI generated until proven otherwise.

I'd rather they sung the songs and anthems properly without showing off. #winterlympics

Looking forward to the Winterlympics tonight ⛷️

There's no way in the early 80's Prince could have written, produced, played every instrument on a number of classic albums (for himself & others), toured & starred in films. My theory is there were a number of Prince's, probably genetically engineered (in a compact size to conserve material)...

Maybe at next year's Grammy's there'll be an award for "Most Creative Prompts for an AI Music Generator"

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I always include a few mistakes & shoddy musicianship in my recordings, just so that people can tell it's not AI generated.

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I honestly think the boy next door could be the offspring of Satan.

Just spent £225 upgrading to Cubase Pro because there's just one small feature I want to finish my new album. No problem, I just need to sell an additional 32 copies on Bandcamp to recoup the cost 👍

Just wondering whether to go out now, or wait till this afternoon when I've only got an 80% chance of getting pissed on.

Maybe if we all pretend that America IS great again Donald Trump will stop doing stuff.

"Sweet & nutty"? It's cheese! It's not supposed to be sweet OR nutty! Why do they insist on putting stupid adjectives on food nowadays? I don't want my cheese to be nutty any more than I want my nuts to be cheesy!!!

I'm not a violent man, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

I'd bloody love it if X was banned in the UK. 😆

If AI existed in 1966 and you asked it to make a new Beatles album, it would probably make a sort of amalgamation of the previous Beatles albums. It definitely wouldn't have made 'Revolver'.

The reason I don't put photo's of myself on here is because I don't want you pervs using Grok to make nudey pictures of me 😞

I was disappointed they didn't release any more David Bowie compilations following on from "The Best of David Bowie 1980/1987" so I made my own (including lots of non-album singles & B-sides) and also, using my super-duper Photoshopping skills, made a nice cover for it.

I was disappointed they didn't release any more David Bowie compilations following on from "The Best of David Bowie 1980/1987" so I made my own (including lots of non-album singles & B-sides) and also, using my super-duper Photoshopping skills, made a nice cover for it.

When we eventually make computers smarter than we are it will be the first time in history that humans aren't the #1 intelligent thing on the planet. Then, due to our over-reliance on AI, we'll gradually drop down the league table until we're somewhere between chimpanzees and squirrels.

I've recently been watching "Live Aid" & old Doctor Who's on the BBC iplayer, and the two preview pictures could easily be interchangeable.

Another lovely new years run, this time from the Stour, near Wickhambreaux.

My wish for 2026 is that the world becomes a more stable place, and Donald Trump in particular doesn't do anything too... oh bugger.

A beautiful new years morning for a run at Seasalter today.

Happy Yew Near!

If we all try really hard maybe we can make 2026 less shit than the previous 5 years.

I'm just streaming music while working, so only half listening, and I followed Weird Al Yankovic with Motley Crue, and keep expecting Motley Crue to sing something funny.

Christmas is the only time I ever get to sit down and watch live TV and I have to say, I don't really like it.

My Xmas day highlight was winning both rounds of Scattergories. My best answer was for "people who wear a uniform" beginning with K. Can anyone else get a treble score for that?

and if I had all those things I'd have no idea where to keep them anyway, particularly the lords a-leaping.

I'll not have much work over Xmas so thought I'd have plenty time to record the guitar part for the 1st movement of my Electric Guitar Concerto (out some time next year). But after 20 times trying to get the opening riff right I've managed to open up a small cut in my primary string bending finger 😫

I've used pheasant instead of quail, but you have to admit this looks quite like the picture.

Bluesky is like one of those parties you might find yourself at, where you don't really know anyone and try to start a conversation, but everyone just turns their back on you and carries on talking with their mates.

If it was Christmas every day you'd be utterly sick of Xmas movies, your heating bills would be massive, and because of the excessively high cholesterol diet you'd likely have a heart attack in 6 months.

I'm coming close to finishing my 1st Electric Guitar Concerto (out some time next year!). For the slow 2nd movement I used Ebow to hold notes as long as the strings. Problem with that though is there's no way to control dynamics. So I automated the volume similar to how I do for sampled instruments.

I'm coming close to finishing my 1st Electric Guitar Concerto (out some time next year!). For the slow 2nd movement I used Ebow to hold notes as long as the strings. Problem with that though is there's no way to control dynamics. So I automated the volume similar to how I do for sampled instruments.

I'm just making a Spanish Oxtail casserole thing that takes 3 hours to cook. It smells delicious & is making me feel incredibly hungry! But I've still got another hour & a half before it's ready 😧

Just watching Live Aid on the BBC iPlayer & again enjoying the moment when Midge Ure hits a wrong note on the guitar solo for "Dancing with Tears in my Eyes".

My telly is starting to play up again. "Smart TV" my arse! I think technology peaked about 10 years ago. Everything just seems to be trying to be too clever now, and keeps going wrong because of it.

"If this is so bad, then why does it taste so good" Ode to Bacon

Could this be classed as harassment? 😂

I like how a computer can measure how long it is since you last saved a file so that it can choose the optimum moment to crash & lose you as much work as possible. 😩

Now they've got AI making memes! Where will it all end?

There's now 2 ways you can produce professional sounding music without putting in years of practice & hard work: 1. Enter prompts into an AI song generator. 2. Sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads. Both pretty much amount to the same thing.

There's now 2 ways you can produce professional sounding music without putting in years of practice & hard work: 1. Enter prompts into an AI song generator. 2. Sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads. Both pretty much amount to the same thing.

I don't know why that song's called "Relax". Most of those activities he's describing don't sound very relaxing at all! When I'm relaxing, I'd much rather have a nice cup of tea & a digestive than being laser beamed.