Tonight we're going to give From Beyond a whirl. I'd never heard of it before, but it has Jeffrey Combs in it, and I love me some Jeffrey Combs. Sadly, I'm the one who found it and my track record has been just god awful, so hopefully Weyoun can save me rep. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching Highway to Hell. For some reason they let me pick again despite the fact that my last two choices were all but unwatchable. I'm not hopeful that this is going to go any better, if I'm being honest. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching what I bet is a classic in Munchies. Starting off with Star Trek talk, so it's living up to my expectations so far. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we will be watching what looks to be an unheralded classic called "Spookies." I make this assumption based only on the cover art for the movie on Shudder, which is . . . suggestive. #sloshedcinema

Tonight in our ongoing effort to honor all the greatest horror movies of the 80s in this most hallowed of months, we're going to watch Lifeforce. Not sure what our definition of "greatest" is at this point. Probably just "haven't seen yet." It might also involve nudity levels. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to give Night of the Reaper a whirl on Shudder. Don't know a thing about it, which is always a great start! #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're kicking off the Halloween season with Pieces, an 80s slasher that claims that what we'll see "can't even be imagined." I'm excited because I'm pretty jaded at this point with all the things I have seen, and it'll be nice to see something new! #sloshedcinema

Tonight, in honor of Graham Greene, we're going to watch The Monkey--a recent horror movie, I think--because he just really didn't do anything that would be bad fun to watch. His stuff was just too good. #sloshedcinema

I've been stumping for us to revisit Highlander 2 for like five years now, and tonight is finally the night. I hope it lives up to my terrible expectations for it! #sloshedcinema

Gonna keep the Bruce Campbell theme running and watch My Name Is Bruce tonight. A fun one I haven't seen in forever. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching Bruce Campbell in Sundown. It seems as though I bailed on this movie once upon a time at the 1h19m mark, but I honestly don't remember a stitch of it. I just can't imagine ever bailing on a Bruce movie, even if it's an unworthy vehicle for his talents, though. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching Drop Zone in honor of Malcolm-Jamal Warner. There were a lot of choices for celebrity deaths this week. Ozzy had a couple movies, but nothing anybody would want to watch (except, weirdly, several kids movies) and we're not giving money to friggin asshat Hogan. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to do something weird. We're going to watch a movie we want to watch! Companion. Not sure what it's about and I haven't heard anything about it, good or bad, but it's new, which is something I haven't had much to do with for a couple years now! #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching The Getaway in honor of Michael Madsen. We wanted to watch Species because . . . well . . . boobs, honestly, but it wasn't even available to rent and we didn't want to try and sync up something on Pluto. Honestly, Hollywood, get your shit together! #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're giving Dolph his due and watching a movie that we've been saying we're going to watch for what seems like forever (but is probably only a few weeks), Dark Angel. A 1990 classic that I'd never heard of, which is always surprising when it's from this time and starring someone like Dolph.

Turned on the Royals/Padres game and wondering where @pftompkins.bsky.social was in late March of 1995, cause Dylan Cease has a certain look about him . . . .

Tonight in honor of Loretta Swit we're watching Beer. Because Whoops Apocalypse wasn't available anywhere. Never seen either of them. I'm . . . hopeful? It has Rip Torn and David Alan Grier in it, too, so maybe it will work out. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to watch House in honor of George Wendt. Because Cheers didn't get its six seasons and a movie like it deserved. #sloshedcinema

Now we're doing Alone in the Dark. The 2005 Uwe Boll probably masterpiece that isn't the same kind of problematic as 9th Gate was. I'm sure this is the Boll movie that is quite good and very watchable, though. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching 9th Gate. Don't think I've ever seen it. Really wish I had before it became known that Depp is a turd. Hate giving turds traffic. But Prime is relentless in pushing it on me every time a movie ends, so I blame peer pressure for this one. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching The Serpent and the Rainbow. I've never seen it and I only know two things about it. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching Phantasm 2. FINALLY giving Reg his due. We all have to eventually. Might as well get it over with. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're finally getting around to honoring Val Kilmer with his not-finest work, Batman Forever. Honestly, it was tough finding a turd in Kilmer's work (prior to about 2005, when things kinda peaked with Kiss Kiss and then took a heavy slide, unfortunately). #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're following up last week's humdinger with the sequel, Waxwork 2. This one has Bruce Campbell in it, which makes even the worst movies pretty watchable. IF, they give him enough screen time to make up the difference. I'm not confident they did with this one, but we'll see. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to watch Waxwork. It has Zach Galligan and David Warner, who I swear to god was in every movie and tv show made in the 80s and early 90s. I feel like I should have seen this movie, given my affinity for both actors, but I can't say as I remember it. #sloshedcinema

Living the high life with a twofer tonight. Going to do Eurotrip in memory of Michelle Trachtenberg--though a bit belatedly. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're doing our part to help Mr. Serious get back on his feet by watching Young Einstein. I haven't seen this movie since high school. I remember absolutely nothing about it. Except that there's an Australian in it. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're honoring Gene Hackman by watching what I would argue is his worst movie, Superman 4. Honestly, it was kind of tough coming up with a stinker of his to watch (plus not a lot of his movies are what you'd call "fun" ones). #sloshedcinema

Getting older is great, in some ways. Tonight we're watching Legion, a movie that I thought we'd watched before years ago. Loaded it up on Netflix and I had already given it a thumbs up. The time I thought I remembered was another time. So I've seen this twice already. #sloshedcinema #tabularasa

Tonight we're NOT watching The Getaway with Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, as I at first hoped. But we ARE watching Get Away starring a young up-and-comer named Nick Frost. Since he's in it, I already know it's going to be good. #sloshedcinema

Gonna try a twofer tonight. I give it about a 2% chance of working out. Second movie is "Hundreds of Beavers," which says it's a 19th century slapstick epic and runs almost two hours. Ironically, I think I used to have a DVD I purchased off eBay in the early 00s that had a similar name and

Tonight we're treating ourselves to a little Sam Richardson number called Werewolves Within, another one of those that it feels like we definitely should have watched by now but haven't. #sloshedcinema

This week it was between Bob Uecker and David Lynch. And, while Lynch made a lot of films that made us think, and a little weirded out, Uecker made movies that weren't weird and long, so we're going that way instead with Major League, one of the best movies of all time. #sloshedcinema

Naw, screw that movie. Now we're going to watch the Mickey Mouse horror movies they made and see if it's better. #sloshedcinema

Doing a twofer tonight! Moving on the Monster Project. Somehow I doubt that it's going to be even close to that last one.

We're going to watch one that slipped under the radar for us, somehow, tonight. Rapture Palooza, which has a gob of great actors in it and it better not disappoint. Also, somehow. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're watching Krampus, because none of us thought we'd seen it. Gonna be funny when we've all actually seen it but we're too old to remember shit anymore. #sloshedcinema

Watching Cell with John Cusack and Sam Jackson tonight (I can use the familiar form of his name because we're buds, probably). They better not let us down! At least only in the sense that the movie is unwatchable. #sloshedcinema

Watching The Man from Earth tonight in honor of the great Tony Todd. Candyman and Night of the Living Dead were the more obvious choices, but we've seen those ones recently-ish, so we're trying something new because it also has the Great est American Hero in it! #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to watch The Burning. An 80s movie I've never heard of, but the cover photo they have of it looks like a romance novel, so it's GOTTA be good. We really wanted to watch Young Frankenstein in honor of Teri Garr, but it's not available to stream AT ALL. Shameful. #sloshedcinema

TWOFER night! That's two weeks in a row! We're like youngs out here, livin' it up! Second one is going to be Fright Night, a favorite from the old days--one of my first many-times-rewatched horror/comedy movies (before Army of Darkness came out and became the staple).

Tonight we're going to watch a Halloween classic, Trick R Treat. At least I'm told it's a classic. I feel confident I've seen it in the past few years, but I feel confident I've seen about a thousand movies in the past few years and I can't remember anything about 90% of them. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're doing a rare twofer! Well, honestly, probably a one-and-a-halfer. C.H.U.D. is going to be our sloppy (drunk) second!

Weirdly, nobody died this week, so we get to pick a movie we WANT to watch for a change! And we want to watch Slither. #sloshedcinema

Tonight in honor of Kris Kristofferson, we're going to watch Blade. We thought about Blade III, but weren't sure how much Kristofferson was in it because none of us had been able to make it through the movie before, despite all of us having tried (twice on my part). #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to watch Big Trouble in Little China to date a Kurt Russell yearning. It was between this and Cap'n Ron, but none of us could remember if Cap'n Ron was good enough to warrant paying money for. #sloshedcinema

Watching a little Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold tonight. Third billing for Sir James Earl Jones. Really is shameful how he really didn't get top billing in anything. #sloshedcinema

I swear to God, if Lee Majors doesn't make an appearance in this new version of Fall Guy, I'm gonna cut someone. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're just going to see how excellent Madame Web REALLY is. I mean, it's gotten nothing but sparkling reviews, but I bet we can find something to talk about. #sloshedcinema

Tonight we're going to watch what I assume is the best movie ever made, Sundown starring Sir Bruce Campbell. #sloshedcinema