Oliver
@oliverwhte.bsky.social
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Quiet bat person / Honest Womble ✌️🖖 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Who the fuck gets on the Northern Line at Euston and gets off at Warren Street
1 day ago
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People move down in the fucking carriage challenge: impossible
1 day ago
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I’ve just parked up at the station and the car is swaying from side to side because it’s so windy
1 day ago
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I’m a senior manager in the nhs and not particularly dumb about this stuff but I can’t for the life of me figure out where my GP’s name is in the NHS app???????
3 days ago
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Have worn a vest to the gym for the first time and I don’t look terrible?!
7 days ago
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Anyone know where
@joshualevell.bsky.social
can find a plug in the Falklands?
7 days ago
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Think I’ve finally found a food tracking app that isn’t ugly as sin
11 days ago
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I’m three songs into Agnes’s new album and it’s banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) so far
11 days ago
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Deserved.
#TheTraitors
12 days ago
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Not the footsteps
12 days ago
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SOMEONE PUT A WET FLOOR SIGN OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A SLIP UP
#TheTraitors
12 days ago
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Shook
#TheTraitors
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17 days ago
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Just bought something (small) from the Apple Store and was saying how we’ll have to deal with the physical change because I paid in cash and the staff member was just like “stay strong”
18 days ago
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Farewell our shit and useless servant
#TheTraitors
19 days ago
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Making rhys read the full mortgage offer because I cba and you’d think I’d asked him to climb Everest. It’s only 49 pages.
19 days ago
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Thought I was at the dentist for just a cleaning but it wasn’t and yada yada yada I’m now in the gym with a numb mouth
19 days ago
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reposted by
Oliver
Kieran Mc 🚟
20 days ago
#TheTraitors
cast members as UK railway liveries. Stephen as an Avanti West Coast Class 805
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Why is Stephen dressed as a Lego race car driver?
20 days ago
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PUT THE CAT AMONGST THE PIGEONS ROXY
21 days ago
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Matthew walks like a Borg drone in an easyJet uniform
21 days ago
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All the people whose laptop screens I can see on the train are working on fuckin ugly spreadsheets
22 days ago
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I’m on the most humid EL train I’ve ever experienced
23 days ago
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Going into work with just my phone and iPad today so let’s see how productive that is
23 days ago
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We’re in the process of buying a new house and I shit you not there are at least five different “portals” that we’ve had to do shit on so far
23 days ago
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I keep forgetting the after show is called “uncloaked” so I’m just calling it “you’re fired”
#TheTraitors
26 days ago
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New car arrived x
28 days ago
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Ok so it’s actually snowed quite a bit
about 1 month ago
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Accepted an offer on the house for the asking price!
about 1 month ago
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Think Hugo is going to go all “who’s the secret traitor??…. It’s me!” And a traitor is also the secret traitor…
about 1 month ago
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Hope Jade goes soon so I don’t have to hear “angel of my dreams” hummed every time her name is mentioned
about 1 month ago
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Someone’s just put an offer in for our house for £20k less than asking price????
about 1 month ago
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Ngl for a good proportion of that episode I thought *we* were actually the secret traitor and it was a red button voting situation
about 1 month ago
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The number of (presumably) homosexuals in this series is directly proportional to the number of vests being worn.
about 1 month ago
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Not the first time he’s been fingered at a table I assume
#traitors
about 1 month ago
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Rhys just made the funniest traitors joke I’ve ever heard but I can’t repeat it cause we’d both get cancelled
about 1 month ago
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Technically back at work tomorrow but set my out of office to say I’m back Monday 😇
about 1 month ago
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Very lucky that I’m able to say that overall 2025 was great and 2026 is already rapidly turning out quite well. Very glad for all the people in my life.
about 1 month ago
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We’re watching Fallout… Rhys: Oh they’ve built an actual town…what’s it called again? Radiator springs? No that’s cars isn’t it? Spring Watch? Spring something…? Me: 👁️👁️
about 1 month ago
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I love a good limescale removal product
about 1 month ago
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I wanna do a bump of coke with iJustine.
about 1 month ago
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Tried that whole AI “give me more muscles” thing and I’m not sure how to feel about this
about 1 month ago
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Just got a £257.85 Tesco shop for £77.14 thanks to my inner Martin Lewis
about 1 month ago
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Been wide awake since 0330 but don’t want to wake Rhys up by going downstairs 😭
about 1 month ago
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Fully aware that I’m becoming insufferable on IG with the shirtless posts but I’m generally not particularly self confident so the little ❤️s give me validation and it’s something that I’m okay with
about 2 months ago
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Posted this on the IG story so you can have it too
about 2 months ago
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Had a McDonald’s sausage sandwich
about 2 months ago
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Just told an old man to go into the vestibule if he wants to talk to his daughter on FaceTime on full volume in the quiet carriage
2 months ago
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Top 100 listener for
@stachepapi.bsky.social
🫣🫣
2 months ago
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