Had a McDonald’s sausage sandwich

Just told an old man to go into the vestibule if he wants to talk to his daughter on FaceTime on full volume in the quiet carriage

Top 100 listener for @stachepapi.bsky.social 🫣🫣

No prizes for guessing which one I’m on 🫠

Got sweet fa sleep last night and woke up at this ungodly hour 🫠

Been waiting for Star Trek Lego since I was about 8 and today the Enterprise D finally launched and I’m so thrilled that it’s on its way

Fun fact: 365 feat Shygirl is the perfect song length to get from the Northern to the Elizabeth Line platforms at TCR

I’m 31 on Sunday so just renewed my railcard for the last time until I’m 60 (or develop a disability) 😭

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Yumbo 🤝 Via An inexplicable amount of stairs

Think I was still drunk this morning when I took this

Calling Trading Standards because @hughhigg.in & I had to walk through the “six pack zone” and saw precisely zero

Nothing beats a Ryanair landing 🥴

Packed for our break without an argument 🥳🥳

£87,500 for WishWings

Treadmill and How Bad Do U Want Me is a potentially dangerous combination

Who’s Sue Veneer and why does she publish so many books?

Who’d want a bee as a gift?

King of finishing sets at the gym just as the good parts of songs start

Literally said “I can do 14:30” to someone so they send a meeting invite for 15:00??

My gym crush has just started using the bench next to me when there’s a whole row available and this is the third time this has happened

There’s a woman on the train who is scrolling through every one of Charli XCX’s instagram posts and reading a good chunk of the comments

There’s a group of three girls walking around the gym with a tripod (not unusual but still annoying) except one of them has a full on clipboard and pen????

I will never understand people who just rawdog the gym like no headphones, no watch (smart or otherwise), no phone, no writing anything down in a little book, no tracking, just vibes????

Wish the Gesaffelstein Abracadabra remix was thrice the length it is as it’s such a good gym beat

RealTimeTrains+ was the easiest £25 I’ve ever spent

Took me 29 minutes to get out of the train station car park due to temporary traffic lights 🙂🙂

Whatever illness this is (probably Covid-19, the novel coronavirus) has made my throat so sore that even breathing hurts

Fully yeeted my water bottle across the gym this morning and it opened and water went everywhere and the staff member I told couldn’t care less (it was on the carpeted part)

Thank fuck for late checkouts

Would fuck every single one of gagas dancers x

Guy on a cable machine behind me just took his shirt off to make his pecs bounce in the mirror I had to stop my exercise

I like this time of year because I love flashing other cars that don’t have their lights on at dusk

Had a bad day last week so I reported about eight potholes and an illegally dropped kerb to the council and I felt much better for it

Being a good person and taking Rhys to the station at this ungodly hour

The sun is bright today

Considering putting the heating on - I am cold

Two women on my train were too busy chatting (loudly in the quiet carriage) to realise we’d arrived at Rugby and then ran to get off. Needless to say they’re having a detour to Euston.

Don’t go tot eh gym for one day and they’ve literally rearranged everything and I’m so fucking lost????

Love travelling 145 miles on my first day back from leave so I can have the same teams meetings in an open plan office x

Can’t explain it but no headphones at the gym gives reform uk vibes

PureGym arrange machines so you’re not awkwardly forced to make eye contact with randoms on other machines challenge: impossible

Still thinking about how they didn’t put “nothing beats a Jet2 pride” on the front of their bus

My first foray into the neighbourhood WhatsApp group has been particularly successful

90% sure theres dried blood on the bicep curl arm rest 🤢

I had the worst nights sleep I could cry

One day the boffins at Heinz will develop a garlic mayo bottle that is actually squeezable however today is not that day.

Overheard on a call from the other room: “Oh it’s Yorkshire day apparently” “What does that mean?” “They probably become even more insufferable than usual- oh I’m sooooooo salt of the earth” “Anyway…”

Forgot that Euston UG is exclusively used by people who’ve never used an escalator before at 08:30