Have started doing more cardio and I just end up very sweaty very quickly

Would like to buy myself a little treat so suggestions of little quality of life improvement products that are Amazon-able and up to about £50 welcome

For those of you interested in the inner workings of our lives we just had a conversation about this post which started with the phrases “did you make that with an indian?” and ended with “call me a woman in stem!”

Why are the most chalant people in the gym the ugliest too??

My new ID badge won’t let me in the toilet??

I’m halfway through an arm workout and I can’t pick my bottle up 😭

Really looking forward to Italy with the besties in August 🕶️

Torn between the comment of “weird flex but okay” and “exactly what a friend or victim would say” but not sure if either of those are in bad taste??

Was apprehensive about being more…robust… with our solicitors then remembered we’re paying them a considerable amount of money to send a few emails

I’m doing the gayest treadmill incline walk ever to Summerboy

Doing legs for the first time in a while and I feel sick

Think I just uttered a sentence no human has ever said before: “Did I tell you my toothbrush crashed and rebooted while I was using it yesterday?”

Washed the new car for the first time and forgot how much dirt shows up on a white car

Effectively just called someone a liar in an interview

My barber just arrived at the gym, gave me a thumbs up, then took the bench I was just about to go over to use 😭🙃

Stuck behind the fucking widest duffle coat wearing straight couple who are moving at such a glacial pace they should have an escort vehicle

Arm’s growin but I look concerned about it for some reason

Okay but managed 100kg bench press this morning 🤯

This mirror is giving…

I’m *very* excited to be seeing David Byrne this evening

This is one of my (many) official pet peeves.

Somehow survived last night but my head hurts

Why has a random woman asked me to watch her belongings whilst she goes to The Shop™ in coach C for delicious hot & cold refreshments? Nobody’s nicking your pret soup at 125mph love

Euston on a Thursday evening is like trying to get the last chopper out of Saigon

7.5hrs sleep before an office day? I’m gonna be *unstoppable*

Friday afternoon pastime is rage baiting the busybody’s in the neighbourhood WhatsApp

Did a 🫦 to rhys across the gym and he just laughed???

My drag name: Annette Werk Rail

Some man was just having a very loud teams call on the bloody train so I asked him how long he would be because he was being loud and I’d move if he was going to carry on. He then hung up.

Me: is this email too cunty but in a bad way? Colleague: that’s more reasonable than I thought you be

Here’s a wild idea, if you’re one person with three suitcases maybe find a tube station with lifts that you can use at 08:30 on a weekday

This feels like the longest train journey of my life

This feels like the longest train journey of my life

Me on work days that end in Y:

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

The highlight of my first class journey on Avanti West Coast this morning is the passenger who clearly didn’t press the open button on the door to get off and so has been overcarried. Obviously that’s the train crew’s fault.

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE FAINTING

Raye: “this is a really hard song for me to sing” @cristopia.bsky.social: “just practice then babes”

Living for the woman scrolling the BBC Sport website on font size 72 during the Raye gig

The absolute gay panic when a man just asked me to spot him on a barbell squat

Did an IG post x www.instagram.com/oliverwhte

Just had a bloody knock on the door and it was a mover coming to give us a quote which I was not informed about 😒

Love the company collecting the old car calling at 08:10 with “we’ll be there in 20 minutes” when they were supposed to pick it up last week

Not sure how I’ve rapidly become that guy but I’m going for a run in the pissing rain

They’ve reorganised the gym again.

Work group chats ❤️❤️