Oliver
@oliverwhte.bsky.social
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Quiet bat person / Honest Womble ✌️🖖 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Had a McDonald’s sausage sandwich
2 days ago
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Just told an old man to go into the vestibule if he wants to talk to his daughter on FaceTime on full volume in the quiet carriage
13 days ago
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Top 100 listener for
@stachepapi.bsky.social
🫣🫣
13 days ago
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No prizes for guessing which one I’m on 🫠
14 days ago
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Got sweet fa sleep last night and woke up at this ungodly hour 🫠
16 days ago
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Been waiting for Star Trek Lego since I was about 8 and today the Enterprise D finally launched and I’m so thrilled that it’s on its way
19 days ago
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Fun fact: 365 feat Shygirl is the perfect song length to get from the Northern to the Elizabeth Line platforms at TCR
21 days ago
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I’m 31 on Sunday so just renewed my railcard for the last time until I’m 60 (or develop a disability) 😭
26 days ago
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🙃
28 days ago
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Yumbo 🤝 Via An inexplicable amount of stairs
29 days ago
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Think I was still drunk this morning when I took this
about 1 month ago
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Calling Trading Standards because
@hughhigg.in
& I had to walk through the “six pack zone” and saw precisely zero
about 1 month ago
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Nothing beats a Ryanair landing 🥴
about 1 month ago
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Packed for our break without an argument 🥳🥳
about 1 month ago
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£87,500 for WishWings
about 1 month ago
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Treadmill and How Bad Do U Want Me is a potentially dangerous combination
about 1 month ago
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Who’s Sue Veneer and why does she publish so many books?
about 2 months ago
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Who’d want a bee as a gift?
about 2 months ago
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King of finishing sets at the gym just as the good parts of songs start
about 2 months ago
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Literally said “I can do 14:30” to someone so they send a meeting invite for 15:00??
about 2 months ago
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My gym crush has just started using the bench next to me when there’s a whole row available and this is the third time this has happened
about 2 months ago
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There’s a woman on the train who is scrolling through every one of Charli XCX’s instagram posts and reading a good chunk of the comments
about 2 months ago
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There’s a group of three girls walking around the gym with a tripod (not unusual but still annoying) except one of them has a full on clipboard and pen????
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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I will never understand people who just rawdog the gym like no headphones, no watch (smart or otherwise), no phone, no writing anything down in a little book, no tracking, just vibes????
about 2 months ago
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Wish the Gesaffelstein Abracadabra remix was thrice the length it is as it’s such a good gym beat
2 months ago
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RealTimeTrains+ was the easiest £25 I’ve ever spent
2 months ago
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Took me 29 minutes to get out of the train station car park due to temporary traffic lights 🙂🙂
2 months ago
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Whatever illness this is (probably Covid-19, the novel coronavirus) has made my throat so sore that even breathing hurts
2 months ago
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Fully yeeted my water bottle across the gym this morning and it opened and water went everywhere and the staff member I told couldn’t care less (it was on the carpeted part)
2 months ago
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Thank fuck for late checkouts
2 months ago
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Would fuck every single one of gagas dancers x
2 months ago
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Guy on a cable machine behind me just took his shirt off to make his pecs bounce in the mirror I had to stop my exercise
2 months ago
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I like this time of year because I love flashing other cars that don’t have their lights on at dusk
3 months ago
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Had a bad day last week so I reported about eight potholes and an illegally dropped kerb to the council and I felt much better for it
3 months ago
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Being a good person and taking Rhys to the station at this ungodly hour
3 months ago
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The sun is bright today
3 months ago
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Considering putting the heating on - I am cold
3 months ago
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Two women on my train were too busy chatting (loudly in the quiet carriage) to realise we’d arrived at Rugby and then ran to get off. Needless to say they’re having a detour to Euston.
3 months ago
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Don’t go tot eh gym for one day and they’ve literally rearranged everything and I’m so fucking lost????
3 months ago
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Love travelling 145 miles on my first day back from leave so I can have the same teams meetings in an open plan office x
4 months ago
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Can’t explain it but no headphones at the gym gives reform uk vibes
4 months ago
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PureGym arrange machines so you’re not awkwardly forced to make eye contact with randoms on other machines challenge: impossible
4 months ago
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Still thinking about how they didn’t put “nothing beats a Jet2 pride” on the front of their bus
4 months ago
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My first foray into the neighbourhood WhatsApp group has been particularly successful
4 months ago
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90% sure theres dried blood on the bicep curl arm rest 🤢
4 months ago
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I had the worst nights sleep I could cry
4 months ago
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One day the boffins at Heinz will develop a garlic mayo bottle that is actually squeezable however today is not that day.
5 months ago
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Overheard on a call from the other room: “Oh it’s Yorkshire day apparently” “What does that mean?” “They probably become even more insufferable than usual- oh I’m sooooooo salt of the earth” “Anyway…”
5 months ago
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Forgot that Euston UG is exclusively used by people who’ve never used an escalator before at 08:30
5 months ago
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