Who the fuck gets on the Northern Line at Euston and gets off at Warren Street

People move down in the fucking carriage challenge: impossible

I’ve just parked up at the station and the car is swaying from side to side because it’s so windy

I’m a senior manager in the nhs and not particularly dumb about this stuff but I can’t for the life of me figure out where my GP’s name is in the NHS app???????

Have worn a vest to the gym for the first time and I don’t look terrible?!

Anyone know where @joshualevell.bsky.social can find a plug in the Falklands?

Think I’ve finally found a food tracking app that isn’t ugly as sin

I’m three songs into Agnes’s new album and it’s banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) so far

Deserved. #TheTraitors

Not the footsteps

SOMEONE PUT A WET FLOOR SIGN OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A SLIP UP #TheTraitors

Shook #TheTraitors

Just bought something (small) from the Apple Store and was saying how we’ll have to deal with the physical change because I paid in cash and the staff member was just like “stay strong”

Farewell our shit and useless servant #TheTraitors

Making rhys read the full mortgage offer because I cba and you’d think I’d asked him to climb Everest. It’s only 49 pages.

Thought I was at the dentist for just a cleaning but it wasn’t and yada yada yada I’m now in the gym with a numb mouth

#TheTraitors cast members as UK railway liveries. Stephen as an Avanti West Coast Class 805

Why is Stephen dressed as a Lego race car driver?

PUT THE CAT AMONGST THE PIGEONS ROXY

Matthew walks like a Borg drone in an easyJet uniform

All the people whose laptop screens I can see on the train are working on fuckin ugly spreadsheets

I’m on the most humid EL train I’ve ever experienced

Going into work with just my phone and iPad today so let’s see how productive that is

We’re in the process of buying a new house and I shit you not there are at least five different “portals” that we’ve had to do shit on so far

I keep forgetting the after show is called “uncloaked” so I’m just calling it “you’re fired” #TheTraitors

New car arrived x

Ok so it’s actually snowed quite a bit

Accepted an offer on the house for the asking price!

Think Hugo is going to go all “who’s the secret traitor??…. It’s me!” And a traitor is also the secret traitor…

Hope Jade goes soon so I don’t have to hear “angel of my dreams” hummed every time her name is mentioned

Someone’s just put an offer in for our house for £20k less than asking price????

Ngl for a good proportion of that episode I thought *we* were actually the secret traitor and it was a red button voting situation

The number of (presumably) homosexuals in this series is directly proportional to the number of vests being worn.

Not the first time he’s been fingered at a table I assume #traitors

Rhys just made the funniest traitors joke I’ve ever heard but I can’t repeat it cause we’d both get cancelled

Technically back at work tomorrow but set my out of office to say I’m back Monday 😇

Very lucky that I’m able to say that overall 2025 was great and 2026 is already rapidly turning out quite well. Very glad for all the people in my life.

We’re watching Fallout… Rhys: Oh they’ve built an actual town…what’s it called again? Radiator springs? No that’s cars isn’t it? Spring Watch? Spring something…? Me: 👁️👁️

I love a good limescale removal product

I wanna do a bump of coke with iJustine.

Tried that whole AI “give me more muscles” thing and I’m not sure how to feel about this

Just got a £257.85 Tesco shop for £77.14 thanks to my inner Martin Lewis

Been wide awake since 0330 but don’t want to wake Rhys up by going downstairs 😭

Fully aware that I’m becoming insufferable on IG with the shirtless posts but I’m generally not particularly self confident so the little ❤️s give me validation and it’s something that I’m okay with

Posted this on the IG story so you can have it too

Had a McDonald’s sausage sandwich

Just told an old man to go into the vestibule if he wants to talk to his daughter on FaceTime on full volume in the quiet carriage

Top 100 listener for @stachepapi.bsky.social 🫣🫣