Good luck talking to Amazon.

No. You don't.

Yeah. Bedroom's down the hall --.

. . . Yeaaaaaah.

She's been told she would look cute in this. [ #MaidMonday ]

"Attention everyone! The doors to the Hazbin Hotel are open as a safe space to hide from the infection!"

Sipping on some tea. It's late, but she still had a craving for tea.

Sure! I don't mind.

Well. A promise is a promise.

Have fun talking to Jeff Bezos.

. . . Amazon.

People keep telling me I'm like a Disney princess. But I'm owned by a box with a smile.

[A small shrug.] Sure, I don't mind.

So. . . you just want pictures of my feet. [A pause.] . . . Not the weirdest thing I've heard. I literally live in Hell.

[Raising an eyebrow with both arms crossed.] Go on.

WHY WAS THAT SO LOUD --

Every once in a while. But it shows off a lot of skin. . . 💧

Oh god --

Just a bit of flash back to a photo shoot. . . [ #TittyTuesday ]

❝JUST A LOWLY SERVANT.❝ ››› maomao. a lady-in-waiting to lady gyokuyou and apothecary of the emperor. helping to unravel the mysteries of the rear palace. a roleplay account set in the apothecary diaries verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.

Sipping her cup of coffee and spacing out. She's fighting wars in her mind (she's still not over the other night).

"Okay, good. I'm used to a lot of people not really being enthusiastic about my ideas." With the exception of her staff and her father. "It'll be fun, I promise."

The blonde cleared her throat, now dusting off her suit as if she was embarrassed. "Sorry, got carried away for a sec. I don't have a lot of people I can confidently call friends, and I get really excited when I get to show a friend my hard work."

"Thank you, Telemachus. I really appreciate it. Oh god, this is gonna be like a fancy sleepover! Ooo, I'll even have a friendship bracelet station set up!" Looks like she's literally bouncing in joy.

. . . Yep, she's grabbing him and taking him away --

"I try to be. I care a lot about everyone in Hell." A small pause came from the demon. ". . . Ya know, you could pay the hotel a visit and see how things are run there. Just don't mind Nifty. She. . . gets excited easily."

O - oh. He's gonna make her blush at this rate. She wouldn't mind spending time with him. He might want to be careful though, she does bite ~♡

"Not yet. I mean, we still have Angel Dust. And our only other guest. . ." The thought of Sir Pentious left a painful sting. It's been a while, but his death still hurts. "Enough about that. I'm hoping word of mouth from the cannibals in Cannibal Town get us enough people."

"Oh, we finished rebuilding it after the fight with the Exorcists. We even made some new additions to it." Her expression immediately lit up. "Maybe it'll help us get some new guests!"

She doesn't MIND the attention, she's only used to getting it from Vaggie. She's just a very awkward person.

"It's can be stressful, I understand. Taking charge of the hotel isn't as easy as it sounds." A small chuckle came from Charlie. "But I have a feeling you'll do well."

Oh, she's frozen. . . . Charlie's not used to this attention.

Name: 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐒 Age: 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 Ethnicity: 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐈𝐧 𝐃𝐌𝐬

"So I've heard. Kinda wish I was here for it. So uh. . . also heard you're now in charge of Unmei. That's kinda cool." Excuse her, she's awkward.

Waves back.

Even when she's trying to be seductive. . . She's still a goober. #SeductiveSunday

Frog blink. It's been a while since she's been here.

"OH MY GOD VAGGIE I FOUND YOU --" Those big red eyes are staring right at her, arms wrapped around her in a tight embrace.

Clinging onto @hellsangelicmoth.bsky.social. Don't mind her, she misses her girlfriend.

She hasn't been here in forever.

❛ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝐚 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍. ❜

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Who knew Hell's princess can be so scandalous? [ #SeductiveSunday ]

Ya know. Haven't seen Sora in a minute. I wonder how the kid's been.1

I wasn't aware the divine beings from the other pantheons are. . . really fucking horny. Wow. Okay.

Oh her face is bright red. Gentle? No need. She can handle anything he throws at her.

SHE'S RUSHING TO HER. "OH MY GOSH EMILY ARE YOU OKAY --"

Honestly. . . she wouldn't mind at all.

Well. . . it doesn't hurt to show off every once in a while, right? [ #SeductiveSunday ]

The hotel has been oddly peaceful lately. . .