That was not Pip in last night's episode. She did not mention her little Damian spawn once. #TheArchers

So Susan's like a secret shopper, giving advice to fellow retailers. I look forward to my Sainsburys Local stocking a wide range of mallets. #TheArchers

"Next on Radio 4, the steaks are high for Susan". Shouldn't have got them out the fridge so early. #TheArchers

I'm trying to give up listening to the news because I end up shouting at the radio. Now I'm going to have to try giving up #TheArchers for the same reason. More Or Less is my last sanctuary.

It's a top idea to "try for a baby" when you've got no money, no job and nowhere to live. #TheArchers

In a meta-textual #TheArchers development, I have discovered that George's assailant was @nynzi.bsky.social. She had the motive - she slipped up and agreed with my #TeamJolene post. She had the means - access to a bottle of Underwoods' plonk. She had the opportunity - she was listening at the time.

I'm #TeamJolene #TheArchers

You can't meet Hell-en at 7, Akram. You'll miss #TheArchers

"Oh no, it's Helen Archer". He speaks for us all. #TheArchers

First time I've not turned off Woman's Hour. 😁 #TheArchers

Wednesday afternoon...... #TheArchers

I do love how, because it has such a long long history, and so many dedicated listeners, #TheArchers can build tension through character. George is obviously going to do something to someone, or someone is going to do something to George (nice recent hints about Carpet's temper). Or something.....

Catching up on yesterday's #TheArchers. The question is not whether George will drink all that vodka by himself. The question is "WHOSE CARD ARE YOU USING?".

It's that time of year to remember the best ever tweet, from back when it was a name not a letter. Gerry Adams posted that it took him half an hour to turn off his Christmas lights every night. A reply was: Surely, Gerry, you know someone who can fit a timer?

The prodigal s**t. #TheArchers (Ed up there with Chris, Jazza and Neil as Nicest Bloke In The Village.)

George. #TheArchers www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslM...

George. #TheArchers www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslM...

You'd think that someone who's had their own dalliances would know better than to interrogate someone else about theirs. Not that he is. Nice wind-up, Leonard. #TheArchers #ConAboutConnie #RidiculousRuth

Sorry, Helen, I've got to go. #TheArchers

Dane or Crofter, Helen? #TheArchers

With luck, we'll loose Helen who will go and live with her new crofter. #TheArchers

TS Eliot prophesises the Scottish Castle week. "...but set down/This set down/This: were we led all that way for/Birth or Death?" #TheArchers

Oooh err misses. Tom's out, Tony's in. But the Angus' aren't. It's Carry On Up The Crenelations. BLIMUS! #TheArchers

Amber's dad. 40% Tony 50% Ray 10% Michael I'm afraid. Very afraid. #TheArchers

Rex: "The beavers take up a lot of headspace". As an @thecidershedpod.bsky.social subscriber...no comment. #TheArchers

Amber's dad. 40% Tony 50% Ray 10% Michael I'm afraid. Very afraid.

Sounds like I got this wrong. Those must be Jakob's buttocks on the right. #TheArchers

67 and listening to (hearing) TA is one of my first memories. A new voice was a big deal e.g. Mrs Antrobas and her gals. Anyone recall the cartoon "Unheard Ambridge" in the New Statesman - the Horrobins were a cloud of dirt and dust? Now the bread man gets a shout. It had its own order. #TheArchers

I could swear that I just heard Chris say, spotting an emptying table, "Oh hey look, Alasdair and Denise are putting their clothes on". #TheArchers #SundayAndImTired

Just catching up on Monday's #TheArchers. So they delight us by starting with stubbed-toe pain for Pip. Then take it back with 3mins solid RosieRosieRosie. Cheeky buggers.

"Sorry about the miscarriage, Fallon" "Here's your steak, George" #TheArchers

With Justin, it's all about family. Do not disrespect him, Brian. #TheArchers

So George is set up with a planted shiv. Just as he set up Alice with a car seat. Ha! "Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to heaven: the fated sky Gives us free scope, only doth backward pull Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull." All's Well that Ends Well #TheArchers

Adam: "I shan't complain." Really, Adam? Really? #TheArchers

What that 75th anniversary #TheArchers holiday in Scotland will look like. LtoR: Jakob, Tony, Tom and of course David being his usual fun, cheeky self.

Anyone tried drowning and blowing a whistle at the same time? It's not helpful. #TheArchers

Ah, Jim. The devil as a professor. But then, the devil has all the best actors. #TheArchers

Everything is just horrible in the world. And what does #TheArchers do? Give us Pip and Rosie. Thanks a bunch.

Very surprised that the BBC haven't got old frog face himself opening the Flower and Produce. They get him on everything else. #TheArchers

Monday night's #TheArchers had what was possibly the most dispiriting opening line ever: Pip: "ROSIE!" Y'know, you kinda sigh and simultaneously make a low noise like "Yaaaghhh".

An enticing selection of veneers for Amber to choose from. #TheArchers

By the family holiday of course. Spoiler Alert: Here's a small gathering of some of the men, enjoying the sun. LtoR: Jakob, Tony, Tom and of course David being his usual cheeky self. #TheArchers

"GET DRESSED AND GET OUT!" First time, perhaps ever, I've been on Kate's side. I suspect OFCOM regulations were the only thing that prevented her from saying more. Bravo! #TheArchers

Stella! Get out of Brookfield and away from serial killer David! Or you'll go the way of Nigel and Jethro! #TheArchers

George (brilliantly acted) is a nasty, self-serving little shit. I hope he does end up sharing a cell with Markie. And I hope Markie turns him into his own, personal bar of soap. #TheArchers #JamesLeeBurke

If I was young, free and single, (I'm none of these), and lived in the area (even beyond the bypass), I would be all over Chelsea. She is MAGNIFICENT. (And I'd get Tracy as a mum-in-law - BIG BONUS). #TheArchers #oldmancrush

Rare non Archers related comment: I've worked out why the knuckle-draggers are painting the St George flag everywhere. A swastika is too difficult.

Adam on Wednesday evening's #TheArchers With a big ol' hat-tip to @thecidershedpod.bsky.social xxx

Just caught up on Sunday's #TheArchers Does Kenton think an attack on The Bull is going to be...