At Topsfield Fair, anyone need anything at the bootleg toys and Kirk store?

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Eating a pot full of my classic “pink slop chili” and having my favorite tiny lesbians hit me in the stomach with a baseball bat This is where the propulsion leads me to blast off the ravine Evil Knievel style; chunks of slop spewing on spectators below.

Launching my boat off an Interstate 93 overpass to stop the Labor Day tourists from crowding up my favorite shitting and pissing place in the NH Liquor and Wine Outlet

County fair season is soon upon us. I will be exhibiting my famous "Pin the Tail on the Industrial Lathe" game in Deerfield and Topsfield this fall!

Finally awake from my coma after a rather impressive beehive fucking incident.