imagine that he sounds like an uncannily human-like and natural version of microsoft sam

a shark a rabbit walk into a bar. the bartender says i will kill both of you

im so washed

this is what dodge and mattie sound like

LANCER VS SUPER MARIO DEATH BATTLE RIGGED…. WIZ AND BOOMSTICK FORGOT ABOUT STOOL FORME….

dodge mattie xing king and dacnoman

mattie is drawing with paper and markers…and dodge is walking around. he looks bored...Dodge you fool! go draw something…

gigagiggle funnies for the whole family

bunghole jumpman

BRACE YOURSELF!!!! FOR THE UNYIELDING UNDERBITE!!!! THE CRUSADER OF TOOTH AND JUSTICE!!!!!! THE ILLUSTRIOUS DACNOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UUUUGH WE ARE THE BIG JERKS…. MOVE IT!!!!

he farms the aura and she makes the smiles and the hahas

the rabbit has become such an impossible ethereal mode of symbolism. there was a point i could have explained what the symbol of the rabbit meant but im in too deep now. words are useless. you have to live in my head and soul to see it

this is how i write alll my characters

im the one who is standing at the top of the parking garage fists clenched, eyes flickering like an undying flame. that is aura. that is phonk

im kinda fucked bc i was overusing “aura” as a joke but now it has found a genuine terminology within the way i create and write. sometimes i lack a better way of conveying the raw impact of something besides telling you it has “aura”.

cmon cmon n kick it

cool rabbit @sludgetoons.bsky.social

me pointing at the thing over there

oh… you thought this blusky acc was just gonna be me posting art with apathetic captions…. oh… oh welcome to Jax world… population aura-million…

please god i have finally been receiving my first taste of having the people I like liking the things i like and i need more ineed so much fucking more.

jax vs Dodge in the rabbit aura Olympics first event is nonchalant aura and being rude but people still fw you who will take home the gold

when im in my late twenties i will enter my Jax arc

he has aura

YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOUR WAY

vs. susie be so good it got me trying to think of some badass canon interaction where dodge and Mattie fight

i like posting secret stuff here

NEVER STOP RUNNING

ough…

ain’t nobody to dry your eyes

also here too i tihkn!

A doodle drawn for @sludgetoons.bsky.social . Now posted on bluesky

secret wtf art only unlockable via looking at blue sky fuck you elon you will never get this

yeah what sup guys !