I’m almost recovered from this cold, yippee woohoo

She's so stinking cute it's not even fair, I miss her 😭

being sick: 0/10 recovering from being sick: 1000000/10

stand back, I'm gonna try this year

Ahh, being an Apple Watch user for a decade. Has it made me healthier? No. But has it helped me use my phone less? Absolutely not. But is it more convenient to bring for short outings? Never. But has it given me peace of mind with ticket, payment, and audio backups? Not one bit.

Boobs Marriage Grindr I think I’m going to ace hell in 2026

If you don’t go out with her she kinda takes offense to it

Just two pals enjoying the day after a very restful and stress-free night

WELCOME TO HOUR TWELVE STILL NOT SYMPTOMATIC AND LOVING 5AM OUTDOOR TIME

totally unconcerned and sleeping peacefully while I stay up all night for observation because she decided an entire chocolate orange would be a fun snack

It’s subtle, but I can always tell when I’ve been on YouTube enough for one day. My brain: haha these videos are funny nobody loves you

My family likes to poke fun at how much I can eat, but they don’t know I hold back when I’m around them. One day they shall know the terror of my true appetite.

Merry Christmas

🎅🏼

and it’s Michael Caine in a Christmas film and it’s Michael Caine in a Christmas film and it’s Christmas with Michael Caine Christmas with Michael Caine

my desire to shiny hunt after seeing the Z-A DLC

I’m ready to give Metroid another chance, but only ONE chance. Which of these games do I give it to? 1. Fusion 2. Dread 3. Prime Remastered

The best weekend of the year is already over

New fit pfp from @gaelfox.bsky.social

I guess we doing Disney minus now

the dream is dead

trying to figure out a way to ask my favorite emote artists if they will draw mpreg without ruining our relationship

All presents wrapped! I’m so looking forward to this weekend

Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls

Oh what a year

I want an OLED monitor I want a collectible Gameboy Color I want new headphones I want a new iPad *after finding out new glasses will cost $400* I don't want shit I don't need shit I'm never looking at shit again I ain't even thinking about shit anymore

If you win 1/2 a car on Wheel of Fortune which way you getting it divided?

E33? Oh you mean Electronic Entertainment Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo Expo

Making AI more frustrating to use?

Pilot: Folks, the good news is we’ve landed at Dallas-Fort Worth 30 minutes early Me:

Playing with Ghost before catching my train BONUS: a rare Kat the cat sighting

DAAAA BEACH (Happy Thanksgiving)

OOH BABY I AM IN THE HOLIDAY MOOD

I swear I cannot be influenced at all, but for some inexplicable reason I keep saying "my chungus life" now

Just found out my roommate places her bags on the hood of my car when waiting for her ride, so now I guess I know where the paint damage came from...

Every year my life is 10 months in Texas 2 months in Ohio. Guess which part does all the heavy lifting in the Not Wanting to Kill Myself department.

Overdid it again at the revolving sushi bar, but it was so worth it.

Halloween‘s over, but let me give you one final scare.

Day 2: in which I stupidly decide to play a lot for my students

"I'll just get all my vaccines right now, I'm sure I can power through the day." My white boy confidence is my undoing once again.

Instead of investing in AI we need to be committing to important things, like how to make diesel and electric trains go chugga-chugga like their steam-powered ancestors did.

I will stop making poor use of my time when this game stops rewarding it.