It’s not even exhaustion! You’re all just soooo boring *3*

You weren’t even here when I said that! Shush.

I just said hi..! Rude.

What’s weak about confidently lowering your guard?!

I do too! I just… can’t hear what he’s saying if I’m asleep. -3-

You can’t give me orders! I don’t report to you.

Zzzzzzzzzz… oh hey Kensei I didn’t see you there.

Find a more accurate lookalike then!

I can’t unsee Janice no matter how hard you try to make new insults happen, though.

Yanno the worst part is I kind of see it.

I made dinner for me and Kensei and the not-super lieutenant!!!!

:: sobs idk what i want for Christmas

Right I forgot Rose was one of those European model types.

Janice was on muppet babies, you know—

Is he talking about having a muppet baby?

Zzzzzzzzz

I won’t say which Kuchiki is “the other Kuchiki” and you can’t make me ^3^

I wish the best for most captains. <3

Good evening regular lieutenants and below your super lieutenant wishes you the best :)

i'm such a good friend :)

all in a day's work! (stretching, before...) ANNND AWAYYY!) (leaping into the trees, disappearing. where will she pop up next? who knows. probably wherever kensei is.)

sake tastes yucky.

The only person to ever see that technique and live before today was Kensei. Say... SHINJI!! DO LITERALLY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE ALIVE!

(SUCCESS! Dusting herself off, patting herself down.) I did it, I cured his anger issues! (Blink.) YOU'RE WELCOME!

SURPRISE MASHIRO "CHEER UP" KICK!!!!! (flying at him from behind with a fucking spinning roundhouse kick like a fucking tokusatsu stunt actor!)

HEYYYYYYYYYYY. HEY SHINJI. @5akanade.bsky.social

awwwwwwww, hirakussy is sad. :(( i know what to do.

the hell is offal? is that like the office the president sits in. the one that cory spilled ink on the seal in?

nothing tastes better than those ice cream cones with the chocolate coating and the nuts and the caramel swirl and the little chocolate at the bottom of the cone. sorry. if you disagree with me you're wrong. *3*

is that why Shinji hates him so much?

you're better than lisa because you don't read pornography in public spaces!!! i take this as a win!

hiyori likes me yayyyyyyyyyyyy *3*

zzzzzzz hoooooooooonk amimimimi dodging accountability hooooooooonk amimimimimimimmimi

he called me boring my hands were tied.

you’re welcome hirakussy

:(((

well you didn’t have to make it personal

Probably Kensei. He’s so mean to girls.

I broke him ^3^

Heheheheh!!!

:(

you’re so mean to me! >3<

you look like janice from the muppet show.

kenseiiiiii :(

Is not!

^3^

bite of 87 yourself sosuke

it means you're lying!!

kensei that's so cap.

the guy you were watching on youtube who said pouring bleach down your urethra was better for you than vaccines or whatever