happy manwhore monday

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♫ ♪ ⠀𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 , ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙞'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 .ᐟ

well. ‘s cozy. ( he isn’t planning on moving anytime soon, having gone almost entirely limp. ) what, ya scream into the carpet or somethin’? ain’t that what pillows are for?

badonkadonks

hey, ain’t my fault that i’m light. like a feather. ( all skin and bones and teeth. he drops his head so that his forehead rests against blanca’s shoulder, hums low and pleased. ) ya were right. this is better than just lyin’ on the floor.

fine, fine. just don’t complain when i knee ya in the stomach or somethin’. ( and with that he flops over, draping himself across her like a particularly obnoxious blanket. he’s even careful with his elbows and knees and other pointy joints! so considerate. )

hey! just for that i’m gonna make sure to poke ya with my sharp ol’ minecraft skeleton elbows.

what, not worried ‘bout me squishin’ ya or somethin’? sure. c’mere.

hypothetically how would ya feel ‘bout lyin’ facedown on the floor for a little bit

gwuh

#ooc hi i’m alive! deep in train musical hell right now. will try to do shinji stuff this weekend maybe

#ooc HE CAME HOME 🎉 🎉

#ooc if i dont get this shinji in bbs im gonna actually lose my mind

quiet ‘round here.

hmmm ... what 'bout yer favorite childhood memory?

there's no accountin' for taste, i guess.

huh. if ya say so. ( a little doubtful, but that can’t be helped. )

... really. that's where we're goin' with this? really ??

if ya say so.

hm … ( thinking hard. and then, with suitable gravitas — ) what’s yer favorite color ?

heh— what, yer serious? ya think i'm some sorta sweetheart or somethin'?

y'know what? sure! tell me 'bout yerself.

aw, don't push it. i ain't a nice guy.

eh. ya know enough. ( a shrug. it might not seem like much to her, but shinji isn't exactly a particularly forthcoming guy. )

oh, great. i'll have half of hueco mundo comin' for my skinny ass if ya start witherin'.

what — oh, nothin'. it ain't ya. just ... crazy, how much ya know 'bout me. ya should feel special! not everyone gets the privilege of knowin' all 'bout what makes me tick.

she's a reflection. that doesn't mean she's me. she's capable of havin' her own thoughts 'n opinions. 'sides. she doesn't hate ya. she's like this with just 'bout everyone.

oh, c'mon. y'know that ain't true.

yeah, yeah. ya could probably make me cry or somethin'. ( playing it off as a joke, except nobody's laughing. oh well. )

well, try someone else's talkin' sword. mine ain't real agreeable.

that's for me to know. really, though, lyric. i dunno why ya wanna talk to her. it ain't like she's gonna be honest with ya.

probably, yeah. ya know all sorts of dirt 'bout me.

she's speakin' right now. in my head. 'n she says i'm right.

THAT AIN'T THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT CALLIN' ME A SKELEWHORE AIN'T GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS.

SO I'M A DAY LATE. SO WHAT.

i show up every week to celebrate manwhore monday. is callin' me skelewhore supposed to hurt my feelings or somethin'?

uh-huh. well, how 'bout we let the guy who wields her have the final say?

what does that mean.

y'know, i don't think that's a real good idea.

have ya ever had a conversation with sakanade? nope? then quit bringin' her up!

#ooc can i admit that i had to look up rain clouds for that one

they call me nimbostratus, the way i'm makin' it pour.

where’s yer faith in me.

A “HEY, SHINJI, I MISSED SEEIN’ YA” WOULD BE NICE !

yup!