I have been a Lara Su Plus subscriber the past few months and I am ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT. Ken gives us such great deals, great comics, and I get to support him! It doesn't even matter that I couldn't actually subscribe and that the link sends me to a rickroll, that's how amazing the service is!

I will be supporting this with all my resources because Ken Penders is just SO OVERHATED! I don't know why everyone is being hypocritical by not liking him. Ken Penders art is good actually and y'all are just haters. What were you talking about again?

I've had ENOUGH! It's about time that we small creators that write hundreds of official comics and make millions of dollars strike BACK! That's why I'm suing every large creator in the entire multiverse! I should own the rights to everything they create! I had the idea for everything ever first!

I own everything! I own every Sonic comic, I own character rights, I own Lara-Su+ and the personal information of its subscribers, I even own YOU! Yes, YOU, reading this post! Muahahahaha!

Merry Christmas! Introducing KEN PENDERS' CHRISTMAS COLLECTION, featuring... a very special surprise gift-wrapped for you! Also buy KEN PENDERS' THANKSGIVING COLLECTION and KEN PENDERS' EASTER COLLECTION. Also, I will be finally admitting that I suck at drawing and writing! Stay tuned...

My art style is so excellent, it's strange no-one wants to copy it. Perhaps, they just respect me a lot. (Thanks for the promotion, r/fuckkenpenders! It helps grow my subscriber count!) Oh, and Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are canonically Lara-Su+ subscribers. I hear they like it a lot!

Lawsuit update: Thomas the Tank Engine dragged me out of the courtroom and hit me with a guide on how to draw (Rude!). Stay tuned for more important updates!

Knuckles Omnibus Vol. 1 is now available to non-Lara-Su+ subscribers for only $999.99! However, these versions will not include dust jackets, will include ads, and won't arrive until April 1, 2026. Buy it now at my website, kenpenders.com! (Also notice how nice my art is.)

Also, due to economic pressure, Lara-Su+ is now $19.99 a month or $219.99 a year. But you can save money by buying the Basic plan, which includes ads, no access to comics, and no free commissions for only $14.99 a month or $159.99 a year! Hey, it worked for Netflix!

KNUCKLES OMNIBUS IS RELEASING NOW FOR LARA-SU+ SUBSCRIBERS AT THE LOW PRICE OF $349.99. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! BUY IT TODAY OR YOU WILL BE INCLUDED AS A KNUCKLES RECOLOR WITH A CURSED FACE AND NO DEPTH.

If you buy Knuckles Omnibus Vol. 1 and are subscribed to Lara-Su+, you'll get THREE free matching dust jackets!* (Not just one, faker!) *Requires purchase of $79.99 Dust-Jacket+ Add-On, which enhances your Lara-Su+ experience with a special dust jacket theme!

Before I log off for tonight, I have a request for you. please love me and give me money because sega doesn't, they hate me, they hate my art, they're mean

I was intending on taking a break to work on my comics, but there's a lot of misinformation, so I must respond. My responses are down below. Also, the Lara-Su video game is delayed to 2027 because some asshole broke into my house and deleted the files. Haters keep hating, but I don't care!

After ironing out some (ahem) minor technical issues, I am pleased to announce that THE LARA-SU CHRONICLES: SHATTERED TOMORROWS is releasing in 2025! Stay tuned for a release date. It's still more news than what Silksong fans have gotten for 3 years!

What are you waiting for? Buy Lara-Su+ today! boulderbugle.com/nfS6XZko

I am pleased to announce that I'm suing Paramount over including Knuckles in Sonic 4. He's MY CHARACTER, NOT YOURS! My case against Sega for inducing hallucinations so people thought I misspelled Geoffrey got thrown out, sadly. More lawsuit updates coming soon, but only if you subscribe to Lara-Su+!

Before I log off for tonight, I have a request for you. please love me and give me money because sega doesn't, they hate me, they hate my art, they're mean

Been a while, huh? Sorry, just working on more Lara-Su+ benefits. (It's not vaporware, I PROMISE!!!) Now, you can buy an annual subscription for only $99.99 a year! And, Lara-Su+ members get exclusive rights to complain in my Bluesky comment section! But wait, THERE'S MORE?

I am pleased to announce additional benefits for Lara-Su+ subscribers! From now on, they are the only ones receiving lawsuit updates! And, Lara-Su+ subscribers will now have access to an ad-free archive of my Twitter account! Stay tuned, and buy Lara-Su+ TODAY!

I have to insert adult stuff into these comics to prove they're not "for kids!" Kids can't handle the mature topics like my very good art or complex characters! To any kids whose parents bought these, TELL THEM TO PAY ATTENTION TO AUTHORITATIVE SOURCES like my website!

Lawsuit update: I am currently writing out the legal filings against both Paramount and Sega. I tried to get help, but the lawyers just laughed at me? Oh, they'll see... If you're a TRUE fan, you would have been a Lara-Su+ subscriber and gotten the news on Thursday the 28th.

Happy Thanksgiving! I thank all of our loyal Lara-Su+ members for getting us this far. As thanks, Lara-Su+ members can now access early access of the Lara-Su video game, releasing 2026. And, I'm also handing out free Lara-Su merch to one lucky Lara-Su+ member! Thanks for helping support my work!

The one story I couldn't tell was Sally losing her life to Duo. Eggman may be fast, but Sally's missed Spanish lessons was faster on the draw in that regard.

I am pleased to announce Lara-Su+! For only $9.99 a month, Lara-Su+ members can access: - Comics, including the latest from Lara-Su, Archie & IDW (it's mine because I own the characters) - One free commission per year - Lawsuit updates 3 days early And more! Sign up today!

There is a fake of me around here that goes by @realkenpenders.bsky.social. Don't listen to them. It wasn't enough for Sega to steal my characters, they even stole me! Lawsuit updates coming soon.

The one story I couldn't tell was Erazor Djinn losing his virginity to Geoffery. Aladdin (er, sorry, Sonic) may be fast, but Geoferry was faster on the draw in that regard.

You will be pleased to know that I have already started the lawsuit against Paramount over Sonic 3. I have accused them of stealing my characters (such as Knuckles), defaming me over not crediting me, and their CEO having an ugly face. Updates coming soon!