Is there such a thing as 'Cats of BlueSky'? Because I figure there should be by now.

I swore you've played RDR2 @edsbs.bsky.social (am I right?) and I'm just finding out about this song D'Angelo did for the game...

YouTube and their short URL doesn't always work, so here's one of my favorite videos and the vocals are so good. Rest in peace, D'Angelo.

Imagine watching a video on YouTube and seeing this guy (@pablo.show) towards the end of it. I am curious what the NBA will do, if anything, about the Kawhi Leonard deal. Would they void his contract? It's gotta be harsher than the 5 first-round picks the T-Wolves lost back in the day, right?

Barely here for two days and he's acting like he owns the place.

@rwparis2.bsky.social Tried the Arby's steak nuggets. They were fine. Nothing to write home about. Would much rather have the real thing.

Walmart. Stagecoach Road, West Des Moines. It's October 12th. Again, way too fuckin' early for this shit.

@cigar-orc.us So I went through my Xbox purchases (as far back as 7y ago) to see what I'd bought. Almost everything is on Steam or Epic (I got Tiny Tina's Wonderlands on the latter for free) and if I can figure out how to export my GTA5 save from Xbox to PC then I will be happy. More later

The illustrious CDS (cat distribution system) got me today. Say hello to JD - short for Jermaine Dupri (that's the name they gave him at ARL here in Des Moines).

TIL that Iowa State had a 4th string kicker from Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh), the nearest town east of Ames

Car spotting! Shotgun Betty's in West Des Moines, IA near my apartment. Sick ride!

Found my name on YouTube in the credits for the 4th and final episode of Scorigami (hi @jonbois.bsky.social) which I finished watching last night. Maybe I should change my name on Patreon to something more recognizable. We'll see.

Holy shit, what a game.

I can't believe what I saw with the ending of Phillies / Dodgers. And I have seen numerous Saints seasons end in heartbreak thanks to the Vikings and Seahawks.

Been singing pieces of this one all day. Might have to knock this one out at karaoke.

Sent that baseball to Fontana

Some of the swag I got from RAYGUN earlier today. Fleur Drive is one of our main thoroughfares leading from the SW side of downtown all the way to / past the airport. Needed a new Progress Pride Iowa sticker, and that's a postcard of downtown Des Moines. Gonna send that to a friend.

Let me know when y'all have that warehouse sale again @raygunsite.com because I definitely need to get more t-shirts on the cheap and I'm a sucker for a bargain.

FUCK. Six dollars??

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

What a way to end week 5 of MNF. Bravo.

more stuff people throw out of their apartments - from last night if you have no patience for it, Karen (or whatever your name is), why the fuck did you buy it in the first place?

Never understood why so many fat queer people that I know squeezed into a tiny car like this. Alas, it will be no more.

h/t to @polygon.com for some clarification I guess I ain't gonna cancel what I got, but I may still ditch my console and double-down on the PC side of things because I GOTTA have that Forza Horizon 6 in my veins on the first day it drops lmao

Lost my dad 2 months before my 23rd birthday. That'll fuck with you especially when you'll outlive him.

Let me take a Lipitor and some Metformin, and I'll get back to you.

my ex-BF from Davenport, IA apparently liked it. (It was also his safe word.)

You know the saying? "If it sounds too good to be true ..." (gift article from the NYT) As a Des Moines resident, I am still trying to untangle the spiderweb that led to this.

the latest installment of Things My Neighbors Throw Out Before Trash Day yes, it's a computer - missing a PSU, storage and the CPU fan - and no telling if it even works. I'll have to dig into my spare hard drive stash at some point very soon and see if I can bring it back to life

You win the Internet for today. First Taysom Hill after the Saints win, now this...

with most musicians never coming anywhere near me, retiring or just dropping dead i've been focusing on stand-up comedy. already saw patton oswalt and christopher titus in town this year. bert kreischer and jeff dunham in december, george lopez in february. i did a thing the other night. yay.

YOUNG MONEY

I've never and will likely NEVER watch an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. I HAVE seen, however: Boys Don't Cry, Brokeback Mountain, But I'm A Cheerleader, To Wong Foo, Priscilla (Queen of the Desert) and The Birdcage. Oh, and Mommie Dearest. Oooh, bits and pieces of Pink Flamingos too...

this is like that Bill Cosby movie 'Leonard Part 6' where the first five were kept secret due to the interests of national security (at least that's what the movie says)

Had the kind of Saturday that required me to wash down my Raising Cane's and my Metformin with a can of Blue Moon beer.

@pupscreech.bsky.social I'm playing Borderlands 4 RIGHT NOW

Another one bites the dust.

Nightmare fuel. Welcome to October.

The fact that the Indiana Fever made it to the WNBA semifinals without Caitlin Clark, who hadn't played since June, is tremendous. Granted, we'll never know what might've happened if she'd been healthy. But it's a great season, win or lose.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

@effinbirds.com looks like I missed the $13 shirt sale even though it's still Monday here in Iowa. No worries. I'll be gettin' one from the site real soon.

$25 at Best Buy.

Did they taste like chicken?

Oh my diabeetus.

*Iowa has entered the chat*

may or may not make your news feed if you're not in Iowa, but... 😲

watching Kyler Murray reminds me of @terminalmontage.bsky.social and high-level Fox players in Smash Brothers (31 seconds in)

Already workin' on getting my hands on a copy.

hey @shadowkaiju.bsky.social @enigmacub.bsky.social @kogaeats.bsky.social @mangooo.bsky.social Hit me up on Discord sometime, m'kay? I'd LOVE to hear from you. 👋

As someone with a very good knowledge of where things are built (from previous jobs), I'd personally take the Nissan. I like how it looks, and I've been to both automotive assembly plants - Canton MS and Smyrna TN - so I kinda know a few things.