Who's toes do i have to suck to get some toes to suck on around here?

*Reading the obits* "Good" Was it the turtle? No. Was it.....him? You know.... No. Who was it? Not the one we expected, not the one we all hoped for....but good riddance all the same.

Car spotting at work again. This Subaru has the most fantastic chameleon paint job, the photo doesn't do it justice. It's so pretty in the sun

Not sure where Home Depot was going with this.

We made it to Friday. I don't have motivation or inspiration for a new Pic so here's a very old one. Enjoy. #FursuitFriday

We made it to Friday. I don't have motivation or inspiration for a new Pic so here's a very old one. Enjoy. #FursuitFriday

Hi @vancelion.bsky.social

More work spottings

Bumblebee house i pass by occasionally at work

"Sex is great and all but....have you tried this other thing?" No. I haven't tried either thing. I'll take your word for it

Snrk

Ayyo why am I being called out 🫠

Car spotting from work once again. That Corvette I've been seeing for weeks. Finally heard it running yesterday as a mechanic pulled it outside. She sounded spicy.

My Commission Sheet! Full commission info here: docs.google.com/document/d/1... I look forward to drawing for you!

Work has had me primarily driving one of two delivery vehicles. (We have 5 total) A newer Nissan Frontier. And a Ford Maverick hybrid. Haven't driven either before. I like them both but they are quite different and it messes me up going from one to the other. I'll post my thoughts on each below.

Oh, my first paycheck finally arrived in the mail. Now to just find time to cash it lol

I could never be full homo. Women are just so pleasant. So snuggable. Love my snuggle fellas too tho. I just wanna snug everybody

Mixed feelings about missing Anthrocon really. I haven't been terribly sad. Lot of my friends didn't go this year. Tho many did. Honestly as crowded and hot as it was, and they canceled the parade and block party. And my last trip there was a failure in several ways. I was ok missing out this time

Decisions Decisions..... (Imma eat em both, just not...at the same time)

Corvair spotting at work from the other day

I don't think I've ever in my life wondered what these two fellas smelled like or yearned to smell like them but....here we are. Thanks walmart

Heh

Today's adventure. The weasel took me out sight seeing and to my first time at an authentic Kansas city BBQ place. Had burnt ends sammich with Cajun seasoned fries. Was very tasty and I ended up very full

Happy fourth youtu.be/IunnJdDTY-w?...

Apparently when the upstairs smoke alarm died at 2:30 am it was a very loud death. Took a few hours to fall back asleep. Luckily I have the day off today. Thanks America

I'd hate to rain on anyone's parade but it's thunderstorming here so I'm guessing a bunch of parades got rained on

Parking pricks of Kansas. Me and roomie were backing into our parking spot this morning coming into work and watched this guy just, pull right in there crooked and take up two spaces and waddle into the store like that's something completely normal to do.

Felt better today. And the boss let us go home a half hour early. Paycheck not in the mail when I got home tho so still broke til Monday. Luckily I have a few groceries to hold me over til then.

I felt terrible most of the day. I hope I'm not getting sick. just...loss of appetite, stiff and sore everywhere. Walking out into the heat was causing me dizziness and my vision to turn white. I drink water all day. Hope it was the heat. Came home and flopped on couch and haven't moved since

Anything helps. I'm in a very dire situation and could use any bit of help one could spare - might be homeless after July. 😔 Thank you for your help.

Happy birthday dad. Wherever you are. I'm not sure what you believed the afterlife would be. But I hope you can go fishing there or something.

Some recent car spotting at work

How to spot me at Anthrocon. You won't.

Thanks for all the birthday love y'all. Was a day. Kinda steady busy before noon then things dropped off for the afternoon. Didn't die of heat stroke. Had a ham n cheese sammich and hog pockets fof lunch. Frozen pizza and oreo ice cream cake for dinner.

Anyway, there's no balloons here but I've achieved 44 revolutions around the sun today. Celebrating by heading to work to melt in the heatwave. Have a great day everybody and send over any tickles you may have.

If I could be serious for a moment. Happy Canada Day

instead of drawing several deer with tiny flags, this year i drew one deer several times with a big flag i did not think this one through anyway, happy pride!

Felt kinda bad. Pulled into work today and a car was in the lot, vw passat wagon. Level full of trash front to back. I was worried someone had abandoned it there. When I told my manager. He quietly informed me it's one of our new hires. Yikes lol

Was a busy day at work today and a hundred degrees. Really zapped all my energy. Supposed to be hot all week. Only a four day work week but it's gonna feel long.

Last day for me at 43. What tomorrow brings, we shall see.

Jursuit Head made from recycled jeans, currently being auctioned here: www.thedealersden.com/listing/jurs...

Buck fuccees

"Any plans this weekend?" I don't have money. Or a car. Amd I don't know anybody here. So...

Little things always amuse me. Yesterday one of my deliveries was to the Chevy dealer. Bag of lungnuts. For a Chevy Bolt. Nuts for a bolt. Heh. Parts counter guy said "you found my nuts!" "Yeah I saw em hanging there and I just had to grab em"

Ah the lead up to AC.... *crawls in a hole and hides until mid July*

Pride month is almost over! Drink up to get ready for wrath month!

Damn Zooble, you look like shit after that fallout adventure. #fursuitfriday 📸 @foxdaddy.bsky.social Get the belt buckle I'm wearing by registering as a sponsor at @tailsandtornadoes.org!

With my birthday coming up, reminder I wear a size large sweaty feet on my face. Or size large milf/dilf sitting on my face. (Other sizes are also fine) Thank you in advance.

In other news, I guess I get a three day weekend for the fourth so that'll be lovely. And I should be getting mh first paycheck next week also so....double lovely