Had pizza, everything is right with the universe

Sometimes I'm a little depressed about how many amazing artists there are who are around if not exactly my age. But then I kinda just remember how much happiness they give to people in ways I can't and that makes me happy again :3

I doubt anyone will but fun ideas.

My body is a machine that turns sleep into needing more sleep

Always remember: "Artificial intelligence" is just a fancy word for "genuine stupidity".

My favourite social hand grenade has to be asking someone whether or not the break pasta Cause if they say they do, everyone who doesn't will immediately swarm them like a swarm of angry bees

Started that kamen rider season where it's pokemon, magic the garhering, and a PUBG server gone rogue all at once featuring batman

Take five 5 hour energies to enter the forbidden hour of the day

www.twitch.tv/xiilagosa HERE WE FUCKING GO. LET'S EXPLORE TIME STRANGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was half and half on getting gunfire reborn Then I saw it has a turtle character I'm grabbing the game the second the paycheck comes in

Time for another spooky month where my country won't celebrate Halloween because they are COWARDS

Question Do you flip houses in house flipper

"We do fun food here!" I say as I shove a stick of dynamite in a plate of spaghetti

Reminiscing on the time tokusatsu said "i want to give the marshmallow man some fucking AURA"

Here's the full res of it thanks to @dghoulie.bsky.social

I'm gonna have a hot take here. Being cool with all genders is pretty based.

www.twitch.tv/xiilagosa HOLY FUCK TIME STRANGERS DEMO GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE WE'RE GONNA FUCKING EXPERIENCE PEAK

WHERE'S THE FOOD, I'M HUNGRY! ft @arcanine.eevee.center @vinniedakota.bsky.social

I like big butts and cannot lie. My brother likes small butts and cannot tell the truth. One door leads to an anaconda that is sprung. The other, to certain death.

Live footage of me dropping shadow labyrinth when silksong comes out in 2 hours

Topping the local dragon by grabbing their horns from behind and making bike noises

How i be looking at treats at the bakery knowing damn well the only regular food I've had all day is toast

:3

I need to be vibe checked by someone twice my size It would fix me i promise

Good morning to all the cool people in my phone 💙

I have no goddamn clue what super robot wars Y is but they're adding the zenkaizer and kamen rider w so imma get that thing expeditiously

I love ff14 cause in one moment you're laughing your ass off or just having fun, doing raids, rating eachothers fits, etc. And then you do the actual story, and now you gotta kill a giant rock man born from the despair of a small critter child seeing the corpses of its parents

Gf is getting chubbier

How much maple syrup can I chug before I literally start to feel my blood pumping through my veins

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weird late night thought: using your mod powers to remove someone from a discord voice chat and then joining it is literally the discord equivalent of carjacking

If you ever meet someone who doesn't know if they'd be into kamen rider, just tell them about that one movie where ex-aid and ghost fight a dude named Dr. Pacman with absolutely no other context

I need to be crushed, for mental health reasons

I wish I could sit on the oomfies

Man, PvZ2 really sucks :(

This is your randomly timed reminder that uktrakill has buttplug support. It vibrates when you die. Good luck :3