Last night at the white tablecloth restaurant they had a $30 burger. It looked very good. So I asked the server what cut of beef it was ground from. He didn’t understand what a cut was. So I said like what part of the cow. He was still baffled. I got the duck.

Tomorrow night I’m staying in a hotel that has received a Michelin Key. After over a week in hotels, my personal rating will be based entirely on the quality of toilet paper.

I’ve been looking for a hardcover copy of slaughterhouse five for about 8 years. Only interested in getting it at an actual bookstore. Crow Books in Burlington, VT is another strike out.

Taking a tour of the Ben & Jerry’s factory. There are SOOOO many cow puns.

A picture of two couples that agree on literally one thing

Maine Blueberry pancake day, Lobster night, wedding on a cliff we climbed down to, hike with 750’ elevation change in .6 miles, travel day… you ever been, like, really physically tired?

Got married

Dinner spot tonight. CC: @gamecockcolonel.bsky.social

I’m about to have a wagyu burger topped with fresh Maine lobster. L I V I N

I am currently living free or dying. Not sure. But on my way to lunch in Ogunquit. Say it out loud. It’s fun.

I’m in New England

I’m now in my fifth state of the day

Leaving the Electric City on the way to Pizza City, CT.

A lot of people saying they lost respect for Hugh Freeze because he didn’t light into the refs in the post game, personally I lost respect for him when I learned he used to peep on middle school girls while they changed clothes.

Legit the worst music performance I’ve ever seen on SNL

If Auburn somehow pulls this off I will get texts from multiple people who “just had a feeling” they could do it and it will be so hard for me to be polite about their “feeling”

I can’t take mid-season “rivalry” games seriously

Sometimes it blows my mind how hard people work to make things more difficult

I see an oped headline like this and I think yeah how are you just getting that, and also don’t forget 2 & 3 Vought and JD

As a migraine sufferer since 4th grade my blood is roughly 17% acetaminophen. There’s just no way RFKjr’s newest claims about it are correct.

The Alabama Solution comes out tomorrow and I’m sure it will make the state look great and I’m even more sure the powers that be will take full responsibility for what it shows

Fiancé heading to the 4th dress fitting where the seamstress keeps saying she’s fixing things but I’ve been told is actually slowly making it worse and worse. I feel a (well deserved) maximum Karen event brewing.

Sometimes to win a game you really have to dig deep

Trevor Lawrence picking his nose on the sideline dot gif

Kelce really bringing the lumber on that TD

Dave Portnoy admitting he has a tiny dick without realizing he’s telling everyone he has a tiny dick www.usmagazine.com/entertainmen...

What the fuck is up with the Blue Jays’ bats the last two days. Fucking shit.

It must be nice to beat Diego Pavia and Johnny Manziel at the same time

Trent Dilfer has a face that’s just begging to be punched

My god. It’s so good. Once it hits your lips, it’s so good. Ashley Mac’s pimento cheese blt burger

The first people driving cross country to our wedding in Maine have left. The adventure is finally beginning.

The Birmingham Breadworks garlic sourdough has breadmatized me against all other breads

Taylor wrote an, “I like my fiancé’s dick” song and I’m excited to see the pearl clutchers react

I hosted Taylor Swift trivia and now I’m listening to music after bedtime. This Thursday is lit.

Nothing in sports is more fun than a Georgia loss

UGA bro lucky it wasn’t targeting. He dropped the helmet at the end of the dive.

I wonder what Georgia needs to do on 3rd down

It’s crazy that the light up wristbands haven’t been a standard thing for sec night games for years

Is there any sports commentator thing weirder than non-southern commentators referring to Auburn as “War Eagle?”

Watching Alien Earth and it seems like in this Alien/Blade Runner universe there are no countries, just 5 giant mega-corporations that own the planet and it’s seems like maybe Ridley Scott started predicting the future a long time ago. Minus the aliens and flying cars. Just give us a flying car.

Saudi Arabia about to own Madden and NCAA Football. I guess this is the last year to buy those.

People from Alabama might have too much affection for Forrest Gump memes

I bet ABC threatened to pull the football from Sinclair stations 😂

Swiftly go to a special Thursday night trivia!

Question for the lawyers… how much can Tylenol (Kenvue) sue the government for? Seems like a massive hit to the company orchestrated by the government with zero actual proof. Please say a trillion dollars. It seems like a trillion dollars.

Chili’s is phasing out the popular skillet queso appetizer because it’s also a popular source of dysentery

The Alabama Visitors Center on I-20W just after leaving Georgia is closed for renovation. But they put the closed sign over the words Visitors Center. So it reads: Alabama Closed For Renovation And I feel that in my bones

Jess Sims did something really cool but ESPN effed up the camera angles. Par for the course for Disney this week.

Every single day I see someone fellating Charlie Kirk in a new way and it absolutely blows my mind

The problem is that Schumer is a weak, ineffectual, coward. I didn’t always agree with her, but I believe Nancy Pelosi would be torching the GOP if she was still running the show.