Nice little table 😁❤️💙🦅 #CPFC

I love that this title means more to him than any other. I never liked him in the early days but watching his battles, determination & the way he’s learned to respect the sport & his competitors has won me round. Congratulations Marc Marquez, you deserve this one most of all. #MotoGP #JapaneseGP

Thinking Marc Guehi didn’t go to Liverpool because he wants to win the title this year… #CPFC

Had a little peep at the old platform that I never use anymore just to watch Liverpool fans implode and spotted this by @evilsashpioneer… It’s a Crystal Palace sandwich! #CPFC #CRYLIV #LFC

THERE’S A NEW EDDIE THE EAGLE AND HE’S WEARING RED AND BLUE!! We deserved that. Should have put it to bed in the first half but hey, who cares? What a win!! Kamada man of the match for me. Epic performance from Daichi. #CPFC #CRYLIV

Man I wish I was a Selhurst. Atmosphere sounds incredible. LFC have turned up the heat in the second half and I’m bricking it slightly but we’re defending like lions. Brilliant stuff! #CPFC #CRYLIV

GET IN!! 🦅❤️💙 #CPFC #CRYLIV

5 texts this morning from Liverpool fan friends being snarky about the match. It means they’re worried. I hope we live up to our growing reputation. COME ON PALACE! LET’S DO IT AGAIN! #CPFC #CRYLIV

As a lifelong Crystal Palace fan I am hardwired to despise all things Brighton. Therefore I urge you not to watch this dreadful video. I am posting the link to warn you that you definitely should not click on it. Not even once. Because Brighton. #TogetherAgainstSuicide youtube.com/watch?v=sQUt...

As a Williams man since the early 90’s today is a great day. Well done Carlos! #F1 #BakuGP

16 unbeaten 4th in the PL COME ON PALACE!!! 🦅❤️💙 #CPFC

I’m taking the credit for waking them up…

Palace look tired. And that’s seriously worrying this early in the season. There could be 50 matches left to play if we do well in the cup comps. Small squad problem? #CPFC #WHUCRY

Yeah scratch that 🙄

I love this top 3

Plan: Watch F1 quali Pop to the shop for snacks Watch Palace squash West Ham Baku: hold my beer, I’ve got a load of flags to wave. That’ll be no snacks for the footie then. #F1 #BakuGP #CPFC

Aaaaaand championship back on! #F1 #BakuGP #Qualifying

The list of drivers who have hit the wall in Qualifying bears a remarkable resemblance to the list of drivers in my GridRival fantasy F1 team. 🙄 #F1 #BakuGP #Qualifying

#F1 Bingo Ferrari: ‘We are checking’ ✅

This face 😂 #CPFC

Thank fuck for that. #CRYMIL #CPFC

Benitez has been good tonight. I’m holding on to that #CRYMIL #CPFC

Phew! At last. Not entirely sure we deserve that. #CRYMIL #CPFC

WTF is Esse doing? #CRYMIL #CPFC

Bring on half time. Palace need a Glasner firework up their collective arses. #CRYMIL #CPFC

I don’t miss English commentary! I live in Sweden and get Swedish commentary for all PL and FACup matches but tonight it’s English. I don’t know who it is but there’s definitely a Millwall bias and it’s pissing me off. #CRYMIL #CPFC

Millwall are trying to hurry the Palace back line. They’re going to burn themselves out if they keep this up though. #CRYMIL #CPFC

Has anyone double checked that Millwall know it’s football tomorrow and not Kung Fu? #CPFC

Fucksake. That’s a scoreline that doesn’t do justice to the match. Sunderland can thank their goalkeeper for saving a couple of points there. Plus points: Pino and Uche both look like they slot nicely into the team. Palace still look like a winning team. #15unbeaten #CRYSUN #CPFC

Love little dink cross from Uche. Can’t believe Palace aren’t winning this. #CRYSUN #CPFC

11 v 12 hardly seems fair! #ref #CRYSUN #CPFC

Pinooooodammit! #CRYSUN #CPFC

Alex Marquez is a different rider this season. He might have come off worst in the opening lap of the sprint with Marc and Bez ahead but he was skillful and level-headed enough to stay upright and in touch. Excellent riding. #MotoGP #SanMarinoGP

Yes Marc Guéhi!! He’s turned into a goal machine all of a sudden. One for Palace last week and now one for England. Surprised no one bought him… #SRBENG #CPFC

Oh this is MUCH better! #SRBENG

Well this is a nice lively start 👍🏼 #SRBENG

Well MacLaren made a right royal fuck up of the end of that race didn’t they?! #F1 #ItalianGP

Bugger 😫 I understand why but still… #CPFC

Has George Russell played a blinder by not panicking and waiting for the Max stuff to blow over? He’s in the driving seat now in his contact negotiations and stoked by Toto’s flirtation with Max he’s probably in the mood to play hardball. Good luck to him, I say. #F1

Mateta’s enthusiasm is infectious. Just watching him going round congratulating everyone makes me smile. It looks like you have to brace yourself for a JP hug! Is he Captain material once the armband moves on? #CPFC

3 for Palace but I’m not sure we’ll see a better one this season than that beautiful strike by Marc Guéhi. If it’s his final Palace game then it’s lovely way to bow out. #CPFC #AVLCRY

Isack Hadjar take a bow. Thoroughly deserved. #F1 #DutchGP

I’m watching my fantasy team disintegrate before my eyes. 😩 #F1 #DutchGP

HB OG 🥳 #CPFC

Pino looks like a good deal to my unprofessional eye. BBC says £69m release clause but Palace paid £26m because of less than 2 years left on his contract. Thoughts? #CPFC #PremierLeague

Are they going to fight over who is number 2? #F1 #Cadillac

Liverpool don’t deserve the win tonight. #NEWLIV

NFO is kind of the noise you make when you snort a laugh and say no at the same time. Like, do Nottingham Forest deserve to be in the Europa League? NFO! #CRYNFO #CPFC

Harsh on Bastianini I would say. The slo-mo of Quartararo mashing the back of EB’s bike is insane. How he stayed on at all is a miracle. No way the bike goes through that without serious damage. Feel for Zarco too though. #MotoGP #HungarianGP

Wow! VAR just got something right! #MCITOT