Fucksake Chelsea are shit

Bring on the big guns #CPFC

I have no problem with Spurs going down but I desperately want them to win today! #TOTBHA #CPFC

This might be the worst ref I’ve ever seen! #FIOCRY #CPFC

Penalty my arse #FIOCRY #CPFC

And nearly another! Bloody brilliant! #FIOCRY #CPFC

The man just can’t stop! #Sarr 💙❤️ #FIOCRY #CPFC

Don’t think I’ve said anything nice about JP all year, so here’s a nice picture of him. Thanks big man - great game today. #CPFC

This ⬇️ He was superb today 👌🏼

We’re going to finish 12th again aren’t we? 😂 12th again who gives a fuck? We won the Conference League! …just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I’ll take it though #CPFC

COME THE FUCK ON!! #CRYNEW #CPFC

Come on let’s win it now #CRYNEW #CPFC

BOOOOOM!! About time too! Brilliant from Ty #CRYNEW #CPFC

Fuck me this ref is appalling #CRYNEW #CPFC

Watched my 11yr old daughter score her first this season in a 4-7 loss this morning. Can I watch that again instead please? #CRYNEW #CPFC

Palace are back! Excellent performance. Every man on the pitch has worked hard, played well and made an impact. Haven’t enjoyed a match this much for months! #CPFC #CRYFIO

Held off saying how good we look because we always concede when I do that. 2-0 You’re welcome 😁 #CRYFIO #CPFC

BOOOOOOM!!! We have lift off 💙❤️ #CRYFIO #CPFC

As a Brit with a vote there can be only one choice right? #Green

Yesterday I picked my wife up from hospital, minus her appendix. She’s been diagnosed, medicated, transferred and operated on all by wonderful, caring staff (many of them immigrants) all within 24 hours. Amazing care by amazing people! #Sweden #Halland

Well England fucking deserve that - all that stupid fannying about at the back 🙄 #ENGJPN

That’s Roy out of the picture then 😅 #CPFC

When asked why he didn’t think @zackpolanski.bsky.social could be Prime Minister, Campbell replied that Polanski has no idea about foreign policy. I’m 100% certain that Zack would make a better fist of it than Donald Trump!

Barely saw a glimpse of the Aprilias but look who’s back on a step! The 2024 Champ is up with the front runners again. Brilliant from DiGia and Marquez too. Really could be a proper battle this season and I’m totally here for it. #BrazilGP #MotoGP #Sprint

This could not look more like British road works if it tried - one guy working while the the rest stand around and watch. #BrazilGP #MotoGP

Media lying has got out of hand. Now they’re saying Chuck Norris has died which, as everyone knows, is an impossibility. I think what’s happened is Death has levelled up and finally advanced to Chuck Norris level. RIP big fella. Chuck Norris jokes will live forever!

Palace are in the quarter finals for a European tournament - bonkers! #CPFC

Big up all you travelling Palace fans. Sung your hearts out all match. 👌🏼 #ALACRY #CPFC

Well thank the lord that’s over! #ALACRY #CPFC

The ref is going to need an armed escort out of there. #ALACRY #CPFC

I’ve got no commentary so I honestly have no fucking clue what’s going on now. #ALACRY #CPFC

Soooo how’s our form against 10 men been recently…? 😬 #ALACRY #CPFC

That’s twice the ref hasn’t fallen for Larnaca dive - I’m quite impressed! #ALACRY #CPFC

Much better from Palace. Look like they want to win! I reckon all that low block talk was just a plan to fool Larnaca and now we’re going to score 6… 🤣 Fuck me that whistling is irritating #ALACRY #CPFC

In other words, he’s not afraid to sacrifice thousands of young lives as canon-fodder by sending them to fight in unfamiliar territory. After the disasters of Vietnam and Afghanistan, perhaps he’s working on the tried and tested theory of ‘third time lucky’. #OrangeMussolini

Horrible to watch. 50+ minutes against 10 man Leeds and nothing to show for it. So frustrating. #CPFC #CRYLEE

I picked an excellent week to play my ‘no negative points’ wild card 😅 #ChineseGP #F1

This Ferrari duel is absolutely brilliant. Anyone who wants DRS back is absolutely nuts!! #ChineseGP #F1

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Honestly wish I hadn’t bothered watching. What a waste of fucking time. #CRYALA #CPFC

£35 fucking million he cost us 😡 #CPFC

These two are absolutely brilliant!

F1 fantasy team locked in. Grid Rival team locked in. BRING.IT.ON. #F1

This should not be offside. In a photo finish in a 100m sprint, where athletes are measured to the 1000th of a second, Sarr has not crossed that line because it’s measured at the torso. #VAR is wrecking the game by discounting perfectly judged runs and passes. Offside by a nose? Bollocks! #CPFC

Hope Muñoz is ok. He’s huge for us. #CPFC

Cracking first half; ropey second half. But hey, I’ll take it? When was the last time we beat Spurs away? If we have I don’t remember it. #TOTCRY #CPFC

SUPERB GOAL!!! Saaaaarr will tear you apart… 💙❤️💙❤️ #TOTCRY #CPFC

I’m loving this more direct up the middle approach - some wicked passing tonight. Guessand is absolutely brilliant. We HAVE to keep him! #TOTCRY #CPFF

Balance restored. I predict Spurs finishing with 9 men. #TOTCRY #CPFC

I FUCKING HATE VAR That should never be offside. Absolute dead level. Utterly ridiculous. #CPFC