Closed captioning just read Tenerife as Tenner Reef. Seems like a good affordable place to explore.

One thing I’ve learned is that when you’re staying at a hotel, never tell two people how much you paid. You will get mocked.

Two men speaking Gaelic, closed captioned as “speaking foreign language”. Wars have started for less

From the gifted imagination of Louis Wain is ‘Cat’s Nightmare,’ circa 1890-1907

Listen. Unless you’re holding a protest with the aims of abolishing the monarchy in Canada, these No Kings rallies in Canada are embarrassing. We don’t need to get involved.

The Radio Lochdubh episode was a masterpiece. A pirate radio station started up and in short order all the townsfolk got super into reading philosophical works.

Having an Irn Bru and watching Hamish MacBeth.

The Grant Arms on Argyle Street in Glasgow. Constructed in the early 1800s (but greatly altered by James Craigie in 1908), it's one of only two buildings left standing from the lost village of Grahamston, which largely disappeared when Central Station was built. #glasgow #centralstation

Today’s the day the NDP shoot themselves in the foot again probably.

Thinking about becoming a henchman

Did my taxes. I owe ten bucks.

I will cheer for any baseball team in a city I used to live in. Except the Cubs and Yankees.

My greatest creation was a pretty accurate Lego Chicago skyline. I was 9. I peaked really young.

Two days in a row I saw some chud in a giant pickup get impatient at someone driving the speed limit so they swerve around and unload a giant cloud of black smoke on them. And man. That should be a summary execution.

Just a heads up, there's a Ray Stevens song floating around. It's as dumb as you'd expect but it's also confusingly catchy so if you're brave enough to listen be warned it might get stuck in your head.

He definitely clicked on a link titled Wildest MMA Moves.

Where I’m spending this Thursday afternoon

I enjoy unsettling piano music. The John Zorn Bagatelle albums are fantastic for this.

Having the day off work would be more awesome if it didn’t involve an appointment downtown and the hassle of figuring out where to park because every lot is owned by a different company and they’re all pay by app only.

Someone cleared my driveway for me. That’s weird. It’s never happened before and my next door neighbour has no idea who it was.

I don’t know why the Global Calgary people talk so weird. Like they’re trying to not wake someone up.

Explaining to a coworker that in Halifax there was an evening paper along with 2 dailies up to around 2003. Granted that evening paper was basically the same as one of the dailies just with a different name.

"we've given them all sneakers, so it's not technically boots on the ground"

could this work?

I'm probably at the point in my life (outside of childhood) where I carry around the fewest number of keys.

Big fluffy snowflakes in March revealing a despair in me borne of too many months of this.

Due to the fire on Union Street, the old carriage entrance has been opened up to provide an alternative way into Central Station in Glasgow. This gives a chance to see some of the massive girders which support the station's main concourse. Cont./ #glasgow #architecture #centralstation

I’m still a little shook that Structube sells like normal furniture and not tube shaped furniture

He finally called and refused to tell me how much my heart was worth

waiting for a phone call and idly scooting around Montreal on google maps street view as one does

I took one of those career aptitude tests in high school and the number one with a bullet suggestion given to me was tugboat captain. I went to high school in Tempe, AZ I'm glad, I guess, it didn't suggest tugboat assistant. There was at least some upward mobility in the suggestion.

Awaiting a call from a cardiologist. I’m getting it appraised.

we have a ___ days since someone shook their baby in our store sign. It got up to 2, I see last night it reset back to zero. I'm getting really close to confiscating babies here.

I don't think I've ever had a truly bad sandwich. I've had several kinda disappointing ones. None truly bad. I've also always been picky. I won't eat just any ole sandwich. I wanna know what's in it. Even in that knowledge if it arrives and looks dodgy I won't eat it.

Something I idly ponder a lot is what about the name Dragons Den did the American producers find problematic so that they had to take an existing franchise and give it a new name.

walked by many times never went in.

I’m glad A&W seems to have ditched their long term pitch man but man it seems clear someone attended a seminar entitled “how to sell to Gen Z”

I wonder if the chicken man had any inkling he was about to be blown up.

Don’t hear much about bath salts these days.

Jeez you set up a few listening stations near embassies and suddenly your behaviour is deemed suspicious.

Somehow a spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of communism

Music peaked with this song. youtu.be/_I1_5mSXinQ?...

Probably reading too much into it but I noticed that the general theme for all the Jayman Homes commercials are about how miserable they make the people who bought from someone else. As with all hardcore right wingers these days, the only objective is to annoy the people you see as others.

Probably PEI to Key West. Bonus points in that I did the entire round trip on expired plates. And got stopped by a cop who was convinced PEI was a Caribbean island and I should have some kind of permit to drive in the US.

I once won a prize for being the second funniest person in my company. It was a caption this sorta thing and I made the mistake of going a little too high concept. The winner took the low hanging fruit and, man, there's a lesson in all of this.

Top 5 truck stops for a solid meal Blackfoot Diner - Calgary Husky House - Regina Route 74 - Glasgow Salisbury Big Stop- New Brunswick Can Am - Whitewood, SK

The lore is that there was a big snowstorm in Polk County on this day 50 some years ago and my dad drove my mom to the hospital to give birth to me on a tractor. I choose to believe this but am also aware that my family loved to tell stories of dubious factual quality.

Headed out later for a fancy birthday meal at…..a triple O in a gas station.

Look can we just get Wab Kinew to run, like...all the provinces plz

I haven’t flown anywhere since I quit smoking and man, I’m sure the whole experience is much easier. I used to fly a lot and the Herculean efforts I’d make to try and sneak in a smoke during a layover