Words of truth from my favorite building

Scotiabank commercial just said the average person makes 6 friends a year. That's too many friends.

The thing I most resent about having lived in Vancouver is being able to recognize the city in TV shows filmed there. This happens to a lesser extent with Toronto as well

BBC needs to really ditch this network as a US media partner and fast.

Might go to Calgary, book a hotel and take some really long showers.

I keep battling to come to terms with the idea thst I may never see my hometown again

At a mall where the busiest place is the blood testing lab

Switching over from Logic Pro to Ableton. I like it but it's gonna take awhile for it to become as second nature to me.

I dunno, M*A*S*H is pretty hard to top

It's Taiga o'clock somewhere

I tripped over a lamp with a glass base, a giant shard of glass sliced off a finger

Oh hi

Can confirm. That song was all over the radio the summer before I started 4th grade. Somehow ended up with a masters degree in jazz studies and a closet full of saxophones.

I'm not sure all of this is very good for us.

Canadian Tire has too much stuff in it.

TV standards really have gone down Private Eye

This guy has been following me around the house squawking at me every few seconds. Clearly he has a story to tell.

It's like some of the graphic designers on bootleg recordings didn't even care

Bob Dylan. I was going to leave your sunglasses by the railroad tracks but there was a weird bird there.

Are you dating a Mark? Then these posts are for you.

Loveable meathead

sure, underestimate Edmonton at your peril. We have a butterdome.

He'll stand like this for an alarmingly long time

Back to work tomorrow

I wish I had been a bit more imaginative in my wardrobe choices from age 13 to about 25 but I got kinda hung up on the idea that it was VERY important to all who see me know what bands I currently like.

A recurring theme in my life is seeing a band name and assuming they're a ska band then cutting them a wide berth. Years later I would discover they're not a ska band and are actually kinda good. TIL Smoking Popes aren't a ska band.

One of my favorite videos. Wonder what they're cooking youtu.be/RQciegmLPAo?...

Just found it'll be another week and a half til I find out if my car is gonna be repaired or written off after getting rear ended on the 16th. One day I'll find it funny that the guy tried to bribe me with 20 bucks to lie as to who was driving

Wait. Katy Perry and Trudeau are dating now? That somehow tracks. Wonder if she's trying for Canadian citizenship?

Edmonton. Why are you so unhinged this week?

Spoiler. People did not oblige my wish.

It'd be really swell if the general public could behave like humans today.

Driving through the river valley this morning and enjoying how vibrant and green everything is, then thinking "in a couple of months this will all be dead and lifeless"

I think it's a shame they delay baseball games to rain. It'd be more fun watching them run around in the mud.

Kajagoogoo>Labubu

I think John Hamm's best role is the Skip the Dishes guy

I had a large collection of A to Z maps but left them behind in Scotland. I kinda regret not keeping a few. Now idly thinking about ordering some.

I'm pretty sure there's just a bunch of new weather words that come up every year and we all collectively just pretend to have heard of it before.

I cottoned on to a principle early in my working career. If you are genuinely nice and can make your bosses laugh you can actually get away with a lot and your job security grows. The only time I was ever let go, my boss had absolutely no sense of humour. I should've seen that as a red flag.

I think we'd probably all be fine if we didn't have toenails.

Where are all the Choral punk bands anyways?

"treats are for closers" I calmly explain to my cats.

Cherries, the candy of the trees

I was listening to the Long Winters earlier now I want some beans.

Hall of Fame Name. 10/10

“Hortense” can hardly expect us to advise her respecting “the quickest and cheapest way to become an actress.” We cannot advise any girl to take up a career so full of temptation, struggles and anxieties. Be content to choose some less dangerous career.