I'm glad I didn't watch that Rugby game. Not because the godless English won but because I literally don't know the first thing about Rugby.

Like I'm glad Jimmy Kimmel is back and all but did they have to put that Jimmy Kimmel album on everyone's phone?

The ability to edit posts. Not mine but other people's posts. Oh and only I can do it. I promise to be responsible Teeheehee

I don't know why I've ever wasted money on cat toys. All I needed to do was release a fly into the house

Either I'm suffering a mental break or one of my cats has learned how to say my name. 3 times in a row.

I blame Save On Foods for the fact I've had The Heat is On stuck in my head for weeks.

A few decades ago I ripped most of my 1K plus vinyl collection to mp3 and FLAC then sold all the vinyl. It was getting too expensive to move that stuff around the country and abroad. I spent months meticulously naming each file in a universal format. Then I neglected to back any of it up.

I'd probably be pretty shocked if I knew exactly the amount of time in the last 25 years I've spent online verifying whether a band has "The" at the beginning or not.

The morning commute soundtrack started with Marine Girls and ended up into Everything But The Girl. 10/10 would do again.

I've got a fuck ton of Mork and Mindy on my PVR. Don't tell me I don't know how to live.

I was kinda looking forward to the post-rapture orgy

Informed my 67 year old very catholic coworker about the rapture happening possibly at 3pm. "oh no. That's when I wanted to have my lunch break, I've got a good sandwich"

Canadian Rapture was last month

It's a good thing companies and governments are going full steam ahead on AI so we can continue to be fed gems like this.

There's too many czars and not enough tsars

Seems ludicrous that nobody appears to have ever made a porno called Corner Ass

Almost spit my coffee out my nose at the local Edmonton news anchor confidently trying to pronounce Mirimichi

Trying out the 3 month free trial of xm.

A 3 year custodial sentence sounds like they'll make you be a janitor for 3 years

Da fuq is the point of having a Charter of Rights and Freedoms if some dickhead from High River can just overrule it?

Can confirm. That song was all over the radio the summer before I started 4th grade. Somehow ended up with a masters degree in jazz studies and a closet full of saxophones.

At least every other month I wake up with the desire to listen to Who Can It Be Now? I never regret doing it.

A few years ago I set out to teach myself the lead parts in Sultans of Swing, I got about a quarter way through and gave up cause you know I actually like a little mystery and wonder in my life sometimes.

Jesus christ, America. Just gonna intermittently post this and it will probably be super timely.

Trying to lose some weight. I suppose it'll be healthier but I've got a whole closet full of clothes now slightly too small for me. I can't justify replacing all of it.

Bleakest was mercifully short. On a media junket to Vancouver I returned to my hotel blind drunk decided to verify my flight was at 6pm. Horrified to learn it was 6am it was 3am. Took cab to airport, slept for a bit on a bench. Got on plane, reeking of booze, for a short flight to Calgary...

Future headline: Bob Vylan show at a flat in Middlesbrough cancelled after controversial comments about the decor.

If I'm honest with myself it's A and not even really a tough choice.

Battle doomscrolling by sharing 5 small pleasures in life: 1. A purring kitty massaging your leg 2. Maynards Wine Gums 3. Flat wound guitar strings 4. First sweater day of autumn 5. An analog monosynth with a growl

It's laudable to be a history buff but there is a line to cross when your in depth knowledge of Nazi Germany starts sounding a bit sus.

Monday in the neighbourhood with the Fuji x half

Finally getting around to watching law and order UK. Weird seeing Danny Baldwin as a cop.

That was me having a one man dance party to Madonna in a red Mazda driving across Edmonton

Bailing on the mayor debate to eat some brilliant Turkish food.

Watching the mayor debate and man Omar Mohammad sounds like he did 3 lines of coke before the debate. Michael Walters and Andrew Knack seem to be doing fine and sounding sane. Tim Cartmel looks exhausted and Rahim Jaffer is being a dick.

Did global lay off all their sound techs?

Omar Mohammad is a little unhinged eh?

was he visited by three spirits www.linkedin.com/posts/jon-sh...

Because I've grown weary of the daily drama from the US, I've muted most American accounts, no offense, it's just too much and it's not my fight. Also muted Canadian accounts who seem to be thriving on the American drama. This shit isn't healthy for us Canada.

I'm not sure all of this is very good for us.

Just finished watching a short doc on Sinclair computers and man I forgot how much time I spent with these two manuals as a young teenager. My family were shocked when this bright computer and electronics obsessed kid sold it all to buy a guitar, amp and a car.

I'm not Scottish but I have scotted

Not strictly speaking a song but Variations for Piano, Op 27: Sehr mäßig by Anton Webern. Ideally the Glenn Gould recording.

Surprisingly my new car has actually arrived at the dealership almost a month late. I pick it up tomorrow

I've done a lot of things but I don't think I've ever been honky tonkin'

Watching the Mork and Mindy pilot. Making good use of my time.

I have one more day to wear a fuck ton of white stuff cause I'm classy like that.

The air has taken a turn here.

Replacing the steps on my front porch. Has only involved 4 trips to Home Depot. I'm getting good at this.