Is there a German word for when you’re getting a haircut and realise that it’s not going to be what you want but it’s too late and you feel like you have to pretend it looks great even though you hate what they’ve done?

Come back again and wake me up at about half past May.

First swim in SF and the water was surprisingly warm

Who wants to come for a ride?

Got my PhD results back yesterday and it got the top marks possible!!

The mental health boost I got when I turned off being able to see who had viewed me on Grindr and then chosen not to respond 💯

Morning bloomfs, I’m officially a SF Bay Area Gay now

I think somehow the weights got heavier in the two months I didn’t use them…

Guy followed me on insta and the two pics he likes are me with my ex and with my former bestie who was super shitty to me… 😭😭😭

Is this too steamy to post on here?

• name: maso • pronouns: he/him • height: 5’8” • sexuality: gayyyyy • sign: aries • piercings: nope • tattoos: n/a • fav color: orange! • fav drink: iced chocolate (I think it’s been like 2 years since I’ve had one tho I better change that) • fav animal: 🦉 • MBTI: these are a scam 💕

Me with my hand on my favourite knob

Very sad they no longer sell MINI Coopers in manual. I miss driving my old one so much and wanna get a new one but worried it won’t be nearly so fun

The genius of Miles Davis was not fully appreciated outside of the US because of the metric system

Don’t really know how this works for a non Eurocentric map because I’ve been to the US/EU/Asia and live in Australia but I can do the north and south… Furthest I’ve been: N: Senja, Norway S: Invercargill, NZ

Very strange to be in my home town but without my family here tbh. Idk what to do with myself haha

Made it back to NZ and got to enjoy a 1am CookieTime as soon as I got home 😋

1 year ago I decided to go swimming on the island of Senja in the arctic circle in Norway

Really wish this app remembered scroll position :(

Now that I’m through the PhD and wedding planning, I really wanna spend some time catching up on editing photos. Probably have like 100,000 pics to edit from the last couple years…

Crashed at 9pm, woke at 12am h word 😭

Lying on top of him while he traces his fingers across my back >>>>>>>>

My brain is too gay, I always read this as the bank wanting to get dragged

I have so much homework (reels from my husband I ignored while finishing my PhD) to catch up on 😫

This past week has killed me. It’s 7:40pm and I’m counting down the minutes till I can climb into bed and sleep

Last week I submitted my PhD and got married, I wonder what major life events await me this week

Is there anyway to tell if someone can no longer dm after the weekend?

Guess who submitted 96k words of PhD thesis in the early hours of this morning?

Who’s up, oomfies?

I wish I could find a version of “The Man I Love” sung by a man. I remember there was a version in the US Queer as Folk and it was so nice to hear/see

Logging onto bluesky to see what all my hot oomfs have been doing while I was busy writing 🫣

Final week of my PhD and probably need to write 1-2k words a day plus do lots of editing. Pray for me and send motivation!!

Writing is a struggle today but I only have 9 more days of phd left (including this one) so imma have to figure out how to keep going. Hit 88888 words last night!

Being away from my man and spending all my time working on my thesis has me far too feral rn :(

Repost with you in nature

Opening this app while I was on a break from work was a bad idea

Deleting the scary message on your end so you can’t see if he’s opened it and ignored it

Ok but I think the worst part about me flying back to winter is that the sun sets 4 hours earlier than it did on Friday :(

Reunited with my favourite possessions (well, maybe apart from my motorbike). Apologies to the neighbours 🫣

I miss this mirror tbh

Trying to take a day off today because I haven’t had one in ages and I’m super burned out but also failing to stop myself from trying to be productive on non PhD things because there’s so much to do rip

PhD is due in 5 weeks and I have so much more to do and am already so burned out. The next month is going to be hell but I’m so keen to be done

Scorched almonds are so fucking good

My cis het guy friend asked what the gay equivalent of “drowning in pussy it”. Suggestions pls gays of 🦋

Woke up at 2:30am and can’t sleep rip

One of my favourite bands, Holy Holy, is breaking up and I’m kinda gutted. At least they’ve announced it by releasing new music but 😭

My man made brownies yesterday and it’s taking a lot of self control to not wolf them all down rn

Bluesky is always so dead at this hour :(

Overhead someone say that they “hunt” and bring home “prey” for them and their boyfriend to hookup with and I really hate that metaphor. Said that and they asked for something better but nothing comes to mind. Y’all have any suggestions for metaphors that aren’t so violent/dehumanising?