The heat you lose while sleeping is the hardest to get back

Really tired of people not giving Little Nicky with Adam Sandler all the props it deserves.

Did you know you too have free will and can microwave a your penis for 5 minutes and then stick it in a waffle maker

"On the Rocks"- 16" x 20" oil on panel Raccoon #art #blskyart #painting #paint #oilpainting #wildlifeart #wildlife #wild #wildlifeartist #utah #utahartist #raccoon #henslerart #utahmuralartist

I tried to juggle two buzzballs today. Please don't attempt.

Told my roommate my face hurts from smiling too much and they said that's a very good problem to have :)

finally was able to change my handle! also just learned that google domain was bought by squarespace two years ago when i bought the domain goof.live and it's been dead since july of this year.... but cool new handle!!!!

Streaming Silksong w/ @jvandoren.bsky.social, @cadaverdave.com, and @kovox.net!!

Streaming Deltarune Chapter 2 w/ @jvandoren.bsky.social and @sonime.bsky.social!!!! www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

It's my birthday! Time to drink a cake and eat a beer!

my partner said “i dont care for dinosaurs”, i think im gonna be sick

Streaming Resident Evil 5 w/ @soggytuna.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

I think I will go to a magic show and tape all my belongings to my persons. This is because I love duct tape.

Streaming DELTARUNE with @jvandoren.bsky.social and @soggytuna.bsky.social!!! www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

Streaming Deltarune Chapter 1 w/ @jvandoren.bsky.social and @pay0.bsky.social` www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

I'M OLD!

God I'm such a slut for Trader Joseph's.

my partner thinks bart simpson is disgusting i think im gonna be sick

We should send prison inmates to Resident Evil locations and if they can escape they win their freedom. But not like murderers, just the guys in jail for mail fraud and the sort.

my partner thinks donkey kong is disgusting i think im gonna be sick

Deltarune is kinda peak guys!!?!?

Got a Pokemon card graded for the first time and just got the grade back. Very happy with the result :)

Say hi to Boon

We should bring back pouch drinks guys

Yesterday was a crummy day. This one should be better I hope.

Streaming Oblivion Remastered with @soggytuna.bsky.social and @pay0.bsky.social!!! Come by!!! You have to...

The ps1 Forbidden Memories game was broken hard but man did I love it #YuGiOh #ForbiddenMemories

No one wants to watch the croods with me...

my partner thinks bobby hill is disgusting i think im gonna be sick

Just coughed this up

It's been a minute. How is everyone???

Every adaptation of Washington Irving's original short story has left out this crucial detail for some reason.

I love lagiacrus

Streaming REPO with @soggytuna.bsky.social, @pay0.bsky.social, @kovox.net, @starfishvo.bsky.social, and @saunafrog.bsky.social!!!! www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

Playing R.E.P.O with some buds! www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

Monster Hunter sweating invades my brain like a plague

Playing Monster Hunter w/ @avalynnedavies.bsky.social and @karilynnedavies.com! Funne Radalos www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

Playing Monster Hunter w/ @avalynnedavies.bsky.social and @karilynnedavies.com! Funne Radalos www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

Just fought a farting monkey in Monster Hunter, my ancestors are looking upon me and weeping at the sheer hubris of it all.

NOSFERATU FLOW

Streaming Fortnite with @cadaverdave.com, @soggytuna.bsky.social, @pay0.bsky.social!! www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_ www.twitch.tv/thegoof_

The mighty dungeon beast eagerly awaits his next challenger.

Erm high guys about to go outside today. Hope nothing is wrong.

Goop in the brain makes the feelings sad.

Please consider supporting my buddy Jay who's doing a week-long streak to raise funds for hid upcoming move!

Metal #art

Day 19 Character by @goof.bsky.social