🎶I got a gun for a mouth and a bullet with your name on it…

Can’t blame Igor for that loss. #NYR

Rangers finally remember that you need to also score goals. #NYR

Goals scored on home ice: Chris Kreider: 2 New York Rangers: 0

Week 6 of the #pinball league had us on the road and me substituting as captain. We got off to a great start, winning 6 of the first 8 points. Then our fortunes changed, losing 6 of the final 8, which led us to a split-flipper tiebreaker. We walked out of there with a hard fought win.

So many to choose from but it’s probably this.

@mattoak.bsky.social See these?

After 4 games the Rangers goalies have given up 3 goals yet their record is 2-2. #NYR

and I feel fine

That was embarrassing for the #NFL and America, and that’s saying something the way this country is going #Jets #Broncos

Imagine if this game had just decent announcers.

This playoff baseball game has officially hit playoff hockey levels.

It will be awful if this game is decided on a blown replay.

That’s why you NEVER FUCKING BUNT.

#Rangers win. #Giants win. Tommy dealing with unfamiliar feelings of happiness.

Dart needs a safe-word and maybe a restraining order for Daboll. #NYG

Igor saves the day until the rest of the team shows up. #NYR

Anyone else get Lenny Dykstra vibes from watching Jazz Chisholm Jr.?

Maybe now Mara will finally fire Daboll. #NYG

Week 5 of the pinball league had us at home against a team ahead of us in the standings. Things started slow but we found our groove en route to a 11-5 victory. Had one of my better nights, going 3-0. Three wins in a row has moved us up into fifth place at the halfway point in the season.

After hours GC… #Pinball

Movie: The Naked Gun (2025] - While it’s a lot of recycled gags for the already initiated, this movie would have landed much better if the lead wasn’t miscast. Also, never put your best joke in the trailer.

Someone is going to have to lend me their password so I can watch this.

Movie: One Battle After Another (2025) - Overhyped and unnecessarily serious “masterpiece” is a completely pointless waste of time.

Movie: Ballerina (2025) - The third act & flamethrowers save what is a rather uninteresting origin story in this extension of the action-porn franchise.

Movie: Warfare (2025) - While well made, this film is void of anything for the viewer to connect with.

Week 4 of the pinball league had us on the road. We jumped out to a 7-1 lead en route to a dominate 14-2 win. Had one awesome game & one game of house balls to go 1-1 on the night. The win moved us into the top half of the division with six weeks left to improve.

This is a mistake. Among other reasons, the #Mets were 0-67 when losing after eight innings. He couldn’t rally the team to one win, which literally would have made the difference this season.

My weekend of pinball tournaments to distract me from the #Mets proved wise on my part. Finished tied for seventh and fourth respectively. That being said, Mendoza has got to go as he is not the leader the Mets need.

Not my best but a GC is a GC. Also, the previous GC is a world class asshole so I’m glad I beat him by over one-hundred million. #Pinball

$1.19?? I think I know what’s for dinner tonight 🥩

@mattoak.bsky.social You’re going to be fun when Judge wins the MVP aren’t you?

They don’t fucking deserve it. #Mets

Week 3 of the pinball league had us at home against a good team also seeking their first win of the season. Well we got two weeks of pent up frustrations out of us, winning the first nine games en route to a 13-3 victory. Played pretty decent while going 3-0 on the night.

if you see this, post a concert picture that you took...

I don’t feel rapturous…

👇👇

Week 2 of the pinball league turned out to be an unfortunately historic one. After twenty-nine straight wins over the last seven seasons, we lost at home for the first time 9-7. It’s also the first time we’ve lost two in a row during the regular season. Went 1-1 due to some bad ball luck.

Greetings from Section 307🍎 #Mets

I have a bad feeling about this. #NYR

Considering I couldn’t tell you when I watched it last, I’m pleased with my 48%.

Sad day for the Rangers 😔#NYR

New season of the pinball league started up last week. We had a tough road matchup and took a 12-4 beating. Played fine on tables I would typically stay away from, but fine wasn’t good enough as I went 0-3 on the evening. This week has us playing our big rival at home.

This redesign of the #Queens bus routes is great. I love watching my bus go by as it’s now always earlier than the scheduled time 🙃

Despite my sports team affiliations, Philly always treats me right. Till next time ✌️

A brewery named after a Pearl Jam song is a must visit.

Greetings from Sec. 309. We are in the heart of enemy territory tonight. #Mets

I looked up prices for #WorldCup tickets and got kicked in the nuts.