And I'm not arguing with nobody who don't understand the difference between woman and women

The concept of Beyonce, who is from Texas, starting the song off with "this ain't Texas" is tickling me so bad rn

The whole family

I can't explain it but I have the urge to read a celebrity memoir that's just "I was gay the whole time and nobody knew. I was out here doing my big one"

Going to the er is always "we don't know what's wrong but we know what it isn't!"

I'm having severe chest pain and definitely need to call in to work but I don't even think my boss will believe me

Oh he just admitted to me that he thought we were smashing??? Wtf 😭😭😭

Dating Maru is cool and all but why her daddy got so much smoke for me?? I don't want her to stop doing science either dawg 😭

When I got called for jury duty I wore a maroon sweatsuit purple crocs and pink socks because I never gaf

Childe and Diluc decide to have their wedding in Fontaine. A private wedding only inviting Childe's family, Kaeya, Adelinde,Elzer, Jean, Albedo, and Klee. Kaeya would be the best man. Tuecer the ring bearer. Klee the flower girl. They would have their honeymoon in Natlan. #chiluc #childexdiluc

Idk who needs to hear this but girl fuck that job!

I did not think The Black Phone 1 & 2 would make me cry but hey

"I didn't know that was racist because I'm autistic!" Funny because autistic Black people can spot microaggressions and understand prejudice

Just gave Maru the bouquet!! 💐

And it's her birthday where I'm at so HOTTIIEESSS, join me in wishing THEE MF STALLION all the birthday blessings, love, and prosperity. Keep winning baby girl ❤️‍🔥

Happy Valentines Day

Annual Diluc anatomy study

Well I have a credit card now so

At that part of my loc journey where I've been called sideshow bob 😭

Miley Cyrus shares throwback photo as Hannah Montana.

Our hearts are on the line 🐰💖🐰 #art #bunnies #ValentinesDay #lovecore

Have some spooky creatures I doodled for warm up a while ago :)

It's getting to the point where I hate this job so much I'm considering working somewhere I actually like for MUCH less money

Two big God of War announcements, fresh from State of Play: Ω God of War Greek trilogy remake in development 🛡️ God of War Sons of Sparta, out now on PS5 Full info: play.st/4ky9u3n

My boss keeps hinting at wanting to fire me because of the small mistakes I've been making. Mind you, I've only been there since September. My trainer has worked there 7 years, walked off and quit 3 times, late every day, and called in two hours after she was supposed to open today. Job secured

Cavalry Captain of the Knights of Favonius #Kaeya #genshinimpact #fanart #art

I miss Demyx bad I miss him so bad that I'm projecting Demyx-like hcs onto Childe Genshinimpact

I miss zemyx wtf where are the fic writers dude???

OH we have drafts. Give us priv accounts and I will be SO happy

“Discernment can make you the villain in rooms where denial is the culture”.

reading the same ship falling in love in 38589375892 slightly different settings every day

Ayeee pop off Dula Peep!

This how serious I am about this Stardew run. This app has kept me on track like never before

“CATFISH” by Doechii has reached 100 MILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her 10th song to achieve this.

Playing Stardew to cope with life and I'm doing Maru's romance route (surprisingly easy) but I miss Abigail so bad 😭

Fuck it, full face pfp. Life can't get any worse 👍🏽

My boss, who directly contributed to my worsening mental health, asked if I can work on my off day tomorrow. After two other people asked and I said no. Now he mad because he have to go work at his own store. Play stupid games 🤷🏽

while i’m at it… need to post my boys to really make this place like home…. for zemyx day part two earlier this year <3 [ #bunnyparadeart ]

Like why tf are y'all saying zemyx is unhealthy? We're losing the plot bad

Man being divorced from kingdom hearts for years and peeking into online spaces is just "hey guys the ships you used to love all suck because I said so" like wtf learn how to have fun

I'm racing my DoorDash home in an Uber rn I need him to push this mf whip!!!

I gotta stop forgetting this place exists

Thinking about that one video where the this korean guy wanted to watch "american k dramas" so the person put on Tyler Perry movies 😭😭😭 Now I'm thinking damn who's the korean Tyler Perry

Idk man I miss when I used to play shit like Minecraft and Among Us with a group but you couldn't pay me to talk to those people again 🤢

Suggesting something that you know is not available to a person who is struggling is not helpful

The “I can talk to you all day, every day” to “oh my bad, I was busy” pipeline is VICIOUS!

Wow every job application just feels like a fucking scam

My boss keep fucking with me every time I go in but guess who has an interview with his competition tomorrow lmao Happy Black History Month nigga!