*chef’s kiss*

Oh ok so as an massive audiodrama nerd What if An audiodrama about one of those Big Cast audiodramas that are invariably awful through the lens of stealing from a tough little indie? (Which they absolutely do do)

#yesssssss I dodged the cervical cancer bullet by a whisker - I skipped some screenings, and they caught the malformed cells at the last moment before they crossed the threshold into cancer. Keep on top of it millennials, the end is in sight for the youngs but not for us (yet).

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV shows you watched are trying to reduce you. Who’s coming to save you? (I am not cool) (it’s Young Sheldon) (yes this is true I’m about to finish series seven) (fun fact I am the exact age of Sheldon and his twin Missy, pictured)

Oh gods, lmao

FWIW this, from my local cafe, is why I’m never ever buying laminate flooring

If you don't have an official source, or if your source is commercial media, please don't post about Bondi Beach. Actually, better not to post your take at all.

This comment under Tim Dunlop's excellent article on the social media ban is spot on. The social media ban is highly reactionary (& a result of a wedge) and is 'neat, plausible & wrong' Tim's article here #auspol > tdunlop.substack.com/p/the-road-t...

While I do love @dieworkwear.bsky.social, it never fails to amaze me - a former immigrant and current immigrant-by-return - that Americans assume they can just, like, move to other countries. My dude Visas are real. Really, really real.

That’s an interesting, balanced, pretty nuanced take. Greatly appreciated.

Beautiful, you love to see it. Libertarianism truly is the philosophy of shitty 14 year olds. My inner child is a shitty 14 year, old so I absolutely get the appeal. Big round of applause for anyone with the mental and moral integrity to drop a whole ideology, more of this please.

Say hello to $11 at chimida cafe, Lyneham shops! Hand for scale!

@teamswiftparrot.bsky.social this is the tree, messaging location

Yo @ronnisalt.bsky.social - For Christmas vegans, this with coconut milk instead of cream. Can vouch, am allergic to milk. I’m eating the bean bit without the greens as leftovers, it’s easy as to prepare. Ultra meat eater @djag2.bsky.social loves it. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1025...

Yep Cc @folletto.bsky.social

This is my favourite new game

*Nods in learned to walk again after terrible injury*

Have you been cursed with this knowledge yet? No? You’re welcome!

It’s late and consequently I’m not at my articulate best. Three things: 1. I’m not American 2. I am Christian (Anglican fwiw) 3. God’s work is here imgur.com/gallery/char...

NO THAT’S BOLLOCKS

HMMMMMMM yes total agree (agreed)

‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’ —Alice Wong

Oh, Alice Wong died. She was the best of us.

@ntinatzouvala.bsky.social hey - years ago you sent me an essay about heterosexuality being a genre. Link pls?

Yeah so the thing about conspiracy theories is they generally don’t stick unless they stick to something Smoke!=Fire, however Smoke !!=Fire

You love to see it. The train is genuinely only going one direction.

Imagine being an actual rapper and your most famous, most catchy song is you spelling your name at someone. (Meanwhile in my head, forever: the name is Mamdani - M, A M D A N I)

It's been a very quiet week. As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season. So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture. Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk

Peter O'Toole, Kara's mentor in 'Supergirl'.

My current favourite new music person, bbno$, was born in 1995 oh no

Does anyone know if the new BOM website was built in govCMS?

Yo @pagingdrpaige.bsky.social

Mmmmmm cool cool cool, that would be me 2007-2013, good stuff, good stuff. Median income is about £32k, just for the record

Only one in three?

Behold! A cockatoo on a hills hoist!

‘Deloitte’s deck shows that…’

‘We skipped user research’

‘Net promoter score proved…’

‘Design thinking based metrics’

Our personas proved that…

Hey gang just to repeat myself from earlier: You gots to upgrade your theological knowledge from ‘idiots worship Sky fairy’. You gots to. A pope promoting liberation theology (it’s a thing, a real thing, it’s about poor people but not about ‘escaping’ poverty) is Very Important you need to get it.

Hey gang this is a shit hot time to brush up on the theological differences between Xian denominations because you need to know what the Xian nationalists are telling you and it’s not ‘I believe in a magic sky man who is judgy but he likes me’ Signed, an Anglican with leanings to Catholicism

Credit where it’s due - this joke was first told by Sandy Toksvig on the news quiz (UK) vis a vis the Tories about ten years ago. Still a good joke!

In another life this is meeeeeeeeee Ask me about my spec fic novel based on botanical gardens IN SPACE (Botanical gardens were originally for determining which coloniser crops would grow in local conditions, also plantations are the source of modern accounting & management practices)

Well this is going super great

Let us never forget, this train is only going one direction.

But of course.

Just saw someone on LinkedIn using their own unsuccessful attempt at suicide for content. The attempt was yesterday. Not sure what feeling I'm having right now.

Yep.

Hey who remembers that time I got my desk completely clear Hahaha cool me neither