After a long day of clowning the belly rubs are a must.

Did you find me? Did you cum from another app? Enjoy this remix as promised.

Drink up this remix.

I am the Whorax, I speak on my knees 🧡

Take me to Berghain.

Not every one of you boys are a golden retriever. Some of you are a beagle boyfriend. The difference? A bit more chatty, and your sweet nature is actually annoying. Still loyal though.

How many of my very few followers would pay five bucks to watch me lie in bed wearing a jock and eating a whole pizza? I mean I'd do it anyway, but who wants to see that? No? Okay.

I do not fuck with people who are not good. Occasionally one or two slip through. But overall if I think you're a "bad" person I won't engage. If you're someone I just don't vibe with, that's different. I can dislike how you exist in the world, but I won't be hateful about it. Disgust≠dislike.

Are those window squeegees at the gas station a kink? They have to be, right?

I'm like if a clown were a huge bitch.

Benson Boone is like someone took all of the greatest things about each Stranger Things character and fused em together, but it came out like some weird Cronenberg monster.

That reminds me. Sex work is real work. WINK WINK HINT HINT HONK HONK

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Fuck you. Pay me.

This can't be the same poverty I was raised in.

Mini Polaroids for sale. DM if interested! 💛 Help a clown make rent!

Like how did she look so

Watching Love on the Spectrum before bed until it gets to a segment where I see someone perhaps a little too familiar to myself and instead turn on Black Mirror as comfort. 😐💛

Who did it better? Tails or Eggman?

I'm into findom now. Gimme money.

Sonic themed drag show? Fuck. Yes.

That trend but with that face. If you pause it at the right time, you'll have something for yourself for later.

Oh, this?

Charlie and the Tariff factory:

Backhanded compliments get backhanded.

Yuri Fucking Thrall

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

More Reid lore…

Follow me on venmo. @yurithrall 📹 @christinafaye.bsky.social

What if my drag name was Mary Annette?

Tea.

Like, we all agree this is hot, right?

Vers? Top? Bottom?

Who's up stressing their balls?

If you're getting any sort of reading done, (tarot, palm reading, tea leaves, natal chart) and they pull out a little book to read you, it's probably not going to be that accurate. I don't often get readings done, not because I'm cynical of the craft but that I'm cynical of the readers' knowledge.

Welp.

Teriyaki burgers are bisexual

Yuri runs on Dunkin'

The difference between masc and femme? A skirt, attitude, and angles.

Goon face is the new bear face and I will not elaborate further, thank you.