elysia 🩷 POPS ON HERE FOR A MOMENT BC i am absolutely going WILD over yao guang she is SO pretty .........

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ

[ 🐢 ] such an adorable little guy, aw ...

[ 🐢 ] “ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ” “ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole, ( + )

[ 🐢 ] “ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ” cue a nod . “ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ” ( + )

[ 🐢 ] “ booo, boring . ” “ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan . i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”

elysia 🩷 i'll get to other ones soon, my brain doesn't want to do much thinking rn 😔

[ 🐢 ] “ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ” “ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”

[ 🐢 ] yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type . is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )

elysia 🩷 ooga booga

[ 🐢 ] sigh ── coworkers . 🙄

[ 🐢 ] is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .

[ 🐢 ] [ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ ... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]

[ 🐢 ] a cute one, duh .ᐟ ... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟. 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤. 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰

elysia 🩷 i don't know why i didn't think of this until now, but perhaps i should have verse indicators ... hmhm

my bosses need to stop arguing, shut the fuck up, kiss, and get married already

no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️

pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~ i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .

uh, halloween ended a while ago, y'know .ᐟ

[ returning the side eye . 👺 ] you're totally mad that i'm right .

' loser power ' is more like it .

... [ giving him the most disgusted look ever . 💀 ] first of all, 'bop, that was SARCASM . though, you probably don't know what that means . and second, EW ── stop doing that . 😒

you're right, good job .ᐟ you've got some sense in that thick skull of yours . it's mine now . 👺

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eww ... this coin has gross stuff all over it .ᐟ it's not shiny .ᐟ 😔 money is money, though .ᐟ.ᐟ even if you steaI it from your absolutely GROSS coworker who knows NOTHING about hygiene ... 😒

VERSES.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓦𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 ,

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 「 * 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙔 」 .ᐟ