... oh, kraang .

“ who're YOU callin' a ' talkin' brain ', shady .ᐣ.ᐟ ”

SURPRISE, lowly INSECTS .ᐟ.ᐟ

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 「 ♡ ✗ ↻ 」

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ

KRAANG SUBPRIME WILL ALWAYS COME BACK .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 👺

THAT'S RIGHT, FREAK .ᐟ.ᐟ ME .ᐟ 👺

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝗛𝗜𝗠 ...

YES YOU DO .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬

my cousin looks SO ridiculous next to me .

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

... how VILE .

what did you just say to me .ᐣ [ he sounds VERY offended . 💀 ]

[ he goes silent . he's just JUDGING . 💀 ]

IT IS .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

I THINK IT'S VERY CLEAR WHY . 🤬

THAT'S NOT WHAT I ── ARGHHHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

GRHAHRHHRHRHHGHRHRGRGHR

because YER ODD . it's not silly, it's ANNOYING .ᐟ 🤬

topaz 👺👺👺👺👺

[ he's JUDGING HER . 💀 ]

topaz no 👺

topaz no 😔

CHARMING .ᐣ.ᐟ oh, you are IDD . who the heck finds THAT charming .ᐣ.ᐟ [ the kraang stares, before nodding . ] 🤖 : kraang agrees with kraang subprime . kraang is that which is not charming . [ 💀 . ]

RELEASE ME, PATRICIA . 🤬

“ HAUGH ── ” a shout more so out of surprise than pain, his movement is rather restricted now . not that it wasn't already very restricted to begin with .

topaz no kraang is safe from the silly . not even kraang prime ..... 👺

🤖 : yes . it certainly is that which the strange elf eared woman calls ' fascinating ' . kraang has lost 13 kraang units of weight . 🙂‍↕️ WOULD YA SHUT UP ALREADY .ᐣ not just the gluten free thing, but yer speech patterns ── we've been on earth for hundreds of years, and ya still can't speak ( + )

THAT AIN'T ── oh, FORGET it .ᐟ [ the kraang looks at her like she's crazy . 💀 ] 🤖 : not until the one known as kraang subprime tells kraang to . ... 🤖 : did you know kraang is on that which is known as a gluten free diet ── 👺 [ he SIDE EYES the kraang . ] WHO CARES .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬

topaz oh god that'd be funny 😭😭 the 2012 kraang are ALWAYS super silly they've got no seriousness attached 💀

“ i ain't a CHILD .ᐟ.ᐟ ” he sIashes at the other with the saw, growling . “ i'll teach ya to mess with kraang subprime, you insolent ... THING .ᐟ ”

NEITHER AM I, SISTER .ᐟ even the LOWEST kraangs know what that means .ᐟ 🤖 : yes, kraang subprime . kraang lives under that which is called a rock . [ THAT KRAANG PLACES A ROCK ON ITS FACE 💀 ] 🤖 : .. this is not that which is comfortable for kraang, kraang subprime . 😔 [ subprime facepalms . 💀 ]

“ CHILD .ᐣ.ᐟ do i sound like one .ᐣ.ᐣ i've been around for earth CENTURIES . ” he stomps a foot, growling . “ ... tenfold, y'say .ᐣ GAHAHAHA ── i'll believe when i see it . ”

it means yer UNAWARE of somethin' most people KNOW about . 💢

topaz i should write a member of the utrom high council, it'd be cool .....

“ HA .ᐟ please . you just got lucky .ᐟ.ᐟ ” there's a little pink alien in the middle, right where her stomach had been ── the body has expanded to be at least seven feet tall, if not more . “ yer gonna regret makin' an enemy of kaang subprime, the GREATEST kraang spy ( + )

topaz i am in a BIG subprime mood today lol

“ WORTH YER TIME .ᐣ.ᐟ ” that ... definitely wasn't the voice he's been hearing this whole time . there's heavy metallic footsteps coming from behind him, right where the girl was ... it isn't long before a pink Iaser bIast is shot towards his shoulder .

“ just ' be careful ' isn't enough .ᐟ ohhhh .... ” her eyes is twitching . “ and don't you call ME foolish .ᐟ you've got NO idea who you're talking to, yOU ── ” upon remembering her disguise, she calms down .

“ so what if the answer is no .ᐣ he needs to learn to watch where he's going .ᐟ ” she then mutters something under her breath ── the only bit of it that can be made out is the word ' scum ' .

the pizza delivery guy nods and takes the pizza, gently whispers a thank you, and runs away . “ oh, so now HE gets to get off scot free .ᐣ what is this all about .ᐣ ”

“ like i SAID, mom is a SAFETY freak, but she's also not the brightest . ” she rolls her eyes . “ forget the armor, what matters is the crash .ᐟ ”

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY, WOMAN . 🤬

“ oh yeah .ᐣ and what's that .ᐣ ” she raises an eyebrow . “ i think everything makes PERFECT sense . ”

well, yer sure convincin' ME otherwise .ᐟ

I AIN'T SOME LOWER LEVEL DEMON .ᐟ I'M A KRAANG .ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬

topaz this shit is so unserious 💀

the delivery man nodded slowly . 🍕 : “ yeah, i was in a bit of a hurry ... i was really close to being late in delivering the pizzas .ᐟ now i'm ... super late . with no pizza . i've gotta say though, the guy who ordered this has good taste . ” the girl huffs . “ SEE .ᐣ i'm in the right here . ” 💢

NOT LIKE THAT . on the INTERNET . do ya live under a ROCK .ᐣ.ᐟ

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK . 😤