Free beach tailz outfit idea: goldfish that got released into the lake and wrecked havoc on the ecosystem

Born to be at market days with the gays forced to be the closeted greeter at an outdoor market event in the suburbs all weekend 😔

When I was a small child I was obsessed with pomegranates. This led to my dad occasionally agreeing to buy me pomegranate seeds as a little treat One time, he accidentally bought well past expired ones and didn’t realize. I didn’t realize either, until I got drunk off of em. They turned into wine.

Some of y’all can take edibles to *help* with adhd symptoms??? so far both strains I’ve tried just make mine worse 😭

For the past 6 years this has been less of a holiday and more of an “I get an excuse to chill with the family dogs and help myself to the fridge while blasting crush40” day. This will absolutely not be the year I stop

Quote with your first gaming console I spent many hours in Sonic Adventure 2’s Chao Garden in my youth

In spite of it all, we keep existing loudly, brightly, and proudly. Love y’all and thank you for an amazing pride month! Here’s to hope, rebellion, and community!!! #transpride #chicagopride #prideparade #transmasc #nonbinary

Apartment lighting, truly the greatest saboteur to getting pictures before I sweat my ass off

Haven’t we been through this with teaching science and evolution before??? There’s a lot of things in school beyond the rare lgbt+ acceptance lessons that are contradictory to religion… and what are we defining as religion? Where does it stop? Genuinely anti-democratic, even beyond the queerphobia.

Shoutouts to the Boy Bands Power hour at Scarlet btw

Happy Pride y’all!!! It’s hot af out here but the shows are still rockin’ and the people are still partying. Repping the #asexuals today but I’ll be bringing out the trans pride next weekend!!! I adore y’all, stay safe and well hydrated!!! #pridechicago #pridefest

Everyone’s cooling off by the freezers at Whole Foods lol Guess who might have forgotten to take pictures before sweating xyr ass off 😅 I’m having fun I promise my face just looks like that #pride #pridefest

About to go out and get heat stroke (worth), happy pride!!!

For the non-sacrilegious option: Garbage by garbage and Fantasies by Metric For full honesty though I got the parade album a few years back and I would give so much to have a cd Walkman to listen to it on

Sorry for not posting anything for Father’s Day I was too busy working and then spending the entire night retrieving my little void child’s mice from under the couch (only for her to immediately bat them back under the couch and look at me sadly)

#NoKings we said it before, we’ll say it again and again until it gets into these oligarch’s brains. The people are many, the rulers are few.

Tactical ICE agents and "mini-tanks" are expected in Chicago tomorrow. I am not hearing encouraging things about the city's planning and preparedness around this.

@trueromance420.bsky.social absolutely killed it tonight everyone should go see the second performance on the 25th ✨ (Totally didn’t delete and repost this entire thread because of a few typos)

Bout to see True Romance’s Pictures in my Mind, hyped as fuck about it ✨

I would like to challenge fellow white suburban Democrats to make a strong appearance on Saturday. Your presence will shield marginalized folks and send a strong message. #NoKings #Jan14

To the sick ass person with the omnipod/dexcom combo who slayed it on the dance floor at Tailz: I see you and I wish you the best A1Cs ever

Peep the look for Tailz!!! I’m such a brave and good boy for commuting down 2 hours in this tbh Also happy guest appearance of my insulin pump ✨ @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social #pupplay #petplay

Obligatory goth ouppy mirror selfie, apologies for the dirty mirror we ran out of windex

It's been tiring but we're still here, happy pride yall #sonicthehedgehog

The real question of the day is do I wear a wolf mask I got from the ren faire to Tailz tonight or do I wear an ear headband. Choices, choices… 🐾

Happy Pride Month Post you and your flags 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Happy pride month y’all, have these memes I made two prides ago for reasons I can’t recall 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Remember to buy your pride merch from queer owned businesses. And if you’re an ally remember to go out and give queer people all your money for good luck 👍

Crazy how quickly one can go from being severely arachnophobic to actively looking for pictures of spiders to gush at and show friends. Anxiety meds and good education on the things that scare you are an insane combination ✨

if you ever see someone using needles or changing “ominous” devices that have tubes/needles in them honestly just look away and mind your own damn business. Chronically ill bitches shouldn’t be stuck doing medical shit in the bathroom and if it’s not medical? Still not your business 💅

Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state? I have no idea if this combo makes any sense but it felt the most accurate

Drop some MOTHERS

If you see this, post a sword 🗡️ (except I also use it as an excuse to post paladin Cecil)

Spiders are there watching you be conceived, and there when you die Don't die without thanking them for watching over you

Born to go to Tailz, forced to work a closing shift at my dead end job several hours away Next time y’all, next time…

TODAY: We’re taking to the streets on May Day. Over 1,000 events are planned to remind Trump and the oligarchs controlling our government of working people’s power. Join organized labor, immigrants’ rights groups, and Hands Off! allies for our national day of action: maydaystrong.org?utm_source=i...

Well, well, darlings… the moment you’ve begged for has finally arrived. I’m blessing this tired little app with my timeless debut. You’re welcome☺️

Was trying to find images of Jesus with a bong to send to my friends today and instead got reminded of Morse v Frederick case, so instead of happy weed Easter I’m instead wishing a good day upon all former and current AP Gov students.

A movie that takes place where you are from (in my case, a reasonable driving distance from where I was from) Let’s go horrible remakes ✨

If you turned out bad, what horror movie villain/monster would you be? Considering how many of my friends have taken to referring to me as the Babdook I really only have one response to give

Why is 2012 Shredder kinda cunt though. Those shoulders? The constant dramatic glare? Ok queen save some for the rest of us…

Sooooo… guess who just got a new veil

Constantly in a battle between wanting to make Kain another vest and not having the money/time to get spikes and studs for it and hammer them on I can’t just make one *without* spikes though

Describe yourself with a building.

Quote with a title screen that is important to you This game made me transgender.

Happy international asexuality day y’all 💜🤍🖤 Unfortunately my flag went missing last time I moved so I don’t have any pictures— wishing all of you a stress free day and maybe some garlic bread cw: flashing lights

General reminder to you all that best practice when posting protest photos is to blur recognizable faces or crop em’ out. Especially if there’s kids and targeted groups there 💅 By all means keep posting, just keep your fellow civilians safety in mind #HandsOff #Protest

Even the Chicagoland suburbs are getting in on this, incredible thing to see #HandsOff The crowd was bigger than any other event I’ve been to in the suburbs. (Not including footage because a lot of folks had faces visible, but here’s a few signs we saw down here)

TODAY: It’s time to take to the streets nationwide to let Trump and Musk know they can’t intimidate us into submission. Nearly 600,000 people are signed up to attend 1,400 events in every state and seven countries. Find out what’s happening near you and join us: handsoff2025.com?SQF_SOURCE=i...

Also throwback to these pictures of me as Hatxan with a little trans flag from a few months ago because why not 🏳️‍⚧️ trans joy #drag #TDOV

happy trans day of visibility! i am looking so fiercely to start hormones up again, but my insurance is no longer active! anything to help with any of the costs that’ll come my way would be greatly appreciated :) venmo: @ helvetikah cashapp: $helvetikah