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guess who is playing re4 on the PS2, homesprung

i need to start making more frequent ms slop art regarding my fanfic so i can integrate people into being interested and then have them wait 5 years until im finished with chapter 1 would u be interested poll type "1" for no and 2 for "no"

is this anything like is this ms slop anything at all can you even understand what is going on here narratively without reading alt text? this is what wanting to draw without any motivation loox like

just as i promised u can trust me in all things id never fib to my FOOLISH fans the winner was @bandaid-wounds.bsky.social who has to wear that pfp until march 25th and if anyone spots them without it they have my permission to KILL them with hammers axes screwdrivers clubs glass bottles handguns

all my fellas

no talent

first person to make this their profile picture for a month gets free art that's not ms paint sloppa

fr wisdom time people are like "i wanna be a cute rose thats me if i was a flower" CRINGE why would u wanna be a weak stupid BITCH flower that dies if u dont give it 10-10-10 ratio of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium when u can be a badass dandelion that is so hardcore it can

If I had to rank all of my followers as objects and trophies instead of sentient beings with hopes and dreams I'd put @cozy-yellow.bsky.social at the top of the trophy shelf next to the copy of Haze for the PS3 and @libetsdelae.bsky.social at the bottom next to cigarette butt and mould mounds.

Is have two moods.

fun fact: the trolls arent good people nor the kids goodbye

i drew my sona in god tier/meow tier #homestuck #homestuckoc #homestucksona #kidsona #oc #art #illustration #hom3stuck #blueskaia

Check out this nasty beat I cooked up on the PS2.

i dont even know when to post the mpsfa... how many pages until it's readable?? FUCK mang

Egyptian gods be like: >"i need to defeat my rival" >eats cum salad >"ok im ready"

Greek god punishments be like >gods punish guy for killing ppl and feeding their bodies to hordes of maggots >"we know the perfect punishment" >turns guy into a maggot >drops an anvil on him

@libetsdelae.bsky.social tell me something u like about eridan

Yippie! Hooray! Tee-hee! Ha-ha! Whimsy! Joy! Silly! We-he-he! Hi-hi-hi! Wahoo! Wooha! (drawn by @catresidue.bsky.social someone should make them duillionaire soon. Effects and music added by ME shittily)

teaser

Being a French clown can sometimes be a cool thing.

This is her lusus who I made up just now.

No More Heroes is about me.

fucking forgot that this fucking kicks fucking ass

Throw it at him, not me.

Finally... It's fucking here... I hope the hype was worth it...

i swear to fuck ill post the non-slop art tomorrow its 99.9% done im just adding shit for no reason

bamf right in the kisser

Here, I didn't forget, I was just busy+lazy

I owe someone art... My honor is at stake..

have i fallen off

Someone bombed my grocery store wtf now I can't even cross the street the police have taped everything up

It's so awesome when you go on vacation and immediately become terribly ill. Fuck my chum fish life.

I think people are allowed to bitch and complain about things they're passionate about. Fuck all these dispassionate cats who say "Err fans of X are so annoying!! Why can't they just enjoy it, like me? :)" Put those into the skin crisper.

8 day vacation day coming up who wants to play Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. on the Playstation 1?

what if i started acting like IC diosys a zonked out summer beach bro. Yo, this Bluesky chumspot's pretty gnarly, zam. I'd break a few boards riding that wave, chumsef. 🤙Sum 41.

hey guys this is my new oc ruby beta she's like a critter kind of like you know clipping into props and terrain and stuff yeah let me know if this does anything for you

When will they release Spider Solitaire 2?

okay i wont be killing myself yet, i DID draw but its not DONE ok its not DONE it will be done SOON ok just give me like another week PLEASE 🦈

I promise I'll draw some non-MS Slop tomorrow. Else I fucking delete my bsky account

200g Linguine 100g Pasta Sauce 250 Chicken Thigh, Skinless Spices 20g Cheese 5g Olive Oil Put chicken in bowl, add olive oil, put in spices, mix, 22 mins at 180 degrees. Boil pasta. Drain (keep quarter cup of pasta water). Put back in pot. Add sauce. Add pasta water. Mix. Serve with grated cheese.

My name is very important. What's not important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking love this world and the human angels seeding its fields. My whole life is just warm, pleasant joy, and I always wanted to live peacefully.

This is how some mfs treat likes youtu.be/2kELoPayobE?...

@rubybeta.bsky.social ok but have u thought about like writing a short story right and then drawing scenes

@sluggerkitty.bsky.social ur a real champ for still having the alcoholic spiral pfp on

decided 2 do something different. drew this on a tablet on ms paint to prove to someone that im a fraud artist who lacks a frontal lobe

Feel free to ask me about my culture, crimes and even address.

Diosys nation might be going on hold until I straighten my dipshit ass out. It could take years or I might be okay tomorrow, or now even as I'm typing. ill still comment on mfers and true Diosytes who follow me and post preemo chemistry posts as for artposts? well... even the MS slop might slowen

Wow, the artmaster strikes again? Crazy.

Sometimes it's not about being able to play on Hard... Sometimes it's about enjoying Medium... 🚬🦈