honk mimimimimi

I must impart an important + cruel truth... Only 2% of your followers double digits actually enjoy and engage with your posts. The others have followed you to cultivate their sewer system of content to doom scroll through. I might not have 2k followers, but mine are truer and realer than YOURS.

If i was a lobster I would get a lot of mileage out of "you know the krill"

So long, straight Bowser.

uh oh.. what did i do

i promise not to kill ANY gay people this month

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what if people have kids because they want to make an IRL OC?

i love lying

@cozy-yellow.bsky.social post more immediately what am i following u for if not for content so erm... chop chop? 👏

Guys, Skibidi Toilet. 😔

>>your name is Varona Emoran, and you feel nothing at all.

i cant believe im 28 now thats so fucked up man

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Here you go, guy. I'm a guy of my word. I took some autistic liberties, but it's free art, I think I have the Godly right to do some of it my own way. Anyway, your freeart.com (dont click this link its an evil virus) is ready. Enjoy.

The tool of a warrior

Okay... Enough!! I have to end this period of silence. This period of not posting. Not doing art. Not harassing all of my followers and my followees. I used to post art so lovingly and frequently, but now I'm just parasitically lurking. No more. I put my hand on your forehead. No more. No more.

i have a mental illness

do you think the only reason were on bsky is because we dont want to spend the energy of talking to people in real time because its easy to disengage from a post than it is from a chat thats kind of fucked up what if we talked instead and shared active real thoughts and not sticky notes smokes cigar

ragghhh gues who is downing 0.7l of dark rum!! MEE!! drinking is so cooool!! everyone should drink UNCONTROLLABLY!!

evenflow

⚠️ATTENTION + WARNING⚠️ I am offering the deal of a lifetime. If you🫵(a loser adjacent person) have an OC with no art, and only a base made off of some cringe zaza dress-up website 👗✨ Then I will draw that OC for FREE, so you can have your FIRST piece of art for that OC. Why? Cuz. Read more 👇

i recently dapped up some ppls strawpages mby everyone ever should check them u could be 1 of the lucky 1s

ok maybe yes way

You ever take a bath, and then fall asleep for five hours?

i only listen to music my OCs would listen to

its just a jump to the left

the last 10 attempts at drawing ive had FUCK

guys, im in love with my cosplay moirail

Pssht... Celebrate a GOVERNMENT mandated holiday? Yeah, no. Andrew Hussie is a new world order plant, and I refuse to acknowledge 413 as anything other than a psyop for the masses. Wake up, you mfs The soul of Homestuck is not in Homestuck. It's in the spergdom that surrounds it. Umbasa.

ruby underground they made a vow their OCs will be found ruby underground

someone give this BITCH a bar of soap and axe body spray

RAAAGGHHH!!! Fuck!! Fuck you!! Third time I had to make this. Anyway, if you were ever interested in my process, my lore, here you go. This is how the sausage gets made.

this is literally me right now im losing it

Goes to show that you should never fucking try doing anything productive or cool ever. I decide "u know ill draw something real quick and record it and post it here epic" 45 mins later i am 2 seconds away from saving and being done + recording, then the power to my home cuts :)

Guys my bike broke should i kms 🤔

Lemme tell you something bikes are a scam do you want to buy a bike for 4000€? Dont Buy a mobile home or an rv or just save it never buy a bike made of titanium what are you r worded?

There's no phrase funnier in the Hmong kingdom than "I'm a boy, playing with my toy." Why do people even try to be funny anymore, they'll never top it.

Youre so incredibly stupid, I have to make a step-by-step guide on how to do this. 1. Grab their wrists firmly 2. Lift their forearms into the air and lay them onto your Shoulder 3. Slide your arms under their arms and hug them.

@rubybeta.bsky.social isnt it crazy that u unlocked the strat of being able to literally draw the same picture over and over and over again and people will be like "WHOA AWESOME!" and give you updoots wtf craby u r blessed by WD40

HUG SUCCESSFUL

someone give this dumb buge oxytocin

To all my Diosysheads and fans, erm... Sincerity post time? Okay, so I've fallen off in terms of activity deez dayse... What're you gonna do? You ever get the feeling, where everything is right in the world, but that's not enough? Yeah. Well, it's not good enough. I'm missing soul. It's gone.

yeah i know im not doing art or posting art but look im mixcrafting daily ok i have to put andrew hussie to shame

what if i came out as STRAIGHT and HATEFUL?

i conjured up another sickass PS1 beat but its 3:15 mins long and bsky wont let me post over 3 mins thats so fucked up man

i never ended up doing this im such a fraud

(1.) Rare Diosys rantsona post, so feel free to ignore and focus on lower-case text memes. Those are coming. TLDR: I'm a terrible person, and you should treat me like one. 🗿