@rubybeta.bsky.social do you wanna collab and make the homestuck pilot

What really happened...

I'm cooking up another character. I'm drawing them over the course of sweeps. They may be done before the sun explodes, or after. I can't say for sure. Siri play sad chicken nugget cotton eyed joe

Season finale

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@rubybeta.bsky.social draw fuckin a uuhhh ermm

I subscribe to the Homestuck equivalent of the Old Testament when it comes to troll culture. Outstandingly annoying insectoid creatures, who do terrible things because they surely know better. We stan the selfish, mutually spiteful trolls who push each other off of cliffs for good reasons.

thirsty mfers always be drawing their trollsonas like this:

holy shit they're real..!

What's up?

guessing you wanted this one and not the clown

the fucking cruel dark reality of it all...

Gift art from my adoring fans. Yippee.

This is Grimal Trepiz, she sort of a character in this fucking thing I'm writing and creating. She's a stupid clown cultist, and has gag superpowers, and shit.

Women™.

@krisylis.bsky.social Made me this, I paid them actual fortunes and troves. Pictued: Diosys in his casuals as well as his alternate Tekken costume you get after beating arcade mode as him.

Ladies and gentlemen... We got her.

ok fine but ur standing on the stupid carnival

Wrigglers these days have never heard of Stubbs the Zombie.

The perfect evening.

I don't wtf you meant by you being the fish also this is the first time I've drawn Hank Hill

@rubybeta.bsky.social what if u drew the new hack andrew hussie art of homestuck but nepeta was you and @dorganamorgana.bsky.social was dave and i was the fish and wayward vagabond was hank hill that'd be so raw my last dying wish

People will be like "Andrew Hussie is a hack fraud bastard, and I hope he gets malaria!" And then he draws homestuck for the first time in ten years and then they're like:

I roll a nat 20 to delete your character!!!

I love customers who come to the store and start telling me my business. Muddaphukka, I work here, not you!!! YOU CAME TO ME! The customer is always WRONG!!! KILL THE CUSTOMER WITH BALLPEEN HAMMERS!!!

10 pages in. Maybe 10 000 to go.

The average 2007 compromised hygiene Newgrounds fool had more creative and good ideas in them than the entirety of AAA gaming industry combined. If you're not a GNAT, you'll agree.

Processor Blood Type: AB- Gore Processing Unit (GPU): Hellvidia GoreForce RTX 5090 Marrow Supply Unit (MSU): 750W RAM Ration: 64GB Favorite Food: Green Stimulants

"Oh boy! I can't wait to surf Bluesky for Homestuck art!" I saids, excited to surf Bluesky for Homestuck art. Little dids I know... "Please help! Donate money to..."

> Diosys: Become m͟a͟r͟k͟e͟t͟a͟b͟l͟e͟

I should be given a medal for having used the mouse to draw for 10+ years. It should come with a fucking smoking babe attached.

i lost a follower what did i do..!

Just realized I can draw all my enemies balding.

Every 1453250 seconds I will draw someone. There's a timer attached to a pacemaker in my dark aura pulsing heart that makes it stop if I don't draw someone in that time (Not good!)

@sluggerkitty.bsky.social you won the SHITTY G̵̲͖̜̤̫̪̣̺͍̣̥̮̓A̷̹̼͙̳̫̲͖̩̒̌̀̑͘R̵̖̮͆̈́͐̓̊̈̍̓͛͛͂͂̒͗͘B̵̧̧̠͔̩͚͉̈́͆̐̿ͅA̸̧͕̅̅̈́́̀́͗͛G̷̢̬͈̗̫̥̪͉̜̠̟̀̽̓͆͑̔̐̋͌̽̊̾̓̋̚͜ͅͅͅË̵̢̟͉̥͓̥̩͕͕͙̘͉̩̞͈͛̇̄̚ art raffle that's not real. Let it not be said that I never didn't do nothing or anything for nothing not one ever.

Somewhere there's a Normal Al writing beautiful orchestral compositions, who hates being silly (his hair is straight and short-cut).

The Godhand helps me work out my stress.

How do I filter out all posts and reposts that aren't homestuck related?

Don't be afraid to tell me your greatest most exploitable weakness. I'm a good listener.

The Dissection of Diosys Narkar. This is my LORE. These are my base components. Without them, I am nothing. Without me, they are nothing. Nothing exists without me, and I can't exist without everything. I'm the known Universe.

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The next post out of my mouth will be art. After this. I've been slackmaxxing.

@rubybeta.bsky.social draw something really cool to wake me up draw the fish babe holding like a really big hammer but like the head of the hammer is tiny but the haft is really long and she's trying to hammer a shelf into the wall (huge nail) for her xbox 360 kinect that'd be so hydrated

ARGGHH BRO i have no TALENT FUCK!!! im dying on the waffle press RIGHT NOW you will NEVER hear from me AGAIN

The One Piece.

I like to think trolls are all of the same body type, or vaguely the same body type, because they're bug-people. It's an alien thing.

Day of the Tentacle was Proto-Homestuck. True.

MSPFA.