watching regular people who have to stand behind Trump while he speak is captivating this poor guy

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

Very subtle, buddy.

The junior chemists have taken to ambush tactics, tearing each others’ pockets off, and displaying their trophies.

Just a regular reminder since I've seen some colleagues recently publish with them: MDPI falls under the definition of a predatory publisher. predatoryjournals.org/news/f/is-md...

Me, looking at the black spot on my lip: “Melanoma, I’m going to die!” The grape skin on my lip: “Deep breath. You seem a little stressed by things outside your control.”

They aren't smart enough to do anything but break stuff. They don’t know how to do what they want to do. We are watching a teenager grind the gears insisting he knows how drive a manual.

Everything is extremely chaotic but the best info we have so far suggests that Trump’s “stop funding” EO would cover: Medicaid ESSA funds IDEA Snap School meals WIC Head start grants Child care block grants Pell grants Student loans Higher Ed grants Housing vouchers CTE Devastating beyond words.

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Tariffs on Columbia for not allowing random deportees. Hope you bought coffee yesterday. Still wait on egg prices to go down.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

The bright side of being a polymer chemist, is some days you get to hit things with a hammer while shouting “SCIENCE!”

he did it twice just in case

The case for indoor hats in one photo

John Clark is my spirit animal.

Donald Trump will be indoors for the inauguration with his billionaire pals. His core supporters will be left outside in the cold. Think about that.

YouTube ads should be in print between editorials by Hearst and Pulitzer about the yellow menace.

For that matter, my account needs more sheep too.

@geopetalfabric.bsky.social hey! Your account needs more sheep!

This is my cat. She’s not a big fan of winter.