I guess it’ll only take one now.

I heard “Temporary Secretary” by Paul McCartney for the 1st time last night and I’m pretty sure it’s the worst fucking song I’ve ever heard.

One of my all time favorite moments here in St. Louis was the time I was at a Starbucks and a woman complained to the barista that her Crème Brûlée latte (to which they take one of those small kitchen blowtorches and caramelize the layer of sugar on top of the drink with) tasted burnt.

Pouring one out for a real one. RIP Schlitz. #beer #schlitz #wisconsin #milwaukee #suds #rip #liquidcourage #brew #brewski

The 2026 DGR is in the books. Hot as HELL out there today and very windy. 83 confirmed riders and $15K in donations. #motosky #dgr #distinguishedgentlemansride #motorcycle #bike #ride #charity #moto #vintage #vintagebikes #stlouis #missouri

Tally Ho to the Gentlefolk in New Zealand & the Philippines, who started their 2026 Distinguished Gentleman’s Rides! #motosky #dgr #distinguishedgentlemansride #motorcycle #ride #charity #newzealand #philipines #tallyho #2026

New muffler/air cleaner/tuner. Went out and rode this morning then cleaned the bike up in advance of the DGR on Sunday. #motosky #harley #harleydavidson #softail #streetbob #bobber #motorcycle #bike #dgr #distinguishedgentlemansride #purple

Lunch today at Telva. #stlouis #food #balkan #lunch #jamesbeardnominee #stlouiscounty #stl

I’ll vote for anyone who makes it illegal for a company to automatically add you to 17,000 of their email lists after you buy something from them online for the first time.

Waxing nostalgic about San Francisco and one of my all-time favorite late, great burger dives, Clown Alley. #sanfrancisco #sf #burgers #clownalley #dives #eat #hamburgers #greasy #bayarea #cheeseburgers

I’ve decided the new PWHL team in Detroit should call themselves the Wed Rings. #pwhl #detroit #hockey

This is just…. Nuts. #motosky #motorcycle #bike #china #fakeharley #retro

Two weeks out from the DGR and my dealer still has my bike with no real update or answer as to what the problem is. It’s going to be very embarrassing if I have to show up to a charity motorcycle ride - which I’ve spent a year helping to plan - in my car. #motosky

Posted on the door of my favorite bagel place in town.

Now Spinning: The new Tone Poet release of this, a live date that had escaped me in vinyl form for over 30 years. #bluenote #bluenoterecords #vinyl #record #reissue #tonepoet #jazz #bop #hardbop #jazzsky #nowspinning #livejazz #livealbum

This year’s Ride Host pin arrived yesterday. Just a few more weeks to go! Please consider registering to ride or donating at www.gentlemansride.com #distinguishedgentlemansride #dgr #motosky #motorcycle #bike #ride #charity #charityride #ridedapper #tallyho

a word processor, a package of index cards, microfiche, and unearned hubris. - GenX

Me and Phoebe sheltering in the basement for the current tornado warning. She’s not very concerned.

Now Spinning: A Japanese reissue of this funky hard bop gem from 1993 I found used record hunting a few weeks ago. Absolutely killer line up. #jazzsky #bluenote #bluenoterecords #jazz #bop #hardbop #usedvinyl #vinyl #record #oldrecords #funky #nowspinning #sundaymorningjazz #recordcollector

The 20th century had way better assassins.

Almost stranded this morning. Bike wouldn’t start after filling up. Was preparing to push it home, then it started. Started to ride & CEL turned on. Rode it to dealer and waiting for them to open. #motosky #bike #ride #harleydavidson #harley #motorcycle #

Thank God for The Onion.

Last gasp of coolish weather called for Beef Bourguignon (sans potatoes) last night and leftovers for lunch today.

Skim milk is the Coors Light of dairy products.

Q: What’s the best Prince song? A: Wrong, it’s this one.

After today’s sentencing, Comrade Moore was summarily erased from Michigan’s archives.

Fuck dressing for work today.

MICHIGAN I C H I G A N I’ve been waiting a long time for this. #hail #goblue #victorsvaliant #maizeandblue #champions #yourteamsucks

Now Spinning: This Tone Poet, which just dropped this past week. Never managed to find an OG copy in the wild, so super happy Blue Note reissued this one on good quality vinyl. #bluenote #bluenoterecords #jazz #postbop #avantgarde #jazzorgan #hammondb3 #organ #reissue #vinyl #record #nowspinning

Couldn’t resist the lure of their new cold brew. #wafflehouse #waffles #breakfast #coldbrew #coffee #bacon #greasy #sticky

Not sure what the big deal is: we went to the fucking moon 60 years ago. Here’s proof. #theonion

It’s everything I’ve ever wanted. #coffee #java #coldbrew #canned #mud #brew #wafflehouse #breakfast #drink

Now Spinning: A Japanese King reissue from ‘77 that I picked up 3 weeks ago. Always super happy to find a Blue Note King out in the wild. #jazzsky #jazz #bop #hardbop #piano #jazzpiano #trio #bluenoterecords #bluenote #nowspinning #record #vinyl #japan #recordcollection #nowspinning #oldvinyl

Cast your votes wisely.

Registration for the 2026 DGR is officially open! If you ride, or know someone who does, please pass along the link below! #motosky #dgr #charity #ride #motorcycle #dapper #bike #gentleman #distinguished #vintage #cause www.gentlemansride.com

This belongs to someone I know and I have a standing offer to take a ride on it. First time I had seen one up close and in person. One of the most beautiful bikes ever made. #ducati #916 #art #motosky #motorcycle #bike #motosky #sportbike #race #italian #masterpiece

First ride of the season is in the books! Beautiful morning here, a bit crisp outside, but very sunny. It was perfect (except for gas prices). #harley #harleydavidson #softail #streetbob #bobber #purple #motosky #ride #motorcycle #gas #gasprices #spring #ridingseason

Thankfully, finally, Chuck Norris is dead. But he did provide us with the greatest single moment in TV history.

One of the guys I’m in my local DGR planning committee with works for a dealer and they took a Confederate* Hellcat in on trade. Lucky SOB got to ride it today. *Fuck that name, though. #motosky #motorcycle #bike #hellcat #ride #fast

Peak career Adrian Zmed: Bachelor Party, Grease 2, or TJ Hooker?

I live in St. Louis, so I can’t vote for @katmabu.bsky.social But I’m with her in spirit and I really hope she kicks ass today.

Middle of March and I’m in the basement because there ms a tornado warning.

I can confirm these taste like corned beef.

This is amazing.

25 years I left the Navy, the rank officially named Rear Admiral Lower Half still makes me LOL because my sense of humor never really progressed after the age of 12.

My fiancé is from Manitwoc, WI where a 20lb piece of one of the Sputniks crashed on a downtown street in 1962.

My office is literally Backrooms.

One weekend project in the books: putting a Purple Martin house together. (Spoiler alert: it was a giant pain in the ass.) #birds #birdsky #purplemartin #birdhouse #project

Headline is a bit misleading. Sounds like he’s not against low income housing, it’s that he thinks the current project is too much money and the dorm-style housing they are planning sucks (and doesn’t meet people’s needs). Really funny that he showed up in chef’s whites, though.