New house means new bath selfies. Even if the new bath is far too small 🥲

Mental health recently has hit the bar so low its fallen through the floor 🥴.

Finished RE9 last night after not being able to put it down. Gameplay was solid. Story was shite. 7/10.

Up to 5am playing the new resident evil. Already addicted 🥴.

Arms. That is all.

Johnny Cage and Kano is simply a classic. You know where the exposed version is. #Kano #JohnnyCage #MortalKombat11 #mk11

Feeling stronk 💪

One of those weeks where im feeling hideous 🥴

See some semen, post some semen.

Gyarados Long Sword

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Got the urge to restart Baulders Gate again but its a COMMITMENT

I cant stress enough how much I love being called a good boy 🥵🥺

Work colleague said I've bulked up since she last saw me and now i have a big confidence boost 🥹

My man just stretched my arse and milked me with a fleshlight. Happy new year 🥳.

A work in progress 🔨

Quote this with your favourite butt pic

Not me getting a bit emosh at the expedition 33 soundtrack in the gym 🥲

Woke up feeling a certain way.

Gym rat mode 🐀💪

Leaky 💦

Nightshift has totally screwed up my sleeping pattern

Ugghh no fucking way 😭

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After 5 days of work, I was seriously needing to let off a bit of steam 🫠🥵.

Ugh im in such a weird, horrible mood tonight

After 5 days of work, I was seriously needing to let off a bit of steam 🫠🥵.

Made the mistake of watching some Everything Everywhere All At Once scenes again and now im crying my eyes out 😭

Organising a mortgage is so fucking complicated like gtf 😭😭

sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail @daddykylex.com @xtylergreyx.bsky.social

On paper octopath traveller 2 is pish. Bad writing, unlikable characters, too many cutscenes, very grindy. Yet somehow I can't manage to put it down 😂

Honestly why is my twitter like this, just casually watching some final fantasy and then 🍆👄😂😭

Emo is well and truly back 👱‍♂️

Its giving "Hobos bizarre adventure"

Chainsaw man movie was definitely the chainsaw man movie.

Mid recovery from surgery and damn am I missing the gym 😭

Thanks for reminding me, instagram 🎃

The final fantasy 13 games got far too much unwarranted hate.

rejoice!

All of these #fatcockfriday #fcf posts have me feeling a certain way.

My work is collection twenty quid a head for someone leaving. TWENTY QUID.

Half marathon #2 done and ive decided im never running again. Everything hurts.

Happy Gloomy #FatCockFriday. Woke up just a wee bit feral 🥵

#Humpday making me think i should put my #Lovense vibrator in my ass for the first time in a while. Just need someone to control the vibrations? Any takers? 👀😈

Why is it that every time I consider going for a haircut i actually begin to LIKE the way it sits? 🫠

Happy #HumpDay 😇

Friends fear he's stayed up to 2.30am again playing marvel rivals 😬

Feeling just a wee tad lonely recently 🥲

Went to bed after my nightshift thinking my chem romance tickets would be ok to get and ive woke up and they sold out RRREEEE