Emo is well and truly back 👱‍♂️

Its giving "Hobos bizarre adventure"

Chainsaw man movie was definitely the chainsaw man movie.

Mid recovery from surgery and damn am I missing the gym 😭

Thanks for reminding me, instagram 🎃

The final fantasy 13 games got far too much unwarranted hate.

rejoice!

All of these #fatcockfriday #fcf posts have me feeling a certain way.

My work is collection twenty quid a head for someone leaving. TWENTY QUID.

Half marathon #2 done and ive decided im never running again. Everything hurts.

Happy Gloomy #FatCockFriday. Woke up just a wee bit feral 🥵

#Humpday making me think i should put my #Lovense vibrator in my ass for the first time in a while. Just need someone to control the vibrations? Any takers? 👀😈

Why is it that every time I consider going for a haircut i actually begin to LIKE the way it sits? 🫠

Happy #HumpDay 😇

Friends fear he's stayed up to 2.30am again playing marvel rivals 😬

Feeling just a wee tad lonely recently 🥲

Went to bed after my nightshift thinking my chem romance tickets would be ok to get and ive woke up and they sold out RRREEEE

Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF. I cannot express how good this thing feels 😵‍💫🥵

Not blowing my own trumpet or anything, but im not exactly hating how I look these days 🥹.

Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF. I cannot express how good this thing feels 😵‍💫🥵

Been weeks since I saw my man wife and im feeling sad boi tonight 😭

Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 👀

Can i just reuse this for #fcf #fatcockfriday ? 🥺

Fuck this felt so good 😵‍💫

Woke up feral, come cuddle? 🥺

August 31st / September 1st

Feeling beefy these days 😵‍💫💪

Nightshifts done ✅️

I should probably get rid of this before nightshift, huh?

I missed hump day 🥺

Took longer than expected, but what a game!

Watching some Voyager with the boyfriend, and damn this lady is stunning 😭😍

Feeling a certain way 🥵

Missed #ThongThursday. Can you forgive me? 🥺

Missing certain corn accounts on X and they're taking genuine years to do the age verification thing 🥲.

Fatigued tits from the gym requires a bath 🛁

Guys who love rimming >>>>

Goals tbh 🥵

Decided to get a haircut and a shave and now I look like I need ID for as much as an energy drink 😔😭

Someone please talk me out of buying ANOTHER E:33 merch purchase 🫠.

Drink yer protein shakes #ThickBoySummer

Drink yer protein shakes #ThickBoySummer

Nothing like an offhand comment about how big my chest is to trigger off my body dysmorphia 🫠

Back to nightshifts after a whole 18 days off 😭😭

Someone said i had a "dad bod" earlier and Im honestly not sure how I feel about that 🥲.

Repost if you want dad to grind his load into you 😈 onlyfans.com/tallbeard89

Who doesn't love a nerd in a jock? I really think my ass be looking fine af recently too 🥹

Pink or Green? 😇

Leg Day* = Done. *Legs not seen in picture.