calling my wife to say goodnight is the best thing ever

slut

for some fucking reason i always get nervous when writing issues for anything on like for example the wafrn codeberg i think its probably my rsd that hates me and is worrying that someone is gonna tear me a new ass for like misspelling something or something stupid it feels like as someone[...]

why is coming up with usernames hard -briar

SSOrion asked: Would you like to be rizzed by Shakespeare this sounds like a GREAT time

i need to get better at not tensing my jaw this is your reminder to also relax your jaw if you are like me and tense it all the time for no reason

Icil asked: Is this the real vi? Or is this just fantas-vi? i like to think I'm the real one it's not true but it's more fun that way

Gabbo the wafrn guy asked: AAAAA? AAAAAAAA

people should send me (not actually vi) questions, cus that sounds fun https://app.wafrn.net/blog/vi/ask

fun fact! this account has two people using it and I don't think anyone has realised

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*eats your post*

fun fact: the floor is evil you should leap from furniture to furniture and not touch the ground

fun fact on all the accounts our system has the first thing we have done after making the account is blocking low quality facts

me to food bank: no lactose pls food bank: here is sauce that is 54% milk or cream thanks for that one

since we have a bunch of new people on fedi, i think this is worth saying this is probably especially important for those who are on wafrn and are riding the line between a place with CWs and a place that doesnt have them remember to CW stuff like politics pls and when you spot things on t[...]

i know what people think about pineapple on pizza but how to people feel about corn on pizza?

an iron is just conversion therapy for your cloth it's why noone irons their pride flags

wizard frog is insane

i love my wife

is there a single video conferencing solution that doesnt fucking suck ass? cus all of the ones i have ever used have either been a pain in the ass or has been teams which is a pain for a different set of reasons

i hate nav..

[hypnosis] i love hypnosis, like both sides of that the problem is that I fucking suck as a hypnotist I don't have the patience to actually sit there and do the thing which sucks cus it's cool and I want to do it but I sit down and my brain runs away from me which is also the exact thing[...]

[hypnokink, no] knuckles popping and back cracking as a trigger for something

[horrible idea] replace the "block button" with "send to the shadow realm"

[hypnokink, no] knuckles popping and back cracking as a trigger for something

crunch crunch goes the bones

OH: "You have seen me in a crop top, you know I am not straight. Have you ever seen a straight man in a crop top? A straight man in crop top sounds like it would end like throwing sodium in water." - @tea

omw to a friends place to play blood on the clocktower with a decently large group where @library.gay-garden.no isnt the storyteller for once and I'm so excited..

i love the bus emergency qr code I'll remember to scan that if the bus lights on fire

me sending girlcock.club or other such domains to my friends as if it's nothing:

when I was in my teens I was hanging out with a group that got really close to doing this kinda shit like we dragged a couch we out wheels on behind a bike and covered it in rgb we disassembled electric scooters and was super close to trying to rig it to a shopping cart if that group hadn[...]

[period, caps] been unstable for a few days and have had the world's most insane sex drive didn't think too much of it since I got other things to think about then today the cramps hit and EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE IT'S THE CURSE THIS EXPLAINS THE EVERYTHING

this is already a problem why the fuck did i do that and why do i have a subsystem where this is a thing

hey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBMPx2_xZlQ thank you #transmasc #transman #trans

i take off my headphones im surprised i cant hear the thing im listening to i might be stupid

fun fact i love my husband

this is already a problem why the fuck did i do that and why do i have a subsystem where this is a thing

every time i see anyone talk about ai "art" or image generation i cant help but think these people need more artist friends like half the conversations i have had with people about this is like "oh no but what if i need a quick or silly little thing?" or like "oh im just using it to make a[...]

why is there car alarms outside again this happens a bunch why stop it its not even normal car alarm noises its higher pitched and worse somehow

following a bunch of NSFW artists on bsky from here fully knowing that im gonna have a subsytem moment and be annoyed at myself about it later cus im gonna turn into the most ace person in existence randomly but this is a problem for future different vi

bodies are weird i ate food and now my hands are cold this always happens

[-] ah yes thanks food bank there was supposed to be food distribution to my neighbourhood today but it got moved to tomorrow it's supposed to be on Mondays.. aaaa make this make any fucking sense thank you food bank people for managing to be disorganised with like 100 people's fucki[...]

I'm fucking about a bit with presentation and gender a bit today and I'm liking where I ended up problem is i forgot to do all the things I have needed to do

my timeline is starting to really feel different than it used to back on the shared account and I'm really enjoying it

wtf im actually eepy already the fuck that never happens

stealing this from someone else