mika asked: *taps the microphone* testing testing, does this thing work? well anyway; HELLO FROM MASTODON ow my ears thats loud

moved all our shit off of spotify still gonna have premium just because we are leeching off of our mom for that but now i dont have to be nearly as reliant on her and if she stops paying for it i wont lose access to all music ever

ThisJay :teto_surpised: asked: 5 and 7! ok so my music taste is all over the fucking place not helped by being a subsystem with distinct music taste lol also im bad at knowing what genre music belongs to so im gonna answer this by just mentioning a couple random songs from my playl[...]

HermitCyclop asked: 6 and 10 for the ask game? okokok adjective spam first gremlin, "absolute pain", ALL THE ENERGY if that aint six words then i cant count which i cant so it might not be six and no i was never actually on tumblr or i have an account but i was never on there enou[...]

people should send me asks 👉👈 #👉👈

haircut planned for tuesday morning the garden short hair era is incoming

fun fact some of the people in our system are cursed with the break all computers curse it's also only the tech people and with our tech same people also have the magic fix everything hands with otber peoples tech i on the other hand somehow dont seem to do anything to anything

@vi OTHER VI IMMEDIATE FOLLOW

garden system: now even more looking like some sort of teacher edition #someone-said-we-look-like-a-history-teacher-today #i-think-we-look-too-young-for-that #maybe-english-teacher

sodi its 3am why are you awake #shhh-noone-say-anything-about-me-being-awake-at-the-same-time

federation is fucking magic i swear i dont get how any of this shit works

they managed to do a bus ouroboros in oslo yesterday apparently im kinda impressed tbh that they managed to cock up that badly

damn its gonna take some getting used to wearing glasses especially with headphones this feels weird

i feel like being social for a bit but there is noone i can ambush in any vcs i have access to i think this is fucked up and evil

i updated my phone and now everything looks different why do they have to keep changing shit that works

ima tap the sign again i just had to open something i didnt understand to be able to figure out what it was that aint how CWs should work i shouldnt need to click it to know what im gonna be seeing that kinda defeats the point

i love my wife...

buy a man eat fish he day teach fish man to a lifetime

i love hitting the report button on my own instance as if im not just reporting them to myself to deal with later doing this in wafrn doesnt even do that much since report forwarding aint a thing yet

[Trans day of rememberence, talk of suicide and losing friends] These days I am known as Tea, it's not really a name. I consider it more like a nickname since I don't have a name I really identify with. I am in no rush to find a proper one though since I quite like this. One of the re[...]

[physical health] you know i have been feeling like kinda garbage all week and been wondering why its winter and my sleep cycle is fucked i havnt gotten a single ray of sun on my skin for ages its fucking vitamin D deficiency im such a fucking idiot for not catching this before now

Bilder fra seremonien. 🏳️‍⚧️🕯️

I saw someone say the term trans-androgynous the other day and I think im stealing that i like the sound of that

buy a man eat fish he day teach fish man to a lifetime

crunch crunch goes the bones

*pikmin noise*

[complaining about executive dysfunction, food] i posted a while ago about how i needed to make dinner i still havnt managed to get up im hungry as shit and i want food but for some stupid ass reason I JUST CANT GET UP AND DO THINGS executive dysfunction can go fuck a cactus

i love my wife

oh fuck wait im forgetting i need to do meds

[Selfie, eye contact] Like really? This is far from overdressed for any occasion I think.

i should get into the habit of occasionally going on @garden.bsky.is.sillyand.gay and boosting the best posts from the whole system every few days that seems like an ok use for that account like a little featured feed of the cool things we post

when the fuck did someone change my bio to say she/any instead of any/all... i would change it back but also this is probably a subsystem thing and i would just piss off future me

transfem and transmasc at the same time INSTANT FOLLOW BACK BASED

just got my wafrn update email from the old account on the flagship and i love these emails so much...

[mental health, PTSD, negative] fuck me i love it when my brain decides to fucking ram me with the trauma truck out of fucking nowhere when im about to do things can they invent a body and brain that doesnt randomly do that that would be great

i need to get more emoji for this instance cus rn we just have a bunch of neo creatures but also stealing emoji is a PAIN cus im stupid and havnt found a way to do it in packs and fuck doing it individually for like hundreds of emoji

[Food] i should make dinner....

will posts about considering asking for mutual aid and a friend of ours just straight up sends us money today to pay for glasses this happened hours ago but i cant get over this being a thing holy shit i have nice people around me im actually gonna cry from this

checking the local feed on my instance as if there is anyone else on here who is awake

[Meta discussion about unclear and abreviated content warnings, using some common mental health things like suicidality as examples] this kinda thing also goes for CWes like ph- or mh+ it took me months of existing here to understand what the fuck the cw "mh- sh" might mean also becau[...]

our friends are way too fucking kind to us what the fuck

you know internally in system we have been talking about who would be the first to post selfies literally noone was betting on will

im gonna take a nap now

i love my wife

kitsu was the place we went after a fairly shitty experience i had gone through 3 super fucking messy breakups in less than a month and i was finding out that one of the people was fucking terrible in more ways than just bad at relationships by a bunch of fedi drama, fedi drama where [...]

holy fuck I'm gay

I am working on the men's version of this sort of kit. Though the plan is to make a women's kit as well since our system has plenty of women who want that as well. Only reason I am doing men's first is that one, I am a man myself. And two, men's kit needs less fabric so it is far cheaper.

[random thoughts about some probably not great bias i have] for some reason i get kinda weird vibes from people who don't swear, but not in the "just dont use swear words" way but in the "replaces hell with heck" way i have no fucking clue where this bias comes from but its a thing al[...]

i keep seeing people on mastodon.social people need to find a better instance