( SURELY, IF I KEEP CHOOSING THE EXACT SAME SEQUENCE OF O'S, EVENTUALLY, I'LL BEST THE HUMAN! )

➷ 𝗕𝗨𝗧, 𝙃𝙀𝙔 ! ! ! 𝗜 𝗪𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙐𝙋! 𝗜 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙐𝙋! 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗨𝗣 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙐𝙋!

[ STANDING IN THE FRILLIEST PINK APRON, WORKING ON DINNER! ] WHAT ? ! SINCE WHEN WAS IT MY – [ SQUINT. ] . . I THOUGHT THERE WAS ALREADY ONE THIS MONTH? HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED?

// hey. deltarune papyrus today, okay?

➷ 𝗠𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹. 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 '𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚!

A TRUE BROOKLYN HEAD, THEY MUST HOLD A PURE LOVE FOR IT, NOT ONLY IN THEIR HEARTS, BUT DOWN TO THEIR MARROWS. THE BRIGHT SEAS, THE SUNNY SKIES, THE STREETS LITTERED WITH FELLOW BROOKLYN TRUTHERS . . ONLY THE PUREST OF THE PURE MAY STEP A FOOT INSIDE OF IT.

// hey. deltarune papyrus soon okay?

( THE HUMANS . . COULD IT BE . . ALPHYS HAS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS! THEY'RE MITOSIS'ING! FASCINATING! )

// i need out of work Now. i need to clow around town

➷ 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩, 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝘿𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝗳𝘂𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

WOWIE! 50 WHOLE FOLLOWERS! FINALLY . . MY DREAM OF THE DOUBLE DIGIT FOLLOWER COUNT, REALIZED AND ACTUALIZED! THEY SHALL CALL ME POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS! PRAISEWORTHY! . . PERKY ! !

➷ 𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙯𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨.

CAN'T TALK! I AM AT MY MINIMUM WAGE JOB AT THE DINER, WITH MY GOOD AND AMAZING FRIEND, HAMPTER IN A HAT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IBUPROFEN?

// i have to collect both skeleton brothers

➷ * 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗸𝗶𝗱. * 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟯𝟬𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙.

// /silly

( 😳 ) – AHEH, WELL, [ COMICALLY ADJUSTING A NON - EXISTENT SHIRT COLLAR, ] OF COURSE YOU'D WANT TO BE HEARD, WHEN IT COMES TO SPREADING THE NEWS ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE ME!

AAAAAH, #SEDUCTIVESUNDAY, YOU SAY? WELL, NOW, USUALLY I AM NOT SO OUT THERE WITH THE SHOWING OF MY DIVINELY MADE BODY, BUT PERHAPS . . JUST THIS ONCE . . YES, I SHALL GRACE THE WORLD WITH UTTER BEAUTY!

THE BAR WAS ALARMINGLY LOW! LUCKILY, WITH MY IMPECCABLE DATING SKILLS AND DIVINE STANDARDS, I WAS ABLE TO RAISE THAT BAR TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE! ( ✨️ )

NYEH HEH – ! [ Immediately, he's lifting them into the air, sockets crinkling as he beams up at them. He can practically feel their SOUL singing, causing his own to flutter! ] I'D HAPPILY WAIT A MILLION AGES TO SEE YOU AGAIN! THOUGH, TO BE HONEST, I WOULD PREFER TO SEE YOU WITHOUT THE

GAAAAAAASP! ( THAT WAS A VERY LONG GASP BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU, ) RONNIE! STARSHINE! BELOVED! MY BOWL OF DINO EGG OATMEAL!

➷ 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢 𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙏! 𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙀𝙋𝙏 𝙈𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙎.

JUJU'ING ON THAT BEAT LIKE YOU SIMPLY WOULD NOT EVEN BELIEVE!