* nice day today. * [ sans stares at a window with the blinds closed. ] * really lovin' the beige.

* darn. * forgot to comb today. * no wonder i've been gettin' weird stares all day.

➷ 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩, 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝘿𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝗳𝘂𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

* human * i remember your

// one day im going to be so magnificently active

➷ 𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙯𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨.

* women 👍

* only on days that end in y. * makes you question 'y' you're here. * [ ba dum, tss! ]

// this is the best i got for mvrp sorry gang

* hey, y'know the saying, yeah? * gotta crack a few eggs to make a joke - omelet.

* 'fortnite'? * 's a bit far away, isn't it? * i try to stay in the present when i can.

// remind me to actually be active here bc sans is fun to rp it turns out

* huh. 'nother invitation. * something about 'street fighting' . . * sounds right up my brothers 'alley'. maybe i'll hand it over to paps.

// [ resisting the urge to make a joke abt new donk city ]

* awe * that was my last quarter

// how have i never read the newsletter. what do you mean sans will run the bar at grillbys if grillby has to step out

* huh . . * [ rubbing his chin with a hand, before leaning back as sockets close. shrug! ] * guess it chickened outta flying lessons. must'a been a pretty fowl teacher.

* 'course you didn't, they're real particular 'bout who's in their BEESwax, y'know.

// once i get a handle on writing sans its over for everyone

* did'ja know that shrimp can fry rice? * un - BEE - lievable. * [ wink. ]

* the bird flu?

➷ * 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗸𝗶𝗱. * 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟯𝟬𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙.