Sorry can’t come into work today, I sneezed while my body was at the wrong angle and now I can’t turn my spine, like at all.

I mostly drink whiskey but I have a feeling at a certain point I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between an añejo mezcal and a cheap whiskey.

Just realized that Big & Rich’s “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy” really resonated with me growing up bc I genuinely wanted to ride cowboys 🤷🏼‍♂️

It’s crazy that so many christians are cool with picking a guy to be the pope, immediately changing his name to something they will only refer to him as from here on out, but can’t wrap their heads around a change of pronouns.

John Wilson walked so Nathan said “lemme sprint”

The Rehearsal s2E3:

I love karaoke but I can’t sing it unless I’m drunk enough to release my inhibitions AND feel the rain on my skin

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

I just don’t think I’m ready to give her up

I just spent $90 + tip on an uber to ensure two ladies I met tonight got home safely. If you’re not willing to spend $100 on a near stranger’s safety, you do not deserve the $100 you have to spare.

Met someone tonight named Rhiannon & she is absolutely giving Stevie Nicks in fleetwood mac vibes and somehow it feels like this is what might be holding the world together by its very thin threads.

Anyone else ever spend several hours before bed looking at your phone like 6 inches from your face and then wake up the next day & anything more than 5 feet from you is blurry or is that just me?

This video ages like fine wine bc the older I get the more I relate Is it the toxoplasmosis or whuuuut???

Kinda crazy that the 5th most valuable company on the planet (Google) is rolling into day 4 of their chromecast outage. Yeah, I may have a 10 yr old dongle attached to my TV, but the least they could do is pay someone to figure out how to make it work again???!!!!?????

Bout to have a KRAZY night ya’ll

Ugh I can’t wait to get home and kiss my cats

I just learned I only give my money to (pay for products/services from) 1 of the top 10 richest people in the world. In 2025 that’s pretty difficult to do.

Living in LA I’ve sworn off all the dating apps lately; but come 2028 I’m back on ALL of them

When you try to split the G but the G stands for “guess”

“Your outie has closed all of their meta accounts”

Something I’ve really internalized from watching Severance is that I am not my full & true self at work. When I’m working I’m the part of me I have to be in order to do the job well. I truly hope that’s the intention w/ this show is to encourage people to think about “the you you [really] are”

They should invent a president who isn’t a corporate shill

made a new cat friend w/ a void boi this week 😻

I’ve been watching @hossenfelder.bsky.social’s videos for a couple years now, but I’ve gained a new level of respect after this video. Yaaaaas biiiiitch, TELL ‘EM! 🙌🏻 bsky.app/profile/hoss...

Urinals are hilarious to me bc you literally have to give men something to aim @ for them to keep it in the bowl. I’d consider this one a triple threat (triple challenge) Urinal cakes are an ancient artifact in comparison.

Anyone taking bets on the doomsday clock this year? I’m willing to bet we’re at 60 seconds (or less) this time around.

Did y’all hear Einstein finally came out with his theory about space? It’s about time!

She love the window 😻

I try my best not to engage flat earthers bc they’re usually just so far gone that anything I say makes no difference but I do want to ask something. Many flat earthers seem to believe we live on a flat disk that is accelerating “upward” @ 9.8 m/s which “feels like gravity to us”…

Do the google chromecast dongles have Bluetooth capabilities yet ??? If not, why tf not???

I don’t think dark matter exists. I think primordial gravitational waves interact in a way that confines matter to a standing well. It looks to us like there’s more gravity than visible matter can account for, but it’s just warped spacetime from the Big Bang’s interacting gravitational waves.

Bc the internet needs more cat pics