OOC: In the most gai'shain-like event of my life, I have been REALLY really ill for the last 9 days with a mysterious illness and only today figured out that the fresh chorizo that I thought could last well over a week in the fridge should have been eaten in the first 48 hours. 1/2

OOC: I was watching #CitadelOnPrime over the weekend and in episode 3, who do I see but Nila Aalia, our very own Adeleas, playing @priyankachopra 's mom! WoT alum are killing it out there while we wait for a new season. #KeepHoping #Wheeloftime #SaveWoT

Blue Sky logged me out and wouldn't let me back in, saying I had been reported for Spamming. I am not guilty of that but I AM of so much more than that, so I really don't blame them. I eventually got back in, though, so I'm afraid everyone here is stuck with me for now. I'm sorry.

All righty, #WheelofTime show fans and #savewot allies, we've got 233 signatures to find to get to238k! Do what you have been doing, but perhaps also let celebrity fans know about the effort to save the show, like Katee Sackhoff, John Cena, Jeremy Jordan, or Matthew Cherniss, on Twitter? savewot.com

OOC: I have been enjoying Starfleet Academy immensely and am very sad that it has been cancelled. The universe clearly doesn't want me to have nice things.

I have been here the whole time, I had just run myself over with a goat cart filled with goats and cabbages (AGAIN!) and was afraid to call for help because the last time that happened only small children came and only to paint "loser" all over my body. To be fair, it was what I deserved.

Miss you all immensely, especially this weekend.

Crying right now.

I've had an amazing weekend in London. I've met some of the wonderful people I've known online for years and who have been digitally kind to this little gai'shain and I am happy to report they are as wonderful and kind in person as they are online. This is an amazing community I've had here.

A group photo with me in it.

I woke up this morning and decided to trust my infallible sense of direction to get me to the theater today. So I got on an "ow-toh-boos" and have just arrived somewhere called "Corn-wall". Does anyone know if I am close, #WoTSkies?

I am pleased to report that, after my 1st IRL meeting with #WoTSkies people, I was only punched 3 times, spit on twice and had one chair smashed over my head. I expected much more, tbh, but I didn't expect it all to come from one person. It's OK, I understand and forgive, @moridin1024.bsky.social.

White robes might have been inappropriate for the streets of this "London" (sp?) but I did my best to maintain my white.

Took a photo of Malkier Talks and Sulin. I have photoh.

I have been in London for 30 minutes and no one has given me anything to clean. Perhaps these "inggrish" (sp?) don't understand gai'shain?

OOC: I am just about to take off to London from Los Angeles to see a fan screening of The Wheel of Time Season 3. It is by far the most financially silly thing I have ever done and it will be a little scary to meet people in person I have only known online. #WoTSkies, am I am idiot for doing this?

I can't find the #Hiderstream. Again. Have I been kicked out? Again? I wouldn't blame anyone, really, but I promise I am trying my best.

OOC: Soooo...I'm going to London next week to see a certain screening. It's on a whim and wildly fiscally irresponsible, but I'm going to just do it. Anybody else going to be there, #WoTSkies? IC: I will clearly be thrown out moments after I arrive and they will be right to do so.

Amazon has asked me to deliver a "trail her" (I think that's how it is spelled) to HWTWTD by 8am this morning and I could hardly refuse. I am sure this will turn out fine, right #WoTSkies? Can't be any worse than that time they had me deliver the Origins footage.

I am a Steve Originalist who stood next to the Turd of Time at Trailer Gai'don. I've felt wind in my hair, while Innkeepers unblur black ink on unsuspecting scripts. I've seen hopes for hoods light like a match and disappear. I've seen it, felt it... #WoTSkies

#TheWheelOfTime news is dropping left, right, & centre! How can you possibly keep up with everything the cast, crew, & Amazon release? Just check out my news wrap up each week! youtu.be/w5i7PbVXfKQ

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

Is today #WoTWednesday, #WoTSkies? I seem to have used my 2025 Snacc Warder calendar (which is the only way any RESPECTFUL gai'shain tells what day it is) as bedding for Terry and he looks so VERY comfy that I don't want to wake him.

Note to self: Set a new alarm for 6am every Wednesday. #IYKYK #WoTSkies

Today I experienced a holiday miracle as Terry returned home for the holiday from his travels to countries called France, Syria and Germany. I assume he was traveling there as an ambassador of cuteness. He says that he wishes everyone a joyous holiday filled with love and no toh. #WoTSkies

I am very sorry to all the people I was supposed to help today with various tasks. This morning, I walked past a group of kind-looking, elderly women who accosted me with prickly pears until I passed out, then threw my body in a latrine. They had excellent justification but it was still a surprise.

Yawn! What time is it? I was supposed to fact-check that Amazon press release at 5am this morning as a favor to HWTWTD. Surely he hasn't put it out yet...

OOC: Can we manifest Helen Mirren as Cadsuane now, #WoTSkies?

Hey, #WoTSkies, I was told to look after about 40 or so spears. I swear I was keeping a VERY good eye on them but then I drifted off to sleep after just a tiny bit of oosquai. Umm...anybody seen them?

We are definitely at DefClown 3, people!!! #WoTSkies

I am a gai'shain fan account posing as a real gai'shain who is posing as a fan account who is also named Steve. #WoatSkies

Any chance this is real? If it is, he clearly doesn't know how much toh I have. #WotSkies

It's been a while since I enjoyed anything but the Hiderstream on that other site, but tonight has been a lot of fun seeing many old friends again. It's nice to see you, Fam. <Sniff> #WoTSkies

Hey y'all using Alt Text is easy, it's inclusive, and it's just a good thing to do. You have no excuse to not use it

Hello? Is anyone out there? You don't have to reply unless you want to and I doubt you do. I wouldn't if I were you.

Moving off of Twitter for a while. I'm suddenly very tired of trying to people over there.

OOC: I really need to move over here more. Twitter is really turning me off fandom in general. IC:...but I have so much toh to all the people on Twitter still. I really need to meet it. It's a conundrum.

RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.

Coming here to find a place where I can get a fresh start...but your toh follows you. And haunts you. Because you deserve it. #SOmuchtoh