Any answer other Demon's Souls is wrong.

Get the feeling that the reason he gets along so well with Neil Druckmann is cause they both have the tiniest dicks in the world.

Somewhere out there, a bitch named Quentin is mad.

Criterion collaborating with Every Frame a Painting is the rare massive L for them. You don't need them Criterion, you're better than this.

Rewatched. Genuinely don't think I'll ever watch a better film in my lifetime. Not because it's perfect, but because the highs it achieves are just that insurmountable. At best, something might come along and match it but even that is highly unlikely.

I finally got Marathon because of all the incredible wom. This was going to be the first GAAS I jumped into. But then I remembered that I need to pay for PS+ on PS5 and immediately got a refund. I'm honestly willing to bet that Fortnite not requiring PS+ is a major contributor to its success.

In my head, I imagine everyone who talks about a work of art in relation to its themes and how "important" they are, must have had a smoking hot lit teacher that they wanted to sleep with, so they bought all the facile essay-like approach to art they spouted without once thinking how bullshit it is.

Every Dungeon in Majora's Mask is better than the best dungeon in Ocarina. In general, Ocarina's dungeon design is vastly overrated. Hell, even Wind Waker's dungeon design, though not consistently excellent, reaches higher highs than Ocarina's.

Unless my eye is wrong, that's not the only thing artificial about this game.

Replayed Zone of the Enders 2 and yup still great. Really feels like Titanfall 2 is its closest modern analogue in terms of pacing and variety and even that game is about to be 10 years old. This so called Konami Renaissance we're on won't really be earned until we get ZoE3.

Rewatched and once again sobbed at the greatest credit scene ever.

People who talk about older games with kid gloves are such fucking losers. "Oh, I can't say anything critical about this old game because that's simply not fair. I need to treat it like a wee little baby who clearly didn't know better" Insufferable, no better than "old games are stinky" mentality.

Just when I thought this couldn't possibly get more embarrassing, the final clip they chose left my jaw on the floor.

If a movie doesn't "pulse"—if the director isn't talented, and if he doesn't become fervently obsessed with the possibilities that the subject offers him to explore moviemaking itself—it's dead and it deadens you. Your heart goes cold. The world is a dishrag. (1978)

Hmmmm....did Mewgenics already "came and went"?

Strangely there was also a talking cat on board with a coin on its forehead.

Me last week; Hey, that new EU video was not bad, maybe I'm too harsh on the guy. Me right now; Nope, he's still a jackass. A clown. A buffoon. A nincompoop. A Nimrod. A fucking idiot.

I don't give Kinda Funny a lot of flowers (in fact I rarely listen to them) but Blessing sharing his hot take that price point shouldn't be a part of game reviews let's me know there's at least one sane person in that group.

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

Just realized that Robert Duvall's death happened almost one year after Gene Hackman's. Two marvelous actors who nowadays would be relegated to supporting roles but in the 70s were put on the same pedestal as pretty boys De Niro and Pacino.

I know this meme gets used to mock Western AAA Cinematic games but the game this reminds the most of is Persona 5.

Listen I'm sure that Tubi will go down the shitter in like 10 years when some jackoff buys it, but until then I will enjoy its service voraciously. With ad blocker of course.

Rogue Legacy has done untold damage to game design. So I'm glad the second game failed.

Wait, they're putting Ghost Babel on Master Collection 2! Don't make me buy that stupid collection just for one GBA game Konami.

A roundabout way to say that Perfect Art is also (very) rarely great art.

The best thing about that DQ7 remake is that it will likely lower the price of a PS1 copy of the original. See guys, remakes can be good and necessary.

The Jet Set Radio tutorial.

bruce nesmith shut your mouth but agree they shouldn’t remake it, people shouldn’t need remakes to play something. “the test of time” is for YOU to not fail, dipshit

Getting the itch to start another JRPG. Come on Nintendo, announce that 60 Fps patch for Xeno X and I'll buy a Switch 2 this instant.

From the weird line delivery to the aliens, is Tomadachi Life just a Twin Peaks simulator?

Oh look, the best tv show, let alone anime, of all time is on Youtube so no one has any excuse.

As a proud hater of TV, let it be known that one of the best things about the start of a new year is the start of a new season of the absolutely hilarious British game show WILTY (Would I Lie To You). And huzzah, it's only 30 minutes long. None of that hour long episode garbage.

I say this as not the biggest Carpenter fan, but he's absolutely right, Fuck the haters. ESCAPE FROM L.A. is much better than NEW YORK and is top 3 Carpenter along with THEY LIVE and STARMAN.

TIL that gonads is the gland that helps in the development of your sex organ and not just a funny word for ballz that stuck around. Also that it's present in women's body. So yes, women have gonads.

Alright, I'm just gonna get this out of my system; Stop reposting that video of the Minnesota woman getting killed. I don't fucking need to see it and neither does anyone else. We got the details of her killing and that should be enough, anything is borderline pornographic.

Hot Take of the Century; Berserk 97, to the point that I've next to no interest in reading the manga. The story is done and no amount of extra lore/world building would compell me to keep going. (Sniff, Judeau my beloved).

Rewatched L'Eclisse after God knows how many years and yeah, everything I said still stands.

For once, he's right.

Finally someone who gets it. IF YOUR METROIDVANIA BRINGS ME TO WHERE IM SUPPOSED TO USE THE POWER UP, THEN IT'S NOT A METROIDVANIA. THE MOMENTS OF DOUBT IN-BETWEEN ARE THE FUCKING POINT OF IT ALL.

In 1989, French newspaper Libération asked 700+ filmmakers from around to answer just one question: "Why do you film?", the answers they received varied from several pages long to just a few words, here's some of them.

Predict my ass, everything "foretold" in MGS2 was already present in older cyberpunk media. And some of them aren't even that obscure (Serial Experiements Lain, Neuromancer). Stop stroking this hack's ego, especially when it concerns a bad game he made 20+ years ago.

"The suffering of generations must be endured to achieve our divine end." Really not fighting back against the Zionist accusations huh Neil.

CD Projeckt in 2020: Damn, we ruined all our goodwill in a matter of days. Well, at least everyone will learn from our mistakes. Larian: Learn??????