trump invades venezuela .... what is this the onion .... Crazy ...

start the year off right

also the gum massage isn't even the most mystifying aspect of this thing

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"The Lord...is 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘶𝘨𝘺". The older angel took a step back in shock. "Do you like that word?", Lucifer sneered, "I invented it just now".

holiday miracle, my sister managed to find the unsettling half-remembered 1930s cartoon that somehow defeated our attempts to identify it for years

me: and "a knight's tale", that one was like gladiator except if you were horny for heath ledger. it was pg-13 "take me to your dealer" alien: Ok

i like van in many ways but I Hate how it's a city for daytime people. let me be a night ghoul!!!!!!

earth 👽 is cool

earth 🖕👽 stinks!

I feel like we're due for this guy to come back into pop culture: 👽

lord help me this educational bear wants to fuck me

oh you know he fucks good

who else would let him hit it goofy style ✋

this one rocks by the way

finally tracked down old cartoon with man getting head ripped off and replaced with goat's

rotating this phrase in my brain

Your Going to Have Arthroscopic Surgery, Snoopy

how about uhhhhh. bug wrapped. how many bugs you saw. or were Around

this is what I've been up to this year! I gave up searching for godawful corporate web developer jobs that no longer exist and started my dream company Foxflower Distribution. we ship art and music for canadian creators!

have been troubled all day after seeing a tiktok of a young person who wishes they had been an adult from 2005-2012

i love UFO 24

Boots it's too early for this

petting the cat with a rag

The Way to Revive 1991 ABC Sitcom "Dinosaurs" Reviving 1991 ABC sitcom "Dinosaurs" would be no easy task: the Sinclair family freezes to death in the series finale. But if you had this task you could have them reawaken in present day after 65 million years. This is how you could do it.

Oh Baby

Steve jobs is alive again and coming out on stage in his outfit. He's announcing his vile new animal. And it's available now

✅ Egg vs. Chain Discourse Returns

𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 ✅ AI Bubble Burst ✅ "Trump didn't kill himself" ✅ 2014 Galaxy Print Revival

NEW 📗! PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social) In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil "The year's great work of literary horror." —Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

At ZARA our lust is to dress you as the Bird from Heaven

checked out today's "shoe" on a whim and it fucks??? who's writing shoe

OoooOh yeaaaaAh!! I'M! long neck Halford, are all you metal maniacs out there ready to STRE-EE-ETCH?

the epstein documents are really darkly funny how the names are missing sometimes but then the unknown person is like If parliament refuses the Migration Compact I may have to submit my resignation as foreign minister for slovakia

I'm torturing your simulacrum, you blockhead

Earth's beautiful boy

(a filthy canvas bag violently being put over my head, muffled): and what about parodies of the sonic youth "goo" cover. you used to see those all the time except itd be something else like. crash bandicoot. "I stole my sister's apples, it was all whirlwind heat and flash". hey are you mad at me

On the bus or at the library you might be tempted to connect to Haley's Macbook Air or Huong's iPhone on the bluetooth. But you musn't.

The bonemancer sniffed the steaming cup. "What is this concoction?". Arialla rolled her eyes. "It's a 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰, Bonemancer". He looked doubtful. "Just try it."

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG

The bonemancer scoffed. "How can you hope to defeat me? Your mousy brown hair and 5'4" stature and enrollment in a creative writing program are pitiful to me". Arialla smiled. She knew she was the superior bonemancer.

Chapter 1 Bonemancer's Bequest