ur eyeliner coming out perfect really is quite the dopamine boost

still not over the fact i’m seeing sunny day real estate open for mcr next year

bf just said “how about i take you to fred aldous and buy you some pens this weekend” completely unprompted my heart is full

thinking about when i was a kid and would steal cigarettes from my mums work bag but she wouldn’t ever call me out on it because the cigarettes in her work bag were a secret

holy fucking shit my chemical romance just announced they’re bringing SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE as support at the wembley show i have a ticket for FUCK

he’s adorable 😭🦎

oh hell yeah hello kitty island adventure content update 4 just dropped

i am once again simping for buddy nielsen from senses fail

had i not seen this on the veganuk subreddit i would never have known that there were vegan ones hiding behind the meat ones in the lidl freezer but holy shit i’m excited

first attempt at a geode lol

absolutely reeling from trumps “teehee it’s ok you can say it” hand out waving “hehe it’s ok u can call me a fascist” 👉🏻👈🏻🫢 to mamdani

co ops vegan christmas sandwich is just their regular vegan onion bhaji sandwich but with cranberries on it and they have discontinued the normal one over christmas so that their only vegan sandwich option has cranberries in it and im personally offended

3rd rock in HD is bizarre

amazon just “delivered” my bfs parcel by putting it inside the wheely bin of an airbnb three doors down so i’m out in broad daylight going through an airbnb bin in my gecko pyjamas

it bothers me immensely that there’s no turtle on the spine 😤

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

schrödingers turkish barbers: simultaneously dodging tax and laundering money

genuinely can’t think of the last movie i was excited for yet here i am overflowing with excitement for a hollywood blockbuster starring ryan gosling? who am i

omg the new trailer for project hail mary 😭

hanging out with the smallest dog i’ve ever met

absolutely mental we can ethically grow diamonds in labs that are both the same and cheaper and better than diamonds we mine from the earth and some people are like “no i need the conflict diamonds 😠”

jill scott let’s gooooooo

i love charles

At the

Permit me a little maudlin gushing. I can’t tell you how good for the soul caring for animals is for me. The animals in question don’t even have to like me or acknowledge me, but spending time feeding and caring about something matters.

not to jump on the bandwagon but i am also in love with mamdanis wife

“i was looking into purchasing gallons of piss, ‘cos i was in dispute with the woolwich ferry man, and i thought fuck it, i’ll fill his boat with piss”

hit the penjamin too hard before booking my train home and now i don’t understand 24hr time

asked my mam (a disgusting pimple popping video enjoyer like myself) if she likes hoof trimming videos and she was like wtf gross no but my dad (a pimple popping video HATER) surprisingly revealed he also watches the hoof gp?

genuinely baffling my mam moans at me for vaping outside and tells me to “just fucking vape inside”

“that’s probably enough pasta for just me,” i say, pouring about 4 persons worth of pasta into a pan

unbelievably clear night in my parents village tonight and im getting all emotional staring at the stars (i don’t see them this good ever in the city) they’re so beautiful and so tiny yet so incomprehensibly large and far away and i really shouldn’t smoke weed while tilting my head all the way back

i haven’t been able to move for three hours because he’s fast asleep with his little forehead on my chin and id rather die than move him

once again at my parents with my most favourite old man in the world

for all mankind s6 is in preproduction so SURELY they’ll give us s5 soon 🥲

asked my zoomer housemate what he’s up to and he said “i’m busy working my way through limp bizkits discography” because apparently i have hyped them up so much

“it feels like we’ve given everyone the task, and given you the extra challenge of being david baddiel” has to be the best burn in all of taskmaster history

whattup

i might have accidentally left a single ice cube on the back seat of the uber

i baked an undisclosed number of cookies for a party i’m going to tonight (the real number will be kept safe as i don’t want to be held accountable for how many go missing before the party)

i was born in the 90s you literally can’t make me stop blending my eyeshadow with my fingers i’m set in the old ways

every other tokay keeper is scared of their tokay right? right?

i’m gonna say it but selling fireworks in lidl is a blight on my community

flower breeding in hello kitty island adventure is fucking serious work

gecko doodles

here’s this really cool space mission :D it will launch in 2041 D:

deke is my favourite character from for all mankind season one until he has a series of homophobic outbursts and dies

yay mike wozniak is on this weeks taskmaster podcast, the world needs more woz 😍

tonight jo brands title of being the only taskmaster contest to ever go to the toilet during a timed task was taken from her