Dale: Cody, how did you manage to let your license expire?? Cody: Look. I never said I was a functional adult. I just said I could play guitar pretty good. Now we’re here. (He got everything straightened out at the DMV this morning like a good boy)

Cody: Are these eggs still good? Dale: idk man put em in water, they’ll float or they’ll sink Cody: OK yes, I’ll try them like witches!

Dale is subjecting Cody to Malevolent, a delightful eldritch horror podcast. Cody, about an hour and a half in: oh, I know why the main character is British! It’s horror, so it’s supposed to be unsettling. It makes so much sense now!

Cody, sitting down with his coffee to play Red Dead: c’mon Juniper, we’ve got a bank to rob

Megan, staring longingly at a McDonald’s commercial: you remember back when you didn’t have any problems, and a McChicken was just fucking awesome? Dale and Cody: …. what?

“Sometimes you’re headlining, sometimes you’re just the guy playing last.” -somebody loading in for the late show as we were loading out of the early show last night in Columbus

Cody: Looks like the FDA is warning against eating potentially radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart…? Dale: Ok but if I eat the radioactive shrimp then obviously I’ll get shrimp powers 🦐 Cody: 🙄

Been one hell of a release week. If we ever stop being overwhelmed and humbled by the way yall show up for us, somebody please HIT us for being ungrateful. Yall are insane for doing this in one week 🩵

We are so productive on band work days when we’re procrastinating actually practicing, I swear to god

Come here the new record live with us this fall 💖

In case you missed it, our Kickstarter is LIVE!! Help us find our next album, American Mythology. www.kickstarter.com/projects/hau...

Cody has always been a big fan of bandanas, so we were thrilled to finally add some to merch table. We hoped y’all would love them, but we’d never expected just how much you would!! These won’t be available online until we’re back home from tour for the summer, so come out to a show and snag one ✨

Somebody made us a subreddit! We’ll have to make an official band account to hang out with y’all there ✨

That’s a wrap ✨

Cody is transposing chord charts for the studio musicians and we’re having a blast. Dale: “You’re telling me these posings are trans?” Cody: “Are they trans or are they just trans-posing?” He’s clearly the model of ally behavior 🏳️‍⚧️

Cody saw my new book and thought it was “Before We Were Trains” and thought it was like, a history of transportation. Good try bud. 🏳️‍⚧️🚂

A typical songwriting session. Dale: “Bruh I’ve told you, this isn’t about horses” Cody: *strumming a cowboy sounding progression* “So anyway, we’re gonna saddle up and ride into the sunset with our sweetheart-“ Dale: “I SWEAR TO GOD-“

Finally have a Nashville show coming up! Space is limited, so get your tickets now. tinyurl.com/Haunted-Like...

In case there was any question as to where we stand 💖

We went through the effort of setting up our plants all pretty. What were we supposed to do, NOT take silly pictures? Cmon y’all, be reasonable.

Hello, @hauntedlikehuman.bsky.social; and welcome to my #playstock! #Music is one of the great spices of #life and I always have time... will always have time... to support independent #musicians and music.

Find somebody who looks at you the way Cody looks at Juniper

Chilly day singin’ - Charleston Girl by Tyler Childers #folkmusic #americanamusic #indiefolk #acousticmusic

Hitting the road. Tickets available now for ticketed shows: linktr.ee/hauntedlikeh...

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