Can someone with big boobies teach me how to read? I think it's time.

[𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃.] #SONICRP X #UTRP | #MVRP

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If she's lucky, after he regenerates, he'll forget about the pancakes. Maybe.

"Uh oh, new kink unlocked!"

"Am I? Or are you doing this just because I make pancakes sexy for you?"

"This is hot." He presses his forehead against the muzzle, feeling cold metal.

Like, do you promise, or are you expressing rage figuratively?

Based.

Really, really?

"Gimmick? This is my life!" There are currently four individuals several feet behind him taking selfies.

No.

If I wasn't a True Believer, I am now.

"Juuuust some flaking wallpaper, my elaborate top secret plans for future jobs, and my rule 34 shrine dedicated to you, which your rating of moi will sit in the center of. It completes the home aesthetic I'm going for, which is insane murderous degenerate. It's very chic."

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

"RIGHT?! I mean look at these masked freaks trying to be ME! It's downright insulting. If I hear one more chimichanga impersonation..."

* / I def need to bring my laptop to work so I can do edits 😭

"The real question is do you WANT to know?"

"Ma'am this is a Wendy's."

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"DUH!" He takes her hand into his own and leads the way.

────────────────⋆⋅❌⋅⋆──── 𝕋𝐡𝐞 𝕀𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞... ══════════⊹⊱✖️⊰⊹═════════ 匚𝕪𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕡𝕤 ───⋆⋅❌⋅⋆───────────────── 𝕋𝕠 𝕞𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕏-𝕄𝕖𝕟...

"Right that's more of a second date thing. Whether my date is present or not."

"Fingering me?"

* / Their tolerance and patience with Wade.

* / Wade coughing post round is me hitting my blinker post round. 😔

WHO'S BRICKED UP?

I don't make the facts! I do.

How PERSONAL! Wade Winston Wilson, ya freaks.

Dr. Pool, M.D.

Soooo, don't hold back? Go crazy. Or totally sane in my case.

Do you though? I mean, look at me! Dealing with the daily horrors sober because my healing factor prevents me from staying drunk has done WONDERS for my mental clarity! I'm totally fine!

Problem?

This is a safe place to talk about hard things. Let it all out.

It was pure coincidence stumbling upon him. Wade's apartment was suffocating and he was tired of regenerating himself back to life. Looking down at the defeated Spider, Wade cants his head to the side as though he was appreciating an old painting. "Well hiya!" His mask was already half lifted . . .

It would be my HONOR!

May I offer you an egg in these trying times?

Egg can't believe it.

“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.” An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.

* / Also love Wade getting loaded with eggs rofl.

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* / I know I'm biased but...... I'm enjoying Wade in Rivals. Whether I'm playing as him or he's on my team.

kitten, im gonna be honest now. daddy's about to kill himself

You learn that from ChatGPT?

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