["Guess Who turned 39 today!!"]

["Hmmm..?"]

[ * You find Sonic bleeding out on The Ground.]

Kane LEGO® Dr. Eggman is canonically faster than Super Silver.

Kane Ight so. I got A Freaky Alt, But I'm only gonna reveal it in DMs because I don't wanna expose that content to Minors. So just ask me and I'll send it. But please don't be A Minor or Leak it.

["I drove before I broke my hand, then I tried fixing tails' stuff And got into a accident."] ["Had to get a tow truck drive to get it back to my garage because of it."]

Kane Bit of A Nothing Fact but I'm actually 4'7 IRL

["Totally!"] ["Oh, and uh. I unfortunately broke one of my hands in an accident involving Tails' Workshop."] ["I been tryna help him out with somethin' but that sure escalated."] ["But Oh Well! I'll get better soon!"]

["Yeah!"] ["I collect vehicles on A Daily Basis Nowadays!"] ["It's a new hobby of mine post-retirement."] ["Ranging from Regular Cars to Warships."]

["...yeah actually!"]

["🎶I just wanna kiss my fish.🎶"] ["🎶Drive My Truck, Drink my Beer.🎶"]

Kane Over at The Hotel Restaurant Rn, might as well face reveal while I'm there God I'm so chopped

ATTEMPTATION. (TEASER)

Kane I'm gonna be at a hotel for a bit, alongside my mom, grandma, uncle and older brother We'll be staying there, idk how long tho

Kane Ight so I'm not fully back yet because I'm still trying get therapy rn, but I'm a little more motivated. I'm only gonna be on this Everything Else is still on hiatus

If yall wanna play with me on roblox or smh Here's my account. Maybe it'll cheer me up a bit when I do play on there.

["Who The Hell is Sonic?"] ["And why do they keep calling me that?"]

Kane PLEASE MVRP I NEED THISSSS MY MUSE IS KINDA SHIPLESS

["Ay.. READER."] ["how's things going?") [ * he has a cast on his hand.]

[SOLO-THREAD] ["...fuck this shit."] [ * he's been clearly going on a mental decline ever since he retired long ago.] [ * From someone Confident and Unshakeable to A Broken and Isolated Mess.] ["What's even the point. Why do I even bother to live anyway."]

Kane To Any Artists out there If yall are gonna draw my version of Sonic. These are the 2 interpretations of his canon appearance. It honestly depends on how you prefer to draw them I mean he is basically just Sonic as Sans

BLOODY STREAM [Arrangement]

["Guys! I'm back!"] ['Did anything happen while I was gone?"]

["Relax! I'm sure it'll be great just like Last Time!"] ["Ya just gotta believe in yourself."]

["Wh-Wha!?"] ["How the-"]

["GUYS!"] ["WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?"]

["A bit disappointing."] ["Seems after retirement you still can't keep up!"] ["No offense, but ya gotta train harder. If you can't beat a washed up version of me, then ya can't beat the crooks I used to fight."]

["Ay, I know my routes!"] ["I use these as extra body armor. And also to trick others! I hid them in my gloves and coat."]

["Heh. That's what ya think. You think you damaged my hand."] ["WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY JUST LETCHUP PACKETS!"] ["NOW EAT THIS!"] [ * Sonic fired some Bones.]

[ * he was going too fast to notice as he ends up cutting his hand a little.] ["AGH. Pffft. That was sure A Smart Move."]

[ * Proceeds to Beat the shit out of [READER] like this.]

Kane I'm lowkey surprised I got this far Like I made this Random Portrayal of Sonic based off A Random Sonic Megalovania and somehow yall actually like it?

["I-I'm fine ames.."] ["Ya just gave me a beating is all."]

["Here's a question for ya."] ["How would you react if I were to die tomorrow?"]

Kane This is the shit I used to watch in 2016-2022

["Ay, do you need anything?"] ["Because I'm.."]

Kane Ts is some generational ragebait

Kane I already felt like fucking shit last night dude. Why does it gotta get worse with all this shit going on

["I'm not Sonic guys.."] ["Why do you keep calling me that. I am not him."]

["I.. well.."] [ * tries to think of a name that isn't his.] ["It's Logan. I just simply look like Sonic is all."]

["Look, it's just base similarities and that's it."] ["I don't know why they keep calling me Sonic. When I clearly am not."]

["Tch, it's just lookalikes."] ["That's simply it is all."]

["Why the hell are people calling me Sonic?'] ["That's something I don't understand, because i swear, there's no way we have anything in common."]

Kane Ight so. New Event I'm doing What this is, its basically A Reverse Version of 2017X. Where he is The Real Sonic but he refuses to believe he actually is Sonic. And he'll go insane if he keeps being told he is.